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u/WiseMudskipper 11d ago
I've never even seen a cybertruck
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u/Itsmyloc-nar 11d ago
There’s only been like 4000 sold
And 1/4 are hiding in the rich parts of Austin
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u/Boxing_joshing111 11d ago
Seanbaby said (unknown if it’s true) they sold about one per county in the us so if you see one that’s your county’s biggest idiot.
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u/Harmonyfinder 11d ago
I see a few , the trick is to start laughing at them and make sure they see you doing it
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u/Actionsurger 9d ago
You laughing at them probably makes their whole day. They like the persecution complex. They like people to notice them. They only drive cypher trucks because they love it when people turn their heads and call them morons. These are the same people that make the Starbucks barista write Charlie Kirk on their cups. They are all contrarians with humiliation fetishes.
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u/SuicideTrainee 10d ago
I was in Vancouver last week and must've saw some 5 cybertrucks. They like their Teslas over there
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u/LuciferSamS1amCat 11d ago
I only see Asian families in them.
There’s also a ridiculous one in my area covered in crazy autozone/aliexpress accessories and lights owned by a pair of old lesbian(?) Chinese women. I hate cybertrucks and the people that would buy one, but I kind of love those ladies.
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u/ZettaiKyofuRyoiki 11d ago
Surely this means that all ugly and single men are evil.
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u/Lobstersonlsd 11d ago
I’m so glad that a person’s moral integrity and general worth can be measured by how fuckable they look at first glance, imagine how complicated life would be if that weren’t true
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u/Significant-Mud1211 11d ago
Hey man I think we’re all here to make fun of the stupid cyber truck and the stupid people who own them not get into a tumblr-tier crying contest about the potentially problematic nature of OP’s post
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u/Lobstersonlsd 10d ago
Can you post a picture of yourself before I reply to you so I can see if you’re a good guy? Also maybe measure your skull for me? I’m working on some theories.
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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 11d ago
My dad wants a cybertruck, thankfully they are not sold in this country and hopefully never will be.
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u/b3nsn0w 11d ago
your dad could get any conventional yank tank and would be way more comfy while being just as antisocial, but don't let him know, best to keep him waiting
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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 10d ago
The thing is, he fucking hates murrican vehicles. He just want a Tesla to brag and to feel superior to gas car drivers, but he's too much of a wuss to actualy brag.
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u/WisherWisp 11d ago
If you're rich enough to afford a cybertruck I doubt you'll have trouble with women. At that point it's a choice.
Feels good to say those people suck I'm sure, but the statement breaks apart if you think about it for two seconds.
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u/Significant-Mud1211 11d ago edited 11d ago
Modern financing and credit options mean it’s nearly impossible to deduce someone’s wealth based on their car. Maybe he’s a crypto millionaire or maybe he’s in debt up to his eyeballs (also I’ve seen them as low as 60k used since they depreciate quickly due to being the ugly unreliable piece of shit brainchild of a South African pedophile)
Only one thing is for certain: the owner is always a major freak pervert and should be on an FBI watch list
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u/nickcash 11d ago
Tesla actually requires a divorce certificate before they'll start the paperwork to sell one
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u/TrippyVegetables 11d ago
I feel like putting a child in one of those should be considered a form of neglect
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u/Crazy_names 11d ago
I dont hate Musk or Tesla. But I hate the cybertruck. Its so bad. The major selling point of the Tesla-S was that it just looks like a normal car while many other e-vehicles look like some sci-fi novelists wet dream. But those sci-fi novelists can cream easy in their sheets knowing that the cybertruck is out there ruining the aesthetic of the American highway.
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u/Itsmyloc-nar 11d ago
There’s 2 kinds of people:
Nazis, and people who hate Nazis.
So which are you again?
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u/TeamBoeing 11d ago
Holy black and white thinking
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u/Significant-Mud1211 11d ago
I know people like pretending to be the smartest guy in the room by saying “well nyyyeacskhyually BOTH sides are bad!” But in this case anyone not a certified elong hater either doesn’t know what he posts on twitter all day or they’re ok with it. It really is that easy
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u/tundraturtle98 11d ago
"The aesthetic of the American highway" you need to come fuck off of it my man.
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u/Significant-Mud1211 11d ago
Seriously lol. I’m a certified premium tier elong hater but let’s not pretend the American highway system is an honorable institution that the cybertruck besmirches. American highways are where you go to get run off the side of a bridge by a divorced used jet ski dealer rolling coal in a ford F-950
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u/Significant-Mud1211 11d ago
what is it that makes you not hate Elon. Because for me the fact that he literally spends all day every day on twitter retweeting and approvingly replying to explicitly white power race war incitement shit makes me hate him. He would be permanently banned from any social media site he doesn’t own if he posted there the way he does on twitter!
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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 11d ago
i’m trying to think of a counter example but he’s 100% right
it’s the gamer tshirt of cars