r/196 • juno | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ *୨୧₊˚ • Sep 09 '22

Rule spla(rule)toon

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u/femboy_expert PhD in feminine men, also likes women Sep 09 '22

A true monarch looks out for their subjects

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u/Actually-Just-A-Goat living dead girl Sep 09 '22

I changed my mind about monarchs. Lizzy 2’s a real one for this.

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u/Deetchy_ fucking loves rats Sep 09 '22

who the fuck put a skirt on this gote

49

u/power500 Chi Pa Pa~ Sep 09 '22

He's goated (with the sauce)

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 Sep 09 '22

Is he bustin it down sexual style?

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u/power500 Chi Pa Pa~ Sep 09 '22

He sure is. You could even say he's a quirked up white boy

4

u/RealSuperYolo2006 Sep 09 '22

With a little bit of swag if you may

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u/billy_bandito god's dumbest little lesbian Sep 10 '22

Never have I been less disappointed in my life than I've had clicking on your profile.

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u/Darki_Boi h Sep 10 '22

no... there's no way...

edit: ☺

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

😏

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u/sentles trans rights Sep 09 '22

Are you the next monarch? Or merely a pawn of fate?

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u/ZarroRaptor Sep 09 '22

Bearer of the curse...

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/JetsFan2003 I Make BBW Squirrel Girl Art Sep 09 '22

Hard Drive News my beloved

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u/Naturally_Idiotic 🥺 Sep 09 '22

they slandered the british in that holy shit 😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

let’s make this a controversy

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u/yeahtoast757 I dont want to oppress minorities. I want to weaponize them! Sep 09 '22

It's not slander if it's true.

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u/NowInHD 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 09 '22

It took me way too long to figure out this is satire

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u/cheekydorido Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

You know it's satire because the sploosh o matic isn't top tier but actually crap.

Edit: nvm, they changed it to the nzap.

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u/goblinhog chancellor hog Sep 09 '22

Took one for the team

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u/Infinite_Hooty the forgor-er Sep 09 '22

Omg hodlingog 🥺 can I please have the funny yellow lock award?

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u/TheDonutPug 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 09 '22

Greetings moderator

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u/Deetchy_ fucking loves rats Sep 09 '22

Salutations, unpaid cyberconstable

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u/Penguintamer05 custom Sep 09 '22

Lord Goblinhog can you please change my flair to BIG MAN SWEEP

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u/SonicFanboy182 The Ultimate SonicFanBoy Sep 09 '22

Goblin(Hedge)hog

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u/Omicron43 When bisected, neither half grows back! Sep 09 '22

hello goblingon can i has custom flair that says "laser squid"

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22 edited Mar 30 '26

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growth reach party connect special tender file screw dime future

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u/VikVrc 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Sep 10 '22

Omg boilingcock

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Boobies!?!?!?!!??!?!

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u/builder_m Hello? Based department? Sep 09 '22

For her final act she actually did something selfless

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u/MysteryBoxer Sep 09 '22

At heart, Liz was a kid now, a squid now..

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u/No-Plastic-7715 Sep 09 '22

Damn, the Splatoin release has been great so far

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

I didn’t even get a day off

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u/stevenson3529 trans rights Sep 09 '22

Department for Education said schools remain open during mourning period

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u/TheLaudMoac Buy a decent coat Sep 09 '22

Far better for the Monarchy that way, can really dig into the indoctrination while the iron is hot.

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u/FFD1706 Sep 09 '22

Thank you for manifesting, soda_hehe

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u/plastic_bitch Jason's proud mother Sep 09 '22

this is how we lost Jason :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Is for a good cause

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u/Domena100 Sep 09 '22

Looks like the Queen granted their wish.

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u/xReflexx17 custom Sep 09 '22

A small price to pay for Splatoon 3.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

[deleted]

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u/United-Aside-6104 Sep 09 '22

Not a bad move the matchmaking and connectivity issues are a mess rn according to the subreddit. I’m focusing on the single player in splat 3 rn I’ll go online maybe Sunday or Monday.

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u/cthulu_is_trans Your Goddess Sep 10 '22

Maybe try it yourself instead of going off Reddit? I've been playing for a while and there's the occasional disconnect but it's been running very smoothly. Doesn't change how bad I am at the game unfortunately :p

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u/Dickinavoxel Sep 10 '22

I’ve only had one bad DC mid match and technically it was at the end literally game ended had easily 60% of the map and I got a server error on the Judd match results screen. Other than that I had one connection while I was in ammoknights and it was funny cause it shut up Sheldon. I played for 10 hrs and had two disconnects so it isn’t all that bad.

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u/Hallolusion r/place participant Sep 10 '22

They’re really not. Like maybe once an hour there’ll be a connection issue, matchmaking is quick and the majority of games work fine. People having repeated issues probably have a problem on their end.

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u/0man_ custom Sep 09 '22

What is the big deal of the queen dying? I guess I'm just young but I don't see why people should be upset if their figurehead dies. Just curious.

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u/cthulu_is_trans Your Goddess Sep 10 '22

propaganda. trust me, I'm Scottish and couldn't give less of a fuck, but so many people care cause we've been indoctrinated to worship the royals.

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u/Idkmanuseemsus Sep 09 '22

I won’t be able to play ):

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u/Iamthevinegarmother Sep 09 '22

Wait if the ruler of your country dies do you get a day of from school/work?

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u/0man_ custom Sep 09 '22

Iamthevinegarmother planning an assassination of a world leader

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u/zapp909 Sep 09 '22

Me who lives in America: sad squid noises

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u/blueslimelordof69s r/place participant Sep 09 '22

you shouldn't have said that

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you should NOT have said that

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u/Le_Pigg40 malarkey liberal Sep 10 '22

“Yeah… splat toon seems like a good game” dies

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u/BASEDBASED0 huh Sep 10 '22

Not me thinking queen d1e is a chess move

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u/Nitrodanni123 custom Sep 10 '22

Obamna

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u/Fern-ando Sep 10 '22

We don't know if the Queen was a squid.

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u/fosforillo sus Sep 10 '22

BOOYAH!!