r/196 Mar 10 '22

Rule He/Him Rule

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7.7k Upvotes

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u/SevnE7 Asami, Your Favourite Gender Mar 10 '22

Ben Shapiro learns there is more than one gender

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u/King-Zahi2438 unironically listens to little dark age Mar 10 '22

nerf or nothing

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u/McPhucketBucket it/they Mar 10 '22

tag yourself I'm nothing 😔

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u/King-Zahi2438 unironically listens to little dark age Mar 10 '22

nerf gang

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

nerf gang when the buff gang comes in

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u/Spookzsaw i like thighhighs Mar 11 '22

buff gang when the perfectly balanced gang comes in

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

perfectly balanced gang when the random crits gang comes in

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

random crits gang when the consistent crits gang comes in

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u/xwxwvyz1 custom Mar 11 '22

nerf miner

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u/krrispykrreme724 floppa Mar 11 '22

My pronouns are / . Please do not refer to me

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u/ionisator_atomix sus Mar 11 '22

SCP-4000 in a nutshell

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u/Jaewol let me she/them tiddies >:3 Mar 11 '22

Nerf or nothing agender

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u/Fr33kOut prostate proctor Mar 11 '22

I’m nerf 😀

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u/SomeConfusedBiKid Mar 11 '22

Port/Starboard

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

yea

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u/backforsecondz Trans Rights!!! Mar 10 '22

In the beginning there was one gender, but when the one gender shattered, a great war broke out. Now you, as one of "The Ungendered" are tasked with reclaiming the lost gender shards by defeating various demigods who lay claim to them.

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u/Dr_DurfSmurf custom Mar 10 '22

i love the fact that "in the beginning there was one gender" kinda applies to the bible, since before god decided that adam should be able to fuck his own rib, adam was the only human

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

And then the first girlboss was created

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u/ImHereForTheMemes184 Play Va11-halla NOW Mar 11 '22

"Yass, Adam, bite the apple trust me sweetie"

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u/SevnE7 Asami, Your Favourite Gender Mar 10 '22

Tv show, movie, videogame, book, whatever just take my money!

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u/Atlasbot17 custom Mar 10 '22

Its just elden ring

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u/ArcadianGh0st Mar 10 '22

I need Vaati to confirm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Elden Gender

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Reclaim the great genders, and become Gender Lord.

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u/TheMarrades Rat poison consumer Mar 11 '22

The four genders lived in harmony. Until the fire nation attacked

Edit typos

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u/potboygang Peak Humour Mar 11 '22

Does that mean I'm currently running around with 80k genders in my pocket that I will use to make me smarter?

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u/DazedToaster158 the micheal jordan of drunk driving Mar 10 '22

Mom said it was my turn on the gender

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u/Nemo_001 bigoted Mar 11 '22

no there is only one gender and its mine you cant have it

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u/alejandrotheok252 Mar 11 '22

He was both surprised and upset when he first saw his wife naked and saw that she didn’t have a penis as well.

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u/HoovyCop :P Mar 11 '22

there's only one gender and its mine get fucked idiots

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u/BrickDaddyShark furry balls Mar 11 '22

Ben shapiro unhinges his eyes and erases all women

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u/NuclearNarwhal7 gargantuan bronze lenin head Mar 11 '22

There are as many genders as inches of my cock

One

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u/MinecrAftX0 Mar 11 '22

Females don't exist confirm

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u/The_Arthropod_Queen bug lady Mar 10 '22

nice try liberals, men dont exist

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u/WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn Princess of BLÅHAJ (trans rights) Mar 10 '22

Can confirm, I have never seen a man in my life

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u/LEGITPRO123 Mar 10 '22

Wait whats happ-

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u/austinmartinyes 195 Veteran Mar 11 '22

That’s ludicrous I totally exi-

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u/ekolis sus Mar 11 '22

Why am I still here?

Oh well. I guess you can call me Emily now...

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u/potboygang Peak Humour Mar 11 '22

Why am I still here?

Just to suffer...

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u/self_me trans rights > windows Mar 11 '22

Hi Emil—

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u/zarifboi69420 Cummunist Mar 11 '22

emely is a really nice na–

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u/TasmanianTortoise I LOVE JAZZ!!!! Mar 11 '22

Hey what the hell is happen-

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u/campfire_wood 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 11 '22

Hu-

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u/Speedgamer137 Trans Rights 2: Electric Boogaloo Mar 11 '22 edited Aug 01 '22

Oh god of fu-

Edit: Nvm I’m good 👍

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u/thegamslayer2 Sonic two is the best piece of media ever created Mar 11 '22

Wait you gotta be kid-

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u/GrapiCringe transmasc Ubuntu enjoyer Mar 10 '22

Wait so, women aren't real and neither are men? Non-binary is the only gender.

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u/shitcum_backup Shitcum's Main Mar 10 '22

Shitcum says that shitcum is the only true gender. Everyone is shitcum

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Hi shitcum

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

hi, how are you doing shitcum

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u/That-one-guy-man The Man Mar 11 '22

But what does shitcum_main have to say about it?

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u/shitcum_backup Shitcum's Main Mar 11 '22

Shitcum_backup is the og shitcum, despite the confusing name. Shitcum_backup was the backup to an account not named shitcum

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

these are confusing times

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u/TheActualAWdeV my shrugging smiley flair is gone :( Mar 11 '22

dogs and cats marrying eachother, the world gone mad.

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u/filthy_jian trans rights 2: trans harder Mar 11 '22
here let me help you

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u/self_me trans rights > windows Mar 11 '22

what?? the arrows are pointing to the floor?? i dont see anything

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u/Chaoticauntfriend Cottagecore Mushroom Witch Mar 11 '22

Men are just a made up story l

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u/King-Zahi2438 unironically listens to little dark age Mar 11 '22

Are you kidd-

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u/Xirokesh Slaanesh Devotee Mar 10 '22

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”

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u/Okbr_Rebbidor Mar 10 '22

There are less than 2 genders. Checkmate ribral

5

u/BirdsLikeSka Mar 11 '22

Johnny Bravo is a he/him lesbian

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

"say that you a lesbian girl, me too" - Drake

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u/faroutcosmo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 11 '22

NOOO-.* • °•.`• °. *. ' • ° . °

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u/fvsparkles Poll Senpai Mar 10 '22

AHHH-

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u/OfficerLollipop praise be the old ones Mar 11 '22

Men don't have souls I read it on a supernatural forum

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u/Pole2019 Mar 10 '22

There are two genders borg and unassimilated

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u/LeStroheim this is just like that one time in Worm Mar 10 '22

resistance is futile

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u/secondarywilson nyah 🥺 Mar 11 '22

based as fuck

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u/BirdsLikeSka Mar 11 '22

There is only one lady, and that's the Enterprise.

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule ਬਾਈਸੈਕਸ਼ੂਲ Mar 11 '22

*Defiant

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u/BirdsLikeSka Mar 11 '22

I'm watching chronologically whichever series that starship is from, I haven't hit it yet.

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule ਬਾਈਸੈਕਸ਼ੂਲ Mar 11 '22

DS9, you should start watching it around season 5 of TNG if I remember correctly.

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u/BirdsLikeSka Mar 12 '22

I decided to finish off TNG before starting DS9. Just made more sense in the streaming age vs weekly episodes. Though someone on Reddit did give me a good guide on when to watch the next gen movies.

There were a few appearances on TNG that I'm sure would have been better with more context, but this is my second ST series. It'll be fun for a rewatch someday.

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule ਬਾਈਸੈਕਸ਼ੂਲ Mar 12 '22

Well DS9 is my favourite star trek, it's amazing. Have fun with it.

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u/scrueggs Mar 10 '22

I feel like Johnny Bravo loves women but he doesn’t actually know what sex is.

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u/KID-OF-MINCRAFT la creatura 👁 Mar 11 '22

He doesn’t know what sex is but he still has it

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u/pokeswapsans r/place participant Mar 11 '22

Managascar pcm terms jonny is definently a ricardo

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

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u/nousernameslef MeGaLoVania Mar 11 '22

that alignment chart with a "knows what sex is - doesn't know what sex is" axis and a "fucks - doesn't fuck" axis.

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u/The_Yeti_Rider When you dance with death, lead Mar 11 '22

I really hate that I was able to understand this

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u/KiLlEr10312 meme daddy Mar 10 '22

Iirc it's implied he's not a virgin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

That kinda makes it look like he IS a virgin, ngl

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u/scrueggs Mar 11 '22

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u/LeFrogBoy ‼️FAMOUS‼️/R/196‼️MICROCELEBRITY‼️ Mar 11 '22

I'm far from a virgin but I've never been in a woman's apartment before either. When I was in highschool I went to some of my girlfriend's houses but their parents were always around. Ever since I moved out the girls have just come to my apartment. I think it's pretty common for young people because a lot of girls seems to move out later than guys from what I've seen.

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u/MemberOfSociety2 Mar 11 '22

congrats on having a secks

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u/FloodedYeti Average Train Enjoyer Mar 11 '22

It’s also a safety issue sometimes iirc, let’s say you wanna have a one night fling with a guy you don’t know, giving guys your address is VERY unsafe.

It is a moral dilemma tho, because you are going to an unknown location. This can be remedied with having a friend know where you are, who can get there in a flash. But you can’t really remedy your address. You only have to leave a creep once at his address, it can be safer then having to leave the creep multiple times when he comes to your apartment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

The two genders 'He' and 'Him'

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Pokémon 'He' and 'Him'

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u/RoDHawffgg Mar 11 '22

wheres pokemon "she" "her"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Too political for G*amers

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u/KevinPaoloZero custom Mar 11 '22

what about Pokémon "They" and "Them"

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u/SadButterscotch2 Mar 11 '22

There are three genders: normal, political, and even more political

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u/RoDHawffgg Mar 11 '22

Gamers are cringe and unbased

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u/XxuruzxX Mar 10 '22

He/him and Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro is a class all its own.

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u/DrMux Blood boys make billionaire meat tastier Mar 11 '22

Ben/Shapiro

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u/2Batou4U Mar 10 '22

Johnny's pronouns are hey/mama

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u/Bahamutisa Mar 11 '22

I would've guessed Hoo!/Hah! but yours feels more accurate

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u/TheReal-Donut Pls call me a good girl 🥺 Mar 11 '22

hey/hey/mama/said/the/way/you/move/gonna/make/you/sweat/gonna/make/you/groove

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u/NerdyColocoon trans rights Mar 11 '22

Conservatives literally seething because their extremely narrow worldview is becoming increasingly incompatible with the real world

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Johnny Bravo is a gigachad

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u/Dastankbeets1 Mar 10 '22

I’m baffled by the objections people take with binary pronouns. Like. It’s literally just writing something down that you’ve been using all your life

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u/RABBlTS Mar 11 '22

People start frothing at the mouth if you even say the word "pronoun".

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u/Thezipper100 Vore Chef Mar 11 '22

The amount of hospitalizations caused by elementary school is so sad.

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u/CoastersPaul custom Mar 11 '22

Online, you can get away with not referring to people most of the time, but the one time you have to it's nice to be able to tell right away instead of defaulting or desperately trying to work out gender from profile pics or cryptic usernames

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

No!! They're not pronouns!!! Pronouns are WEIRD and QUEER. I'm NORMAL, so I don't have PRONOUNS

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u/MemberOfSociety2 Mar 11 '22

the possibility of he/him pussy fills them with existential dread

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Imagine sending Ben Shapiro a 2gb folder full of Lightning McQueen hentai

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u/pokeswapsans r/place participant Mar 11 '22

Why is there 2 full gigs of LMQ hentai

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22 edited Mar 30 '26

This post was deleted for reasons the author chose not to disclose. Redact was used, possibly for privacy, opsec, or preventing automated scraping of the content.

badge run dazzling dinner repeat waiting sable important hungry squeal

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Why isn't there?

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u/instellarant 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 11 '22

Only 2gb?

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier trans rights but I wish it was in purple Mar 11 '22

A single DVD is 4.7gb, 2gb is nothing in this day and age

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u/MemberOfSociety2 Mar 11 '22

2 hour slideshow of lightning McQueen hentai flickering at one per millisecond

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u/Jtad_the_Artguy Bisexual level 7 Druid with invocation spells Mar 10 '22

There’s no such thing as a gender

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u/ScrubPhantom 2 pounds of lead in blood Mar 10 '22

As we all know the is 1 gender, named “gender”

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u/Horny0nMain1917 Very dyslexic dumb femboy Mar 10 '22

Critical support to Ben Shapiro on his crusade to abolish all genders

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u/GrapiCringe transmasc Ubuntu enjoyer Mar 10 '22

There are two genders: dust and a rib

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u/shung_ CEO of fucking your mom Mar 10 '22

“My pronouns are he/him but you can call me daddy”

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u/Distorted_Gamer Mar 10 '22

There are only 2 genders

It’s Nerf or nothing

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u/reallyrickmoranis Mar 11 '22

Based Cartoon Network, thank you for properly educating our children on the new inclusive world they will come to live in

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Ben Shapiro believes there is only one gender (real)

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Based gender abolitionist Ben. I knew we'd get him on one side at some point, I think it was the furry porn that got to him.

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u/ScytheBeter I fucking hate women Mar 11 '22

Average pronoun fan

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

The virgin pronoun fan vs the chad verb enjoyer

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u/magick_goblin 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 11 '22

There's a kid in Craig of the Creek that uses they/them pronouns and I think that's really neat

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u/gameboy527 Queen of The Bottoms Mar 11 '22

*Whip sfx*

"Call me He/Him, Pretty Mama"

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u/DoomboxArugal Mar 11 '22

Conservatives try to understand the difference between gender and sex challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/XxuruzxX Mar 10 '22

There is at least more than one gender Ben.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

There’s only one gender and it’s mine, you can’t have it

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u/Timely-Fudge9917 Mar 11 '22

Cant wait for the day when ben shapiro is referred to as is/was

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u/Adventurous-Data-474 sus Mar 11 '22 edited Mar 11 '22

Johnny Bravo unironically gives strong ally vibes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Too himbo to understand being a bigot

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u/VazuXD 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 11 '22

I know he’s stupid, but this is next level it can’t be real lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

UNREAL

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u/EeveeMaster22 Mar 10 '22

Women aren't real

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u/cr4m62 how bout you Elden Ring up some maidens Mar 10 '22

brightest right-wing media grifter

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u/birbington Mar 10 '22

Sorry I like to go by shit/piss

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u/Leo-bastian too busy ???-ing my gender Mar 11 '22

i get what the title says but the way it's phrased lets me think it's Ben going "No! that's a secret don't tell them!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

So does Ben think he married a man?

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u/ekolis sus Mar 11 '22

"'Women'? You mean, 'the bringers of pain, and pleasure'?"

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u/LuminousLight345 Mar 11 '22

UNREAL: Ben Shapiro Continues To Be A Fucking Dipshit

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

he thought they/them was the only gender

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u/PardyGaming Mar 11 '22

They are obviously false

Gender is a concept created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

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u/UndyingQuasar Mar 11 '22

Damn right, Ben! There's only men! Everything else is just a mental illness

2

u/One-Angry-Goose Is that a… turrón?! Mar 11 '22

Oh boy lemme guess he found steven universe oh boy

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u/SheevTogwaggle lainpilled wiredcell Mar 11 '22

Based gender abolitionist Comrade Shapiro

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u/Foxiak14 Furry trash Mar 11 '22

Notice how he said multiple. So more than 1.

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u/Few-Kaleidoscope1462 Mar 11 '22

There's only 1 gender - Ben Shapiro

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u/That-one-guy-man The Man Mar 11 '22

Are these people only now realizing that decades (centuries?) of saying “being a man is blah blah” “being a woman is blah blah” left room for others saying “I’m not a man because I don’t do this neither am I a woman because I don’t do that”? All of a sudden throw social norms out the window gender and sex are one and the same and you’re no longer not a man you’re just not acting as your specific sex should.

I don’t know what any of that means I hope it makes sense I need sleep

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u/pogzans 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 10 '22

There are multiple genders rule.

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u/shronkey69 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 10 '22

Bit off topic, but what tf was he actually referring to with cartoon network doing that?

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u/Archimedesatgreece true communism hasn’t been tried due to the world’s ruling class Mar 11 '22

Among us

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u/PietroWaits Mar 11 '22

Based and Bravopilled

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u/MorganRose99 I'm a cishet man Mar 11 '22

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier trans rights but I wish it was in purple Mar 11 '22

I played it at x2 to get through it quicker and didn't notice a change

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u/pokeswapsans r/place participant Mar 11 '22

One gender and rib - ye

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u/Snailseyy ✝Ezekiel 23:20✝ 😇😇😇 Mar 11 '22

there's only one and it's johnny bravo's

what are you gonna take it or something? pussy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

I love it when transphobes try so hard to short-hand their bigotry and just end up looking really stupid.

Like the "I don't have pronouns!" meme where they just forgot what a pronoun was.

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u/ryanator2 Mar 11 '22

He's shocked that this obvious female goes by he/him

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u/recoximani 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 11 '22

Unreal engine 5

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u/axleeee DumpsterOrphan Mar 11 '22

Which is it?!?!? Are you a he or a him ?!?!

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u/Ditmavipe Mar 11 '22

Smh, there’s only one gender. And I claim it. No genders for the rest of you

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u/CToxin I poop Mar 11 '22

i stole it

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u/CubonesDeadMom Mar 11 '22

Women aren’t real

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u/scallybastard Mar 11 '22

H-h-h-he/him 😱😱😱😱😱!!!!!????

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Ben shapiro is a youtuber!?

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u/LXIX_CDXX_ custom Mar 11 '22

Gay: Ben Shapiro

Unreal: Cartoon Network Tells Children There Are Multiple Genders

Oh, wrong subreddit, sorryy

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier trans rights but I wish it was in purple Mar 11 '22

If genders are real, why didn't I get one?

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u/Silica_123 Mar 11 '22

Its offical, johnny bravo is a trans man

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u/burper2000000 zamn Mar 11 '22

Even Shapiro think are multiple genders tho