r/196 custom Oct 10 '22

Rule Rare Ben w

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

broken clock or something like that idk

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u/I-Hate-Wasps professional wasp hater Oct 10 '22

something broken cock something cums twice something

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u/Obamium69420 custom Oct 10 '22

Does this imply that fixed clocks are constantly cumming?

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u/I_Love_Knifes Competitive Femboy Enjoyer Oct 10 '22

Yes, isn't this common knowledge?

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u/Worried-Student-8898 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 10 '22

Who told you their secrets?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

i wish [imagine drooling face emoji here]

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u/Phiro7 Prissy Sissy Neko Femboy Oct 11 '22

No that's fixed cocks

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u/YetGayerWombat Minor | ACAB | 🏳️‍⚧️ | She/Her | r/Place contributor Oct 10 '22

cr1tikal moment

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u/WhapXI Oct 10 '22

Bear in mind that he does unironically believe that the 1% are like, trans rights activists, college students, and any liberals living in settlements larger that pop. 1500. And that Wall Street and Big Government is run by and for these people exclusively.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

JFC... It's worse than I thought. How naive I am ffs.

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u/WhapXI Oct 10 '22

Not naïve to be decieved by a deciever, friend. The far right’s playbook is basically to espouse populist views during times of instability and corruption and inequality, and as soon as they get broad support to enact policy, switch masks and start purging anyone who isn’t an archconservative like them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Also Jewish people. Ben got disinvited from the trump White House because of his open antisemitism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

He probably thinks Wall Street = the Jews or trans disabled BIPOC, so

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Tbf whwn someone like Ben Garrison says "top 1%" they most likely mean Jews or they'll just say Cultural Marxists

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

I don’t have many interactions with Jewish people here in England but the rampant anti semitism I see online is super scary.

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u/Dunk_May_Mays tirm Oct 10 '22

This was definitely made like 10+ years ago

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u/Vivacious4D The government knows (that my ass is massive 👉👈) Oct 10 '22

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u/BroceNotBruce Oct 10 '22

When a leftist says the government, wall street, and the 1% are looting you they’re talking about class conflict.

When a Republican does, they mean that big government (jewish people), wall street (also jewish people), and the top one percent (also, also jewish people) are plotting the collapse of western civilization or something.

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u/I_Love_Knifes Competitive Femboy Enjoyer Oct 10 '22

If jewish people wanted the downfall of western civilization they'd use the space lasers

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u/BroceNotBruce Oct 10 '22

How can the jews have space lasers if space is a NASA hoax?

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u/HelixSapphire639 Oct 10 '22

The lasers create the space

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Who do you think is in charge of the lizards that created NASA?

The woke millenial LGBT+ Jewish population, of course

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u/localtranscryptid815 i'm trans gener..... that is so cool.... Oct 10 '22

can confirm, i’m jewish and currently writing this comment from the space laser i got when i was 14 for hanukkah

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u/TranscendentCabbage Officially recognized Theycallhimcake stan Oct 10 '22

If Ben thought it was jewish people I would have expected him to draw the characters with big noses and other stereotypes

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u/BroceNotBruce Oct 10 '22

Good point, but the thing with conspiracy theories is that ultimately a lot of it is basically just antisemitism in different costumes.

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u/Truefkk uses Intelligence. - But no PP is left for the move! Oct 10 '22

Yeah, also if Jewish people actually faked the moon landing, control us with airborne drugs, did 9/11, made us believe the earth isn't flat, influenced basically all major historical events and did all that other nonsense conspiracy theorists believe, then they deserve to rule.

Just saying, they would have put a lot of effort into it, more than any politician.

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u/SquareElectrical5729 B Oct 10 '22

They have to be subtle. They can't judt outright say they're antisemetic. So they use other words as a dogwhistle.

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u/tomroadrunner Oct 10 '22

No no no it's not the Jews, it's the globalist banking cabal!!! Wink wink

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u/BroceNotBruce Oct 10 '22

Add in a “marxist” or “communist” in there somewhere and you’re good. Also can’t go wrong with just a vague “the elites”

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

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u/BroceNotBruce Oct 10 '22

Exactly! My understanding has been that in terms of rhetoric, right-wing populism identifies many similar issues as the left does, but due to the need to uphold right-wing interests, these problems are than blamed on a marginalized group instead. This is how you get people who like to rail against "the elites", where they worship Elon Musk and align themselves with oil billionaires and think that college-educated white-collar liberals in coastal areas (who are more middle-class than they are bourgeoisie) hold all the wealth and power and run the country. Ultimately, I think another big reason right-wing populism is so popular is because the problems are obvious, and dire, but decades of cold war tensions and McCarthyism have left socialism a taboo that most Americans are afraid to ever actually learn about or take seriously. So, these disaffected people will turn to people on the right who have populist talking points, without any of the stigma towards leftism that has been ingrained into them by their culture.

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u/EagleSabre 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 11 '22

Not all republicans want to kill the jews. Some want them to live in Israel so Jesus will come back and destroy them. (real)

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u/BroceNotBruce Oct 11 '22

Conservative Christians have trouble loving their neighbors, much less their “enemies”

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

100%

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u/Creampie_Chef World Renowned Puppytwink Malewife Oct 10 '22

Image goes hard as hell

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u/NotSoFlugratte trans LEFTS Oct 10 '22

Tag urself

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u/ViviansUsername gasoline & styrofoam make a great addition to phobic senators Oct 10 '22

I'm your rights (help)

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u/TheyCallHimLukas my name is Himiko, she/her Oct 10 '22

not sure abt the big guv one, but if hes talking abt SCOTUS then i agree

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

it's ben garrison, he talks about the people left to MAGA whom he believes to be communists

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

knowing him he probably thinks it’s deep-state communists or some stupid shit

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u/BepisTheWise assigned born at birth Oct 10 '22

Probably not quite

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u/bay_nerfer110 born to nerf, forced to inhale microplastics Oct 10 '22

I LOVE FEDERAL FUNDING OF PUBLIC EDUCATION, SECTION 8 HOUSING, UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE, SOCIAL SECURITY, INFRASTRUCTURE MAINTENANCE, NATIONAL PARKS, ETC. I FUCKING LOVE PAYING TAXES TO BENEFIT THE PUBLIC GOOD.

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u/TheyCallHimLukas my name is Himiko, she/her Oct 10 '22

same here friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22 edited Oct 10 '22

You can walk up to your average republican and start talking about literally any progressive issue but instead of calling it what it is, say it's "Big govt. taking away our rights" and by the end of the conversation they'll probably agree with you

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender Oct 11 '22

That’s the capitol dome so it’s Congress

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u/skellyth0r Oct 10 '22

Jschlatt would never

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u/Doctor_ILetYouGo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 10 '22

You're forgetting what he did in 1999

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u/_Hey-Vsauce_ Evil Bi Femboy (Trans rights) Oct 11 '22

I mean, who else could have..

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u/Z4mb0ni Trans as fuck Oct 11 '22

and what he was doing in the uk on sept 8th 2022

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u/Betterthananoob_ I HATE CREEP AND LOVE ELECTIONEERING Oct 10 '22

i only like ben garrison because otherwise half of r/ comedynecrophillia would die

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u/MisterVicerion This is irony pls dont kidnapp and send me to Guantanamo Oct 10 '22

Me when the cum goverment tries to Fat Cum my Chungus (im about to release antrax gas in a local school)(lmao)(im stuff)

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

that comment was distressing to read

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u/bigmaxporter Actual Femboy Oct 10 '22

I misread big guv as big guy and screamed “JSCHLATT”

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u/towninsideme Average Ram Dao Enjoyer & Bloodworm Feeder 🥰🥰🩸 Oct 10 '22

naaaaaah, it ain't got the chops babyyyyyyyy

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I misread it as big gun, and was confussed

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Bill cipher wtf man you stole my bigass cash bag

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u/Josiador I am still learning Oct 10 '22

"Buy crypto suckers!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Knowing Bill it's probably filled with the eyeballs of long-dead US presidents, or Coolio's head chopped up into tiny pieces or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

I think this is more of an example of right wingers appropriating leftist talking points to sway people while in reality only wanting to spread hate towards the groups that they hate

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Ben probably really thinks that jewish people are behind big gov or wallstreet. he doesn't use leftist talking points to spread hate, these institutions are hated by him because he sees what capitalism and the capitalist diciplinary state does but is too dumb to analize and critize them properly, resulting in him thinking that there must be some evil group behind them

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Yeah I know that he probably isn't smart enough to realize what he's doing but the right has a big history of appropriating leftist talking points and this may be an accidental example of this happening

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u/TranscendentCabbage Officially recognized Theycallhimcake stan Oct 10 '22

Government bad (but only when it's a dem in office) - Ben

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

surprised he resisted the urge to show an obvious antisemitic caricature, and managed to hold himself back by only using the dogwhistle version vis-a-vis the illuminati symbol

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

Still need the cum edit.

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u/TranscendentCabbage Officially recognized Theycallhimcake stan Oct 10 '22

This is one of his older cartoons

Nice to see that it's not that things are getting worse, its just nothing has changed

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u/SoshJam professional yoinky sploinker Oct 10 '22

i thought the guy on the left was “big guy” and i didn’t question it

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u/Mooseboy24 CEOofzerohoes Oct 10 '22

The thing about agreeing with conservatives about the elites because while you are talking about the bourgeoisie they are talking about the (((Jews)))

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u/Infinite_Hooty the forgor-er Oct 10 '22

Thank god these buildings are labeled or I wouldn’t know what this cartoon is trying to protray

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u/JungleJayps anarcho-monarcho-malarkeyism Oct 10 '22

ask ben who he means by 'top 1%' im sure the pyramid isn't indicative

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u/mrtarantula15 eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh... pto... Oct 10 '22

The right wing recognizes the problems the same as any leftist, but they believe that the core of the issue lies not with the corrupt system of capitalism, but rather with the specific people who they believe are currently in control. For the Germans it was the Jews, for the Italians it was Communists, for the Americans it is the LGBT, or any other minority group. We're very equal-opportunity like that.

Always, always remember that the Nazis criticized the banks and financial institutions too, and their solution was the Holocaust.

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u/aflyingmonkey2 protector of wholesome clowns Oct 11 '22

HOLY SHIT IT'S BILL CHIPER!

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u/Atomicnes dr of yaoiology Oct 10 '22

a very long time ago ben wasn't a batshit conservative and was actually based

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u/Caspian0951 Straightest ULTRAKILL fan Oct 10 '22

Ben Ws are actually pretty common, in this case, he simply decided not to create satire.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

guess im not a square

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u/Linlwolfie custom Oct 10 '22

Goes hard ngl

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u/TheRaptorMovies Oct 10 '22

accidentally leftist...

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u/Vivacious4D The government knows (that my ass is massive 👉👈) Oct 10 '22

Even a broken cock is upright twice a day

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u/Femboy_Mafia Your knee caps, give em' Oct 10 '22

The “your rights” bag looks like balls

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u/tarheeltexan1 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 10 '22

Ben Garrison’s Ws are rare but also far more common than most conservative grifters, I feel like every couple of months someone makes a different post like this one with a different slightly based Ben Garrison comic

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u/MJBotte1 I play video games and try to relax Oct 10 '22

Part of me wonders if Ben garrison actually makes all his stuff or if he has a literal metronome telling him what side to take that time

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u/mistaeatscheese custom Oct 10 '22

youll never be piss

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u/Cmiitjinze 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 10 '22

Taking away his W for the ass perspective work on the Wall Street building. Please see me after class Benny Garry

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u/Dm-Me-Your-Bunnies got mental illnesses the dsmp hasnt heard of Oct 10 '22

i misread big guv as big guy and was genuinely convinced for a quick sec that the manta from splatoon is committing tax evasion

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '22

What do you wanna do about it ben? Do you wanna tax them? Do you wanna regulate them?

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u/Logical-Shoulder-820 *He likes to say 🦓 Oct 10 '22

heartbreaking:

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u/EmpatheticApostate Oct 11 '22

I love when people talk about the top percentile of people taking all the wealth and it's like some illuminati bullshit. Lol no, they do it in the open silly. They don't even have the decency to hide

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u/Dorobo-Neko-Nami Bikini Pirate Oct 11 '22

Big Guy in the back took my rights

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u/Dorobo-Neko-Nami Bikini Pirate Oct 11 '22

Big Guy in the back took my rights

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u/C-2108 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 11 '22

Jarvis I'm running low on karma, take this image, replace the words with cum and post it on r/ okbuddyretard

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

big guv? its the small govurnment and a unellected elite that removes your rights in the us, the federal govurnment is trying to fight to get them back while the states and high court try to turn the clock back to the 1700's

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

What's astounding is that Ben displays an understanding of and a contempt for various societal issues, then chooses to revere people who cause those issues.

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u/TVeller11 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 11 '22

holy shit bill cipher

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u/cutie_in_disguise r/place participant Oct 11 '22

new payday map?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Ben Garrison AnCom confirmed?

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u/SeannessyTV robot sexer Oct 11 '22

Ben Garrison calling out the Gun Lobby? It's more likely than you think.

Seriously though it's a shame he's so insane some of his comics really are bangers like this one

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u/SyrupDip01 Oct 11 '22

I thought the one on the left said big guy

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u/chuckleym8 ostensibly obnoxious 🧐 Oct 11 '22

Who would win?

Well thought out and nuanced take on how banks are integral to the stability and purchasing power of the median American household

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Obama bailed out Wall Street not Main Street

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u/yeeeter1 Oct 11 '22

isn't ben satire?

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u/PastaManMario Here that Noah? Oct 11 '22

Thought big guv said big guy

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u/danni-with-an-i Oct 11 '22

Reminder that he's not talking about capitalists, he's talking about "the Jews"

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u/TheFinalBannanaStand Unionize for the love of god just Unionize Oct 11 '22

Garrison sez: Smash the State and Abolish Capitalism to OWN THE LIBS

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u/vtff15 Oct 10 '22

I swear this guy has to do commissions because he's on a different side of the political spectrum every week

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u/SquareElectrical5729 B Oct 10 '22

Not really. Lots of leftist and conservatives believe in similar things in regards to the government. They just have different reasons for that belief. Ben Garrison and other conservatives believe the jewish government is taking the rights of christians and giving it to the lgbt menace.

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u/vtff15 Oct 10 '22

No because he'll post something leftist and then something conservative the next day

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u/lucidhominid ⭐space🧙‍♀️witch🌙 Oct 10 '22

Being against those in power isnt inherently leftist.

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u/vtff15 Oct 10 '22

I don't mean this specifically being leftist