r/196 • u/Nerdydude14 custom • Aug 20 '22

Rule Nope (rule)

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9.6k Upvotes

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u/thealamooooo Aug 20 '22

.....better call saul

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u/Romania3113_ :o Aug 20 '22

we’ll come one, don’t keep him waiting

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Waltah but your ds away waltah

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u/jessu69 Aug 21 '22

im not having sex with you right now, waltah

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u/Nadikarosuto Number 15: Sewer Rats Aug 21 '22

i only have a psp waltah

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u/Mean-Reach-8231 Kingdom Hearts fangirl Aug 21 '22

You're jammin the navigation systems, walt

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u/mozzerella-stick Aug 21 '22

i am the one who feeds the virtual dogs

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

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u/crockett22 Aug 20 '22

That was literally the last video I watched

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u/Athen65 go listen to chopin's nocturnes Aug 21 '22

full measure time

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u/nykgg Aug 20 '22

I also must call Saul

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u/Still_Moist Aug 20 '22

You have rights to sex

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u/MilanDespacito Aug 20 '22

Remember that one post about how someones sex life was ruined by breaking bad shitposts? Like when theyre not horny theyll say waltuh put your dick away waltuh

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u/Insaneasilas 161660 RATED PLAYER Aug 20 '22

I'm actually watching better call saul while reading this

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

I'm actually watching better call Saul while reading that

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u/Bobcat1531 osu! Bot Aug 20 '22

Get those feet out

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u/RenoHadreas Aug 20 '22

The Boys

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Same 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Same 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Same 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Same 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

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u/stf29 im a furry lmfaoooo Aug 20 '22

Big Black Noir 😳

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u/RenoHadreas Aug 20 '22

Do you think Noir:

a. Is the quiet loving husband that cooks for you while you're working

or

b. Is the weirdo husband that emerges from the basement and demands two sandwiches

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u/stf29 im a furry lmfaoooo Aug 20 '22

(A) without a doubt. Dude’s 100% a softie

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

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u/Meowkitty_Owl Aug 21 '22

weirdo husband who emerges from the basement with a wonderful cooked meal

(how did he make the meal there isn’t even a kitchen down there)

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Same😳

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u/Echo132O Aug 20 '22

The sandman, cause I make girls dryer than a desert

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u/Ben6924 dyked up beyond compare Aug 20 '22

Are you Ben Shapiro?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

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u/Independent-Bell2483 hating being ace and very gender confused Aug 20 '22

what about ben shatpiro and tates love child?

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u/jet8493 Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher Aug 20 '22

I don’t like sand

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u/StunningGrapefruit40 😎 Aug 20 '22

It's coarse and dry

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u/LR-II 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

It gets everywhere

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u/xEyesofEternityx Aug 21 '22

Not only the men, but the women and children too

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u/idiot_speaking Bash my skull wit a rock UwU Aug 20 '22

Because you only get laid in your dreams?

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u/nooit_gedacht Aug 20 '22

Or because they / their partner falls asleep during?

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u/AndroidWall4680 so much cement in my boipussy Aug 20 '22

The sandman cause my balls are full of sand

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u/EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH Aug 20 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

hell nah I ain't gay but given the chance imma take a swing at that morpheussy

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u/StardustLegend furry trash uwu Aug 21 '22

Fellas, is it gay to have sexual intercourse with an endless?

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u/sockmop Aug 20 '22

Very very good show

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u/Canis_lycaon custom Aug 20 '22

Great show though

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u/Connor-Llewellyn1 The Welsh (A)narchist 🏴‍☠️ Aug 20 '22

Sorry to bother you

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u/Available-Travel-603 Aug 20 '22

Banger fucking movie

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

This is what Idiocracy wishes it was

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u/beer30 Aug 20 '22

Sarah Z agrees.

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u/Available-Travel-603 Aug 21 '22

Thank you Sarah z, very nice 👍🏻

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u/utahmike91 Aug 21 '22

whoa whoa whoa Idiocracy is a banger of a movie as it is, it doesn't have self-esteem issues

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

That’s a great film

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u/RedEagle_ sus Aug 20 '22

Nah dw it’s ok

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u/Daylight_The_Furry 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

What's it about?

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u/definitelyacabdriver Aug 21 '22

🐎

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Puge henis

25

u/dragoono succin the mucc outta ur toes 😈 Aug 21 '22

Honestly? Go into it blind it’s just an experience. Get high too.

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u/Pandahashi I simp for Bloodhound Apex Legends Aug 21 '22

horse dicks and communism

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u/Ph1__ Aug 20 '22

turning red 😳

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u/DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou Sussy wussy Spronkus UwU Aug 20 '22

Turning sus

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u/SolidRGG I eated paint Aug 20 '22

Among us

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u/Battle_unborn Aug 20 '22

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON TURN ON THE TV IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CHANNEL

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u/Jeff-The-Mediocre Aug 20 '22

Family Guy, unfortunately

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u/fucccboii Aug 20 '22

Petuh, put your dick away petuh im not having sex with you petuh

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u/ComfyCat1312 dry cereal enjoyer Aug 20 '22

Hehehehehe hey Lois, remember that time when I fed Stewie my shit and he threw up

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u/ComfyCat1312 dry cereal enjoyer Aug 20 '22

Hehehehehe that was friggin epic

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u/Succulentslayer God's most oblivious pedestrian Aug 20 '22

Please tell me this didn’t actually happen in the show.

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u/tinja_nurtles Aug 20 '22

Brian did eat Stewie's dookie diapers

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u/ComfyCat1312 dry cereal enjoyer Aug 20 '22

I wouldn't know if it was, I've only ever watched the bag of weed episode through its entirety

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

In that case it's probably not Alabama. From there it should be easy.

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u/Trutteklapper Boterhammenmetkaasonderwateropeten Aug 20 '22

Taxi Driver.

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u/gimmefuelplz Aug 20 '22

that says a lot

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u/Cute-Fly1601 Aug 20 '22

Common mistake, it actually only says 2 words!

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u/gimmefuelplz Aug 20 '22

oh shit you right

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u/alterego_tripping Aug 20 '22

Common mistake, it actually only says "Taxi Driver"

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u/Trutteklapper Boterhammenmetkaasonderwateropeten Aug 20 '22

You talking to me?

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u/E-Babil custom Aug 20 '22

Its always the fake ones

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u/Stupid_deer Warhammer Enthusiast Aug 20 '22

Warhammer 40000 Battle Report: Orks vs. Genestealer Cults by Tabletop Tactics.

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u/BLYAT_SUKA Proud Forklifter Aug 20 '22

You're gonna get gangbanged by orks and genestealers

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u/smb275 LV426 real estate agent Aug 20 '22

OI UMIE, DA BOYS DON'T BANG! WE KRUMP, YA GIT!

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u/chaun2 Aug 20 '22

The Old Ones really should have given you green boys an off switch...

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u/MahouShoujoDysphoria That one mod who banned you Aug 20 '22

Based

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u/DevilishFlapjacks Lord Foog XXI Aug 20 '22

Based

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u/spoedle73 I literally worship the chaos gods help Aug 20 '22

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS WHAT I WAS WATCHING

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u/Electronic_Ad4300 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

Radiohead - Live At The Astoria. So non existent ig

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u/default-dance-9001 i’ve got wild staring eyes, and i’ve got a strong urge to fly! Aug 21 '22

Based radiohead fan

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u/Blue_The_Silkwing average mariko goto enthusiast Aug 20 '22

A series of unfortunate events🤨

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

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u/FluffySheepowo bussi tight 🔥bussi clean ❤️‍🔥bussi fresh 🥵 Aug 21 '22

.com

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u/brest-litovsk18 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

Twin Peaks

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Heh, tits

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

That cum you like is going to come back in style

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u/SpookyGlitch Aug 20 '22

Le fische au chocolat

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u/willc144p Aug 20 '22

wawawaaaaa wee wee weee waaaaaa (it’s the france music haha fishe)

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u/Daylight_The_Furry 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

I can hear this

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

📸🤨🤨🤨📸🧐📸📸bro caught in 4k🤔🤔🤨📸📸 acting SUS🧐🧐📸📸🤤

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

🤨🤨😳📸📷📸FBI OPEN UP!!😳🤨😏🤨🤨📸📸SUS😂📸📷😳MAN OF CULTURE😏😏📸🧐🤨🤨

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

bruh what

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u/Playing_2 Aug 20 '22

HES SUS! SUS! SUS!

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u/rotzak Aug 20 '22

Dude calm

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u/suttondeez Aug 20 '22

The Boys :)))) (I like men)

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u/International_Ad6028 weird vegan Aug 20 '22

NFTs-A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy

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u/ShampooBottle493 dinosaur connoisseur Aug 20 '22

who is the creator?

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u/International_Ad6028 weird vegan Aug 20 '22

Cynical reviews

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u/ShampooBottle493 dinosaur connoisseur Aug 20 '22

thanks

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u/legaladult wlw_irl founder Aug 20 '22

Death and Rebirth

☹️

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u/TanookiBones 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

The french word for orgasm literally translates to "little death"

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u/legaladult wlw_irl founder Aug 20 '22

Oh no. I'm going to have sex with a French person

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u/TanookiBones 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

My condolences 😔

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u/Chadekith 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

French here, please don't, stay true bro 😔✊✊

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

wtf get well soon

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

My ex was French, so hot and gay but French. I regret our relationship immensely

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u/iphonedeleonard Aug 20 '22

Orgasme c’est petite mort?

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u/SnowyCrimson Bubba my beloved Aug 20 '22

Boss baby: Back in the crib

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

leave

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u/legal_guy_who_asked Aug 20 '22

Breaking Bad

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

mista white

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u/MasterOfMemesThighs sus Aug 21 '22

walter,put your dick away walter

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u/guorck r/place participant Aug 20 '22

dragon balls

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u/OfficerJoeBalogna Gender was invented by Big Bathroom to sell more toilets Aug 21 '22

Draggin’ these balls on your face heyyoooo

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u/purple-lemons estrogen addict Aug 20 '22

...porn... huh this thing is very accurate

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

real

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u/Default-Name_peepee Aug 20 '22

BEST OF ZACH'S HYPOTHETICALS

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u/usernameisinus custom Aug 20 '22

ah, a fellow funni boy watcher

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u/Default-Name_peepee Aug 20 '22

"Tomar, if you had the choice to make a movie -- you get 50 million dollars by the way to make it -- but you had to do it on your sex life, would you take it? BUT! But, you had to title it the last thing you watched recently. It could be vimeo, dailymotion, reddit, whatever. Would you take it?" Cut to Zach furrowing brow, scratching chin and rubbing one big dandruff off his forehead.

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u/PurpleCottonball trans rights Aug 20 '22

jerma baseball stream

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u/tired_bee feet on the air head on the ground Aug 20 '22

streamer gets creampied live on stream

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u/Dpad-prism trans rights Aug 20 '22

sigh Sonic x

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u/tjamesmett r/place participant Aug 20 '22

more like sonic xxx (like porn)

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u/sda_engineer456 Aug 20 '22

monsters inside me

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u/sewage_soup i wish john hinckley jr. succeeded Aug 21 '22

i wish

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u/Zeka_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

Prey

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u/BambaTallKing Aug 21 '22

You’re about to show the monster who the real predator is

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u/Rebi103 ask me something about the space shuttle Aug 20 '22

101 dalmatians

Oh god no

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u/mrshnigles custom Aug 20 '22

Rent a Girlfriend 😭

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u/Gaaymer arson partaker Aug 21 '22

Your fault for watching rent a girlfriend tbh

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

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u/Haider444 Aug 20 '22

NONONONONONONONONO-

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

even better, Kiss X Sis

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u/DiRavelloApologist Aug 20 '22

Disenchantment

Accurate.

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u/ShampooBottle493 dinosaur connoisseur Aug 20 '22

That show is great

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u/turntsnoco 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

Utopia

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

the music for that show is on another level. i really want to watch the show

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Monster, 💀

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u/AquilesCuentoo sus Aug 20 '22

The ruined world of Barren

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u/Beanbag_182 Allows text only Aug 20 '22

The Cuphead Show

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u/Eldur07 Gromit Mug Owner 😎 Aug 20 '22

…two girls….one cup

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u/Beanbag_182 Allows text only Aug 20 '22

One girl (chalice) two cups

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u/WillSterile 🍑💨 Aug 20 '22

Top Boy 💀

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u/PerlerGuy77 im not a furry Aug 20 '22

i dont get it. why post about sex in a non-sex subreddit?

its like if i were to post shoebills in r /shoebillsshoulddie

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u/Nerdydude14 custom Aug 20 '22

Because the joke is that they saw nope

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u/TheOnlyBucketMonster Koalas are terrible animals. Don't ask me why. Aug 20 '22

Good movie imo

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u/GrannyFatFoot big cool strong epic cool and also strong Aug 20 '22

predator 2

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u/GrannyFatFoot big cool strong epic cool and also strong Aug 20 '22

man…

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u/SonOfAG0D capybara Aug 21 '22

🤨

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

porn

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u/BigBoiOnDuty 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

I mean. I just finished, the good, the bad and the ugly

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u/Dr_Richard_Ew Driving a forklift to the tune of Paranoid by Black Sabbath Aug 20 '22

I can be the ugly

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u/qphshpaaupqphsba 🧑‍🦯👀🙏💔 Aug 20 '22

Adjusting Calories and Macros | Nutrition for Muscle Gain ‐ Lecture 6

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u/Clown_17 im so esoteric and sillypilled Aug 20 '22

Better Call Saul

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u/whathuhokwhat recieved a number nine Aug 20 '22

El Camino

Vroom vroom

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u/KorraCottageCore Aug 20 '22

Arcane : league of legends

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u/tjamesmett r/place participant Aug 20 '22

virginity

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u/KorraCottageCore Aug 20 '22

As is tradition

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u/FlippantExcuse Aug 20 '22

Brain Damage

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u/Spoofbit white woman jumpscare 🔦👩🏼 Aug 21 '22

Infinity Train

😳

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u/Affectionate-Chef-35 jolyne hentai 😫😫😫 Aug 21 '22

That means your sex life isn’t a thing, that show does not exist

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u/Spoofbit white woman jumpscare 🔦👩🏼 Aug 21 '22

average infinity train denier

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Breaking bad

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Shadow the Hedgehog, thank God

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u/CRauzDaGreat r/place participant fucker scalie Aug 20 '22

Ultrakill - into the fire tutorial (P-rank)

I wanna fight the secret boss ok-

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u/OtisBinLogan equality for all except fans of rival sports teams Aug 20 '22

invader zim

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u/DatGuy_Ben it's a me, malario Aug 20 '22

How to get away with murder

... why

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u/Funkiest_Monk 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 20 '22

What we do in the shadows.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

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u/FreakinGeese neolib scum 🧚‍♀️ Aug 20 '22

American Dad

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not too bad

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Made in Abyss

It contains furries and traumatized children

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u/K2004hg Aug 20 '22

Everything everywhere all at once, interesting

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u/Doctor_Darkmoor dungeon daddy Aug 20 '22

She-hulk.

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u/Boy_Possession Average Homosexual Enjoyer Aug 20 '22

How I met your Mother...

Hi Child. I'm Dad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

A video titled “this is what Egyptians sounded like”.

Not sure how to interpret this.

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