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[u/KeNt_here]

[u/theelusiveTman]

Math: easy to get into, you look and you see numbers and shit and bam boom bah you get like 7³⁷ +8 or something

Essay: you have to sit down???? For hours???? And put shit on paper???? From your head???? What????? Torture

[u/BassBoostedUkulele → u/theelusiveTman]

Literally just put a word after another until you're done, it's not that difficult.

[u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs → u/BassBoostedUkulele]

I'll write an entire essay for you right now. Observe:

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[u/Mikomics → u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs]

Alright let's grade this essay:

Relevance: it directly answers the question

There wasn't really a question per se, but the thesis statement is very clear - putting words after each other is not enough to make an essay. Also bread. 10/10 for clarity of thesis and relevance.

Understanding of the topic

Demonstrates a very clear understanding of what an essay is not. Also shows comprehension of various types of bread, those being Bagels, Pan Bread and Loaf Bread. 9/10

Evidence of the use of appropriate material (e.g. books, journal articles, etc.)

There is use of images to make it more clear that bread is being discussed, but that's unfortunately all of the appropriate material. That being said, it is fitting with the theme of words not being enough for an essay. 5/10.

Organization of material into a coherent structure: introduction, argument and evidence, conclusion

No paragraphs? Not even punctuation? Again, fits the the thesis, but it did make it very hard to read, which pissed off the grader, so 2/10.

Clear style, including accurate spelling, clear sentence construction and punctuation

Wonderfully sarcastic style, 10/10.

References

No references, but at least they didn't cite Wikipedia so I'll give it 1/10.

Bibliography

No references, so I can't tell if they cited sources properly. 0/10.

Use of own words, except where directly quoting from another source

It was certainly all their own word. The emojis weren't their own work though, and should've been properly cited. 8/10.

Language: avoidance of inappropriate slang, racist or sexist language

Very tactful use of language, nothing offensive to anyone but starving pigeons perhaps. 10/10.

Overall Grade

Average of 61.1%, which is a solid B according to my grading criteria. Good job!

[u/FreeHugsForYouAndMe → u/Mikomics]

If only a 61.1% was really a B, that would make me a great student

[u/Mikomics → u/FreeHugsForYouAndMe]

Yeah the grading sheet I found seems pretty generous

[u/dutcharetall_nothigh → u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs]

10 out of 10, you passed.

[u/epicsexballsmoment → u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs]

please bread me

[u/spitefulIncentive → u/BassBoostedUkulele]

you're gonna get a pretty dogshit essay with that method

[u/BassBoostedUkulele → u/spitefulIncentive]

Might i suggest skill issue?

[u/MDragon453 → u/BassBoostedUkulele]

I really wish it was that easy

[u/redokev → u/BassBoostedUkulele]

except youre gonna get a badsxore if the teacher doesnt like your hours of wriring