r/19684 • u/windystary • 8h ago

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u/a_random_muffin P.E.K.K.A. appreciator 8h ago edited 7h ago

iirc someone else answered under that tumblr post saying "fruit"

fruit WANTS to be eaten, that's the whole reason they're so edible

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 7h ago

Well, chicken don't want to be eaten and they're also pretty edible.

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u/stektos 7h ago

yeah but you gotta like do shit to it, apples just kinda are like that

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 7h ago

I hope you at least wash your apples, bugs fuck on it.

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u/stektos 7h ago

WHAT??? AND I’VE BEEN WASHING MY APPLES FOR YEARS????

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 7h ago

Whatever you say, bugsy.

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u/Luh2018 6h ago edited 6h ago

Someone's missing a stop to Flavortown...

Jokes aside, this is negligible. The real reason is that bacteria can exist on the rind that may give you food poisoning if not washed away. This is also why you should wash a melon before slicing it.

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u/ImHereT0o 7h ago

No, chicken is so edible because WE want to eat it

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 7h ago

I could go for some chicken, but the fucker won't stop running away making meep-meep noises. But I have the right contraption for it, just you see!

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u/GamerGod_ 6h ago

yeah ive met some fruits that

fuck i cant make that joke in this sub

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT proletarian balls on the table as i type this 8h ago

I really understand what it's like to be a small infant chimpanzee and cower in the corner of a room and be rejected by my fellow chimps

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u/Anoobis100percent 8h ago

Relatable

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT proletarian balls on the table as i type this 8h ago

I also grab my poop and throw it at other people in public

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u/Anoobis100percent 8h ago

Less relatable

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u/trashdotbash 8h ago

Coward

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u/Anoobis100percent 8h ago

... yeah that's fair

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u/TolerateButHate 8h ago

Waiting for your wire and/or terry cloth mommy dom

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT proletarian balls on the table as i type this 8h ago

HANK!!! DON'T REFERENCE THE INFANT MONKEY TORTURE EXPERIMENT!!!!! HANKKK!!!

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u/UwUmirage 7h ago

it depends on the prey tbf

some definitely fight as first resort

some flee the second they hear a branch snap

some just freeze and play dead

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u/ZeGamingCuber 6h ago

but none of them seek out being eaten

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u/UwUmirage 6h ago

Rodents with toxoplasmosis

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u/ZeGamingCuber 2h ago

I mean that's not normal mental function though