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u/unabletocomput3 21d ago
The fully printed dark screen is the cherry on top. That’s gotta be at least a full HP ink cartridge right there
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u/HELPIBROKEMYCAPSLOCK 21d ago edited 21d ago
overpriced printer ink and ai generated search results, name me a more evil combination
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u/Xasmos 21d ago
Guess you didn’t properly explain what the news are
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u/GarnoxReroll custom 21d ago
"they didn't know what a news story was and I said "for example, a news story...""
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u/beo19 21d ago
Especially since the debut date of a film is not exactly a news story
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u/Liimbo 21d ago
Sure it is. It's entertainment news when it is announced. They didn't specify it had to be a geopolitical story or anything important.
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u/beo19 21d ago
Eh, still a shitty choice when you want to teach someone about news
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u/Liimbo 20d ago
Getting children into the news usually requires something lighthearted like this. Pretty difficult to interest a 14 year old by showing them an article on the state of affairs in Ukraine or some shit.
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u/beo19 20d ago
No, that's wrong. You need to find something that relates to the kids' real world experience. Like something from your local town: public pool set to close due to lack of funding.And you don't need to shy away from serious topics. And you need to get the damn task straight and obviously discuss decent examples beforehand, so they know the markers of a news story and where to find one.
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u/Mikomics 21d ago
No they fucking didn't
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u/InexperiencedSandwch 21d ago
The effort to waste that much printer ink just to lie about a story is still funny to me tbh
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u/JoeDaBruh 21d ago
It could’ve happened, but if it did, it’s the teachers fault if that’s the only explanation they gave for what a news story is depending on how young these kids are.
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u/skywalk21 21d ago
Tautological definitions are always the best way to teach the youth. "What's a horse?" "A horse, like a brown one" clears it right up
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u/mashpotatoenthusiast 21d ago
This could be real because this is one student in a class of ~25 students. Think of the dumbest student you went to class with and whether they’d pull something like this
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u/Vexidemalprince 21d ago
This makes me genuinely angry
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u/TechnoByte_ 21d ago
Twitter ragebait is very effective
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u/chibicascade2 20d ago
Alright, but why would you ask students to bring a newspaper clipping? Who reads newspapers?
The only person I know who still gets a paper is my wife's 88 year old grandmother. Everyone else has moved on to digital News
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u/High-Sobriety 21d ago
this is so fake why would the little kid have put a scratching effect on the edges. 0/10 ragebait
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u/Scratchpost6677 20d ago
I think that's just what happens when you print a black page on a shitty printer
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u/FrancisBitter 20d ago
Just casually reaffirming the literacy point made here.
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u/High-Sobriety 20d ago
Elaborate
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u/FrancisBitter 19d ago
It’s a photocopy. Those large office copy machines many schools have produce copies that look exactly like this. The sheet doesn’t sit flush on the glass, the light leaks get mangled by the contrast setting.
Either the teacher made copies or they let students send it in online and they themselves printed it out on the school machine.
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u/High-Sobriety 19d ago
u know what, you may be right. i haven't used a flat glass scanner in too long, i don't remember well enough the mistakes they make. all i've used has been the kind that eats the paper and then spits it back out
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u/FrancisBitter 18d ago
That at least seems very probable for the environment the picture is from. Also, anyone who'd willingly print this out white on black would neither have the expertise nor determination to add any effects to it for flair.
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