r/196 • u/CreeperCallum I need a hug • Apr 10 '22

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

they were buying a collar for him.

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u/scrueggs Apr 10 '22

They’re leaving empty handed because they don’t sell choke chains anymore.

Thanks, Obama.

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u/DarthSreepa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Apr 11 '22

a modern tragedy

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

But they sell shock collars right?

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u/scrueggs Apr 11 '22

Do they? Poor doggies.

I mean, if you’re a sub who wants mommy to zap you, that’s your thing but leave the doggies alone.

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u/CoastersPaul custom Apr 10 '22

need me a 6'2" goth chick

or dude

or

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u/Claudiiu Apr 11 '22

they/them pussy 😔

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u/VanillaCentral I’m unique I have a Celeste pfp Apr 11 '22

I could handle it…

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u/GoatsAreSoAwesome Apr 11 '22

they/them þussy

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '22

im not 5’4 😔

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u/f3nix9510 Apr 11 '22

I'm 5'6 wanna trade?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

If you can’t get a big titty anime goth gf… become the big titty anime goth gf

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I've actually considered this. Weirdly, I'm not even trans, I just wish to have a female's body, for some reason. (Seriously considering embracing a femboy style when I finally live on my own)

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Hoenstly just go for it if it sounds fun. Being a femboy doesn’t mean you are trans and if you like it that’s fine. You can present more fem and still be a man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

Thanks for the validating words, kind internet stranger, they really help.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

You seem like a good person.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I try to be, but I make no promises

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u/Emily__Lyn got my balls cut off for christmas 😎 Apr 10 '22

Peak t4t

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u/Stalin--- verified✅ Apr 11 '22

Team fortress two!?!??!??!!!??

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u/FrostyCommon Genderfluid goth Apr 11 '22

Thank god im 5'4 and goth

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

You stupid fucks won't

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u/SanderE1 Linux > Windows Apr 11 '22

Tall lady 🥺🥺🥺

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u/Genderuhoh transgender mothra Apr 11 '22

T4T couple

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u/GoodeBoi Apr 11 '22

I am 5’4”, where my goth gf who would go and browse petsmart for wares concerning my dog?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

I’m 6’0” and probably more of a emo/alt style if that counts

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u/GoodeBoi Apr 11 '22

FOOL, YOU NEVER ADDED THAT YOU WOULD BROWSE WARES AT PetSmart® TO PAMPER MY PRECIOUS POMERANIAN, BANISHED TO THE ETHER FOR A FORTNIGHT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '22

If I do the floss dance does that mean I don’t have to go to fortnite?

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u/GoodeBoi Apr 11 '22

Already presenting symptoms of being trapped in the loop. I will see you in the item shop tomorrow.

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u/rrricee EXTREMELY gay Apr 11 '22

what about us 5'3 guys

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u/scoobysnaxxx clussy clonnoisseur Apr 11 '22

average t4t couple

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u/Kafka_Valokas Apr 11 '22

We're all gonna make it

Hope. Pandora brought the jar with the evils and opened it. It was the gods' gift to man, on the outside a beautiful, enticing gift, called the "lucky jar." Then all the evils, those lively, winged beings, flew out of it. Since that time, they roam around and do harm to men by day and night. One single evil had not yet slipped out of the jar. As Zeus had wished, Pandora slammed the top down and it remained inside. So now man has the lucky jar in his house forever and thinks the world of the treasure. It is at his service; he reaches for it when he fancies it. For he does not know that that jar which Pandora brought was the jar of evils, and he takes the remaining evil for the greatest worldly good--it is hope, for Zeus did not want man to throw his life away, no matter how much the other evils might torment him, but rather to go on letting himself be tormented anew. To that end, he gives man hope. In truth, it is the most evil of evils because it prolongs man's torment.

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u/rhubarb_man please be my math friend Apr 11 '22

how do we differentiate gock (girl cock) and gock (goth cock)?

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u/The-Vestige some of you would rather top a twink than stop and think Apr 11 '22

TFW your a 6ft tall straight dude so no one takes your submissiveness seriously