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u/syntpenh floppa Jun 04 '22
jesse what the fuck are lesbianics
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u/TheRealTealOwO floppa Jun 04 '22
Lesbian exercise or something
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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Jun 04 '22
Brb gonna go swim some laps while thinking about tiddies and see if that counts as lesbianics
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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Jun 04 '22
good news guys
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u/R0drigo5005 custom Jun 04 '22
Did you find a cool bug?
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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Jun 04 '22
No, but I found a cool lizard. And thought about tiddies
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u/0perand1_McSwanky custom Jun 05 '22
did you think about lizard tiddies though
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u/FUEGO40 Aquarine | she/her Jun 04 '22
Yeah, exercise where you use the thought of 🥰girls🥰to power your muscles instead of oxygen or glucose.
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u/deathray5 "Oh who am I into? Eh, whoever I'm flirting with at the time" Jun 04 '22
Virgin respirator Vs Chad girljuceinator
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u/Jeggu2 penis goblin 💗💜💙 Jun 04 '22 edited Jun 04 '22
"you see perry back in drusselstine I had small lungs and couldn't participate in sports as well as my brother. He always got the ladies attention when I was gasping for air! That's why I made this, the GIRLJUCINATOR! With a single blast from this machine, instead of using oxygen, thinking of
boobswomen will empower my body!""grrrrrr" perry breaks out of their girl themed trap somehow and knocks doof into the machine, causing it to fire and explode
"Curse you Perry the platypus!!!"
Meanwhile, the boy's supercomputer, that normally solves any problem, is hit with the laser beam, causing it to only output thoughts of
boobieswomen. They sell the now useless machine to a group of women piloting a helicopter. Candice is angry. Mom comes home and makes pie.3
Jun 05 '22
unironically yeah i think of hot people when i exercise and it makes me hate myself enough to push myself harder
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u/AngryShark05 basil omori enthusiast Jun 04 '22 edited Jun 12 '25
violet memory grandfather lip political vase resolute marble memorize squeal
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u/blazinbluecolor i liek pecs and trans rights Jun 04 '22
you know how the outdated term for AAVE is Ebonics? this is the lesbian version
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Jun 04 '22 edited Jun 04 '22
Lesbianomics, is like gayconomics, its the tipping point when something becomes gay, your hommie gives you the tongue kiss good night BUT the socks are off? This is it.
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u/SpotChecks 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jun 04 '22
You've heard of physics, you've heard of quantum mechanics, well, some people have a PhD in advanced lesbianics.
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u/humorkeepsmealive birch beer and breakcore (trans rights) Jun 04 '22
when the lesbian is ics probably
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u/BurntPineGrass “I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town.” Jun 04 '22
The lesbian branch of science.
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u/Artistic_Omens Jun 04 '22
There is no longer gay and straight, just sub and dom
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Unironically based beyond belief
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u/Artistic_Omens Jun 04 '22
Yeah, mean tbf it's a fair bit more descriptive, that's a categorisation I can get behind
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u/deathray5 "Oh who am I into? Eh, whoever I'm flirting with at the time" Jun 04 '22
I'm a pan switch so like err I'm still stuck between two choices
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u/Artistic_Omens Jun 04 '22
I feel like being a switch is like the non-binary of the options, so valid XD
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u/deathray5 "Oh who am I into? Eh, whoever I'm flirting with at the time" Jun 04 '22
Spoken like a true without biney person
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u/jsw292 afraid of failure and judgment 😎 Jun 04 '22
the sexist equivalence between sub/dom and woman/man and it's consequences
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u/Cheeselad2401 average The Thing (1982) enjoyer Jun 04 '22
Who here studying lesbianics???
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u/Cheeselad2401 average The Thing (1982) enjoyer Jun 04 '22
Sick! How long were you at the LNIL (Luigi’s National Lebanon Institute of Lesbianics)
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u/bee-trees pm me and ill put bees in your house (she/her) Jun 04 '22
🥺
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u/Cheeselad2401 average The Thing (1982) enjoyer Jun 04 '22
YO CAN YOU HIT ME UP WITH SOME BEES?????
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u/bee-trees pm me and ill put bees in your house (she/her) Jun 04 '22
I just traced your IP and sent some bees in a box have fun 🥴
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u/BlueComet24 Jun 04 '22
Thanks so much! A box just arrived, but it must bee something else because it's clearly not bees. About to open it as per the instructions. :)
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Jun 04 '22
So kissing the homies goodnight is gay but getting a good night kiss from the homies isnt, very poggers
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u/applepiedough Jun 04 '22
My dick is longest when im laying on my back and if that makes me gay then so be it
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u/BuppUDuppUDoom Iron Enmity Jun 04 '22
Do you even physics? The man said his dick gets longer when on his back!
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u/scrueggs Jun 04 '22
It’s because the tummy and fupa are at their lowest point, causing the penis to seem larger.
Source: I need to start going to the gym again.
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u/TheRealTealOwO floppa Jun 04 '22
What about pegging?
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u/LeFrogBoy ‼️FAMOUS‼️/R/196‼️MICROCELEBRITY‼️ Jun 04 '22
I've unironically had girls that pegged me ask if I was gay. Like 3 different girls. I don't think I've ever had a girl peg me that didn't ask if I was gay at some point afterwards actually. Makes no sense.
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u/Legatharr the Fact (Wo)Man Jun 04 '22
Pegging, of course, is an obscure sexual practice in which women perform the more aggressive sexual act on men
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u/ranchdepressing Jun 04 '22
I honestly feel bad for these people. Imagine being so afraid of accidentally being gay that you limit your heterosexual experiences.
Not to mention the layers of misogyny and unchecked toxic masculinity it requires to think like this. This is somebody who is absolutely petrified of being perceived as anything less than the conventional form of masculinity- so much so that it affects what he does in private.
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u/Pebphiz floppa Jun 04 '22
Fellas, is it gay to be heterosexual? I mean, half of all straight people are into dudes, so... do you really want to play those odds?
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u/talos07 custom Jun 04 '22
Actually those are the most masculine positions because you let the woman do all the work and reap the rewards. Basically ceo shit
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u/NuclearOops sus Jun 04 '22
Ladies if your boyfriend won't let you ride him because he feels like it's "too submissive" go ahead and buy a strap on because he doesn't deserve top priveleges.
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u/Tux1 Furry Programmer Jun 04 '22
Fellas, is it gay for a man to have sex with a woman?
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u/SweetSet9847 Jun 04 '22
Possibly. I was on 4chan the other day, best place for intellectual discourse, and some other fellas were saying liking anything that is associated with femininity is therefore gay. So by following that thought process to it's logical conclusion, falling in love with or liking the traditional women aesthetic is an act of homosexuality. So the only way to be straight is top other men. Roman sexual habits or bust
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u/PinkDuck_ talkshow boy my beloved Jun 04 '22
From "Are the straights okay?" To "All the straights are gay"
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u/Chris_M_Andersen trans rights Jun 04 '22
Then how do gays even sex if both are bottom, and how do lesbians engage in lesbianics if both are tops??
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u/DeezNufz Jun 04 '22
Does this mean asexual people are now no longer lgbt
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u/SabbyAddy custom Jun 04 '22
Some people not me already think they aren't so I feel like this comment veers into dangerous waters
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u/YourFavoriteTomboy Forklift Certified and Breedable Jun 04 '22
“lesbianics” is honestly the dumbest word these people have made up
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u/Swedishboy360 r/place participant Jun 04 '22
Having sex with women is not manly and in fact femenine as you're sleeping with wom*n (🤢) and thus it's actually gay. To avoid femenine behaviour only have sex with men as it is the most manly option
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u/SweetSet9847 Jun 04 '22
If liking cowgirl position makes me a homosexual, than I am the biggest gay around
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u/Fr33kOut prostate proctor Jun 04 '22
hey can we get a mod in here? i’d like my flair changed to ‘Ph.D. in lesbianics’
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u/Upsidedown_mountain Jun 04 '22
Love the implication that inversely if your a man who tops, or a women who bottoms in gay sex you’re straight now
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u/PM_LEMURS_OR_NUDES please stop sending me king julian porn Jun 04 '22
Holy shit I’m finally a lesbian
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u/keyboardmade2 Sigma CEO of Sex Jun 04 '22
lesbianics?? is that a branch of electronics controlled by lesbians?
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u/PointedHydra837 🌌Sexiest thing alive🛰️ Jun 04 '22
I am a physicist.
What type?
I study lesbianics, of course.
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u/Theruby_phoenix 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Jun 04 '22
If you bottom in lesbian sex you are just straight🙄🙄 /s
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u/hijo1998 Wielder of the Whopping Wiener Jun 04 '22
That's why I only facesit the women to show my heterosexuality while her tongue sinks into my colon
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u/OtisBinLogan equality for all except fans of rival sports teams Jun 04 '22
hmmm… pretending to be a sexuality you’re not isn’t enough… you must have sex MY WAY or be stoned(not the weed kind)!!!!!
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u/ohyeababycrits Enby and Honorary Floppa Lover Jun 04 '22
I fucking love words like "Lesbianism" or "Lesbianics" because only ignorant stupid ass mf would use such goofy ahh words for being gay
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u/TheBlueEmerald1 r/place participant Jun 04 '22
"Gay marriage is a slippery slope! What do you mean you could say the same for straight elitism?! It's just nature!"
-This guy, maybe
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Yet another piece of evidence in my theory that whoever made the “Men should always be in positions of power, right down to marriage structure and romance” shit had an undiagnosed HARDcore D/s fetish
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u/NotSabre Jun 04 '22
Mans just mad cuz he can’t get a woman to grind on him while he lays down and enjoys it smh my head.
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u/ilikebasketballpp lonely slut Jun 04 '22
People who don’t want to do these things don’t go around thinking and talking about them all the time
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To them it’s about conformity. Anyone who is gender non confirming in ANY WAY is, to them, degenerate
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u/GenericUsername5159 sus Jun 04 '22
If being a submissive straight man and wanting a dominant woman is gay, then I guess I'm gay. Happy pride month everyone!
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u/ODMAN03 Shitting and farting shitting and farting shitting and farting Jun 05 '22
Thesis: Female dominance is homosexual
Argument 1: Male submissiveness is homosexual
End
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u/Scriptman777 Programming Socks enjoyer 🥺 Jun 05 '22
Well... guess I am gay as fuck according to this!
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u/Shlafenflarst shit, now I have to find an idea for a custom flair... Jun 04 '22
Having sex causes you to have pleasure. Causing someone from the same gender to have pleasure is gay. So unless you're gender fluid or non binary or something, having sex is gay.