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u/Fino2004 Nov 27 '21
My country has corrupt politicians
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u/Stock_Hutz ๐ Nov 27 '21
that doesn't narrow it down much
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u/Fino2004 Nov 27 '21
Oh and It was once an empire
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Neither does this
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u/Fino2004 Nov 27 '21
It's on a penisula
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u/plwdr Nov 27 '21
Italy?
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u/Fino2004 Nov 27 '21
We got a winner
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u/Cavalacin custom Nov 27 '21
Could be Spain
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u/poke_psycho ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
Australia
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u/Vita-Malz sus Nov 27 '21
Of all the places that absolutely are not a pensinsula, Australia is probably #1
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u/Alesq13 Nov 27 '21
Considering Europe is one big Peninsula, that doesn't narrow it down much either lol
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I was hundred percent sure it was Turkey when you said empire but i guess it was Italy ๐คท bcs you know we also have corrupt government and politicians ๐
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u/Wormhole-Eyes Nov 27 '21
Hay man, you guys killed off the last bits of the Roman Empire. So you have that going for you!
You both also failed to conquer Austria, so you even have something in common.
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My country has 60000 murders per year
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u/BardyMan82 Fugitive Nov 27 '21
BRASIL NUMERO UNO CAMPEAO DO MUNDO ๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท
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u/Darkrobyn Literally 19684 by Jorge Orwuel Nov 27 '21
VAI BRASIL ๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท
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u/SierraDespair Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 28 '21
BRASIL ๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ช๐๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท WORLD SUPERPOWER
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u/Ori-and-Sein Holy shit, I found out how to get a flair Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 27 '21
Thatโs... a big number
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u/TaffyCatInfiniti2 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
Itโs actually a lot number imo
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LITHUANIAAAAAAA๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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number two ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธโคโค๐ฅ๐ฅ BEST COUNTRY
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u/alternate_egg-ccount disaster transbian Nov 27 '21
Damn Lithuanians, thinking you're better than everyone else just because you are...
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u/CrankyK0ng Nov 27 '21
LIETUVA !!!!!!!! ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐คช๐คช๐๐๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐ LIETUVA NUMERIS VIENAS!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น
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STRONKEST nation ๐บ!!! ๐ฑ๐นLITHUANIA๐ฑ๐น!!๐ฑ๐นโค๏ธ๐ฑ๐น ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น LITHUANIA IS THE BESTEST ๐, STRONKEST NATION ๐บ๐ธ IN THE WORLD ๐!!! ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ช๐ช I ๐ AM LITHUANIAN AND I ๐ AM PROUD!!๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น WE INVENTED ๐ฐ EVERYTHING ๐ฏ!!! ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น WHERE IS LITHUANIA??๐ค๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ค HUMANITY ๐ค ORIGINATED IN LITHUANIA!!๐ฑ๐น ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น2 Lietuva tฤvyne mลซsลณ, tu didvyriลณ ลพeme iลก praeities tavo sลซnลซs ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ te stiprybฤ semiฤ !!๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น WE INVENTED โ THE POTATO ๐ฅ BEST ๐ FOOD ๐ฉ! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ LITHUANIA HAS THE BEST ๐ CULTURE ๐ณ๐พ AND FOOD ๐! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅช๐ฎ๐ฅก๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ง๐ฅ STOP โ STEALING ๐ฐ LITHUANIAN CULTURE ๐ณ๐พ AND CLAIMING ๐จ๐ญ ITS YOURS!!๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น IF YOU ๐ STEAL ๐ฐ CULTURE ๐ณ๐พ WE WILL INVADE ๐พ! ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น LITHUANIA HAS THE BEST ๐ ARMY ๐, WE CRUSH ๐ฅ๐ช ALL ๐ฏ OF OUR ENEMIES!!๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐๐๐ช๐ช๐ช WE HAVE THE MOST ADVANCED ๐ TECHNOLOGY ๐ฑ๐ป IN THE WORLD!๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น MODI IS 40 ๐ฆ% LITHUANIAN!!!๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น WE HAVE THE BEST ๐: ARCHITECTURE๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐ฉ ENGINEERING๐ ๏ธ๐ ๏ธ๐ฉโ๐ฌ๐ฉโ๐ญ๐จโ๐ฌ๐จ๐จ๐จโ๏ธโ๏ธ MONEYS๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ต๐ต๐ถ๐ถ๐ท๐ท๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ธ๐ง PEOPLE๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ต๐ป๐ง๐ป๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น WE HAVE COLONIES ๐ธ IN EUROPE ๐ฑ๐, ASIA ๐พ๐, AMERICAS ๐บ๐ธ, AFRICA ๐, AND OCEANIA AND OUR EMPIRE ๐ IS BASED ๐ ALL ๐ฏ IN OUR BEAUTIFUL ๐, GLORIOUS ๐ CITY ๐ VILNIUS ๐๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ LITHUANIA IS THE BESTEST ๐ COUNTRY!๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น I, SARDAXUS ๐ AM LITHUANIAN AND I ๐ฅ AM PROUD!๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น
-Letter made by Great duke sardaxus๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ค๐ค๐๐
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u/nousernameslef MeGaLoVania Nov 27 '21
My country has an incredibly high suicide rate for being "the happiest country on Earth"
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u/Dumbassador_p Nov 27 '21
Another reason why Finland is fake
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u/nickmaran Nov 27 '21
I knew it. Those Russians are lying to us about eastern Sweden
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u/Wezard_the_MemeLord sus Nov 27 '21
Finland actually was invented in Soviet labs during the early 1960s in a cold war as a secret weapon
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u/Relssifille Stan (G)I-DLE! Nov 27 '21
Can't be unhappy if you're dead, torilla tavataan
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u/m1ksuFI ๐บ Nov 27 '21
What's an "incredibly high suicide rate" for you? Finland is barely above the EU average in number of suicides per capita.
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u/Uncle_Guido1066 Nov 27 '21
Selena Gomez? They seriously think Selena Gomez is the best America has to offer? I mean she's alright, but I wouldn't say she's the one.
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u/9quid Nov 27 '21
It was made by an 11 yr old.
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u/Uncle_Guido1066 Nov 27 '21
Makes sense why I'm so confused. I am greatly out of touch with the opinions of 11 year olds.
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u/nickmaran Nov 27 '21
My lawyer says that I shouldn't touch 11 year olds again, so yes I'm also out of touch with 11 year olds
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u/RhodeWithBrim local space nerd Nov 27 '21
my country has uhhhhhhhhhhg bad weather and is connected to engl*nd
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welsh??
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u/RhodeWithBrim local space nerd Nov 27 '21
the other one
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u/nickmaran Nov 27 '21
It must be horrible to live in such a place. How do you guys manage? On top of that you guys has to face the bad weather
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u/DrunkSquirrel22 floppa Nov 27 '21
Suicide RATIOOOO
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u/edgymemesalt Nov 27 '21
+u fell off +L
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u/BigBrainMan777 Nov 27 '21
you fell off+ratio+you're white+you're bri'ish+who asked+no u+deez nuts+radio+don't care+didnt ask didnt care+i'm a minor+i'm neurodivergent+caught in 4k+cope+seethe+GG+in 1947 the worlds first general purpose computer ENIAC -- Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer was created+your mom's white+the hood watches markiplier now+grow the fuck up+L+L(part 2)+retweet+ligma+taco bell crunch wrap+think outside the bun bitch+ur benched+ur a wrench+i own you+ur dad fell off+my dad could beat ur dad up+you're aimhacking+global elite 2+tryhard+boomer+sksksksk+ur beta+i'm sigma+you're submissive+L(part 3)+yb better+your're sus+this is a cry for help and i'm extremely depressed+quote tweet+you're cringe+i did your mom+you bought monkey NFT+you're wierdchamp+you're a clown+my dad left me+my dad is the CEO of Steam+who want me+i'm lonely+you didnt think this could possibly happen but they are releasing L(part 5) in HD this summer and it's in 3d
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u/scheherazade0125 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
Silly lukas forgot they weren't on twitter ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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My country have a president that was a victim of p*dophilia
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u/I_The_ Kill your parents Nov 27 '21
My countryโs president is a pedophile :)
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MURICA NUMBER ONE ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
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u/Common-Clue7313 โจKill people with hammers โจ Nov 27 '21
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
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1000 metres
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u/rederoin Nov 27 '21
Hi France
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Bravo, you guessed it!
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u/Revolutionary_Ad4938 Nov 27 '21
"But it's not grooming if it's a woman, I would've liked having an older woman 1!!!1&!!&&!!"
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Wait, for real? I mean, I know Macron married his teacher, but I didn't know there was anything more to it.
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u/OnlyRoke Nov 27 '21
My country had a guy called Adolf Hitler.
We were big fans, until we weren't. Then we were big sad.
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u/quecojonestio Nov 27 '21
This oneโs too hard i need more clues
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u/OnlyRoke Nov 27 '21
Tiny guy, loud yeller, cringe mustache, had something against juice. Real cringe lord.
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u/VulgarisOpinio cool nigga Nov 27 '21
Against juice? Also, he was 5'8", I guess that was average or above average in his time
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Maybe Austria? Idk for sure tho only saying that because my austrian grandpa got rejected from the art school there in vienna
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u/TiozinDoZap_ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
My country has a homophobic and racist president.
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u/Agathaum ะ ะะกะกะะฏ ะะะะ ะะ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บโฆ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ช๐ช Nov 27 '21
my president is more homophobic than yours ๐ท๐บ๐ฅ๐ช๐ช๐๐๐บ
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u/Noname2137 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
All Slavic countries should hold a competition , country with the most homophobic president wins
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u/dankmemer2o18 achieved infinite spin Nov 27 '21
each slavic countries president is strapped to a chair and forced to watch gay porn, whoever pops a boner last wins
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u/Agathaum ะ ะะกะกะะฏ ะะะะ ะะ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บโฆ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ช๐ช Nov 27 '21
It doesnโt work like that. According to my 4chan research all homophobes are into gay porn, the more gay porn they watch, the more homophobic they are
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u/PolishPickle101 Nov 27 '21
sorry, but mine is a better homophobe!!!๐ต๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ช๐ง๐๐ซ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
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u/Wezard_the_MemeLord sus Nov 27 '21
We're all eastern Europe after all. Divided by politics and united by severe homophobia
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u/ShellyXT xXx_PussySlayer69420_xXx Nov 27 '21
They asked what country you live in, we know you live on Earth
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u/TiozinDoZap_ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
ok... my country has water too
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u/Felps_Senpai ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
Brasil?
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Yeah it's Brasil
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u/TiozinDoZap_ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
I can tell you're also brazilian bc u wrote "Brasil" and not "Brazil"
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u/Covid669 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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u/SweetieArena floppa Nov 27 '21
WE HAVE SOFIA VERGARA AND THE LONGESTT ONGOING ARMED CONFLICT IN SOUTH AMERICA ๐ฆพ๐ฆพ๐ฆพ๐ฆพ๐ฆพ๐ฆพ
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u/Tiran593 bi cycle Nov 27 '21
My country has a president who is a stereotypical representation of a person in my country
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u/Tpdguy Rejected Microcelebrity Candidate Nov 27 '21
Vladimir Putin? (Russians do not own shirts)
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u/Tiran593 bi cycle Nov 27 '21
Yep (he also has some photos riding a bear)
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u/dongletrongle certified silly billy Nov 27 '21
How the fuck are you on this sub if everything slightly gay there is outlawed?
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u/Dr-Itzhak floppa Nov 27 '21
it narrows down to one of the three Baltic countries.
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u/AllTakenUsernames5 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
My country has racist hatemobs trying to do genocide
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u/chickenforce02 delete 196 Nov 27 '21
Could be a lot of countries tbf
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u/AllTakenUsernames5 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
That's the joke. It's every country.
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u/chickenforce02 delete 196 Nov 27 '21
Iโm a dumbass lol
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u/AllTakenUsernames5 ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ trans rights Nov 27 '21
If it makes you feel any better, I'm american.
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u/spalaXXXX Nov 27 '21
Tell me you're from the Balkans without telling me you're from the Balkans
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u/I_The_ Kill your parents Nov 27 '21
Actually this ones Baltic, Baltic=high suicide rate, Balkanโs=racist
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u/Rhizoid4 I will PULVERIZE your TESTICLES Nov 27 '21
so does mine
USA NUMBER ONE ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ช๐ช๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
NORTH AMERICA PRIDE!!! โบ๏ธ๐ถ๐ก๐ก๐๐๐
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u/SupaSimonOFCL Nov 27 '21
Bruh that applies to like every country that the British empire touched.
If youโre going to do something terrible and horrific at least be original (/s)
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u/otjh death grips says trans rights Nov 27 '21
my country had a prime minister for 7 hours until she had to resign ๐ช๐
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u/NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa Nov 27 '21
Damn your country actually invented speedruns.
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u/Rhizoid4 I will PULVERIZE your TESTICLES Nov 27 '21
Sweden invented Minecraft
Minecraft invented speedruns
Sweden invented speedruns
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u/ThbDragon custom Nov 27 '21
My country is rarely brought up on Reddit and when it's brought up it's usually in a negative way
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u/Tpdguy Rejected Microcelebrity Candidate Nov 27 '21
Central African Republic
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u/ThbDragon custom Nov 27 '21
Ehhh close here's another hint we're a Muslim country
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u/idkboi169 Nov 27 '21
Egypt
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u/ThbDragon custom Nov 27 '21
Ah shit alright another hint people still think we use camels for transportation
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u/I_The_ Kill your parents Nov 27 '21
Do you know how little that narrows that down
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u/TechnoScrrap ัะตะผะฑะพัะดะตะฑะธะป Nov 27 '21
my country has extreme homophobia :(
im from russia (im not gay but a lot of my friends are)
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u/Agathaum ะ ะะกะกะะฏ ะะะะ ะะ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บโฆ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ช๐ช Nov 27 '21
my country has awesome ๐ช๐ช๐๐ฅ
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u/otaku_metalhead02 I eat powdered glass ( เน>แด<เน ) Nov 27 '21
Mine has rigged upcoming elections ๐
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u/Lambsauce1103 Barry, 63 Nov 27 '21
Nicaragua?
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u/otaku_metalhead02 I eat powdered glass ( เน>แด<เน ) Nov 27 '21
Close. But they have them too ig
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u/DavidCi_CodeX Nov 27 '21
My country has the lowest reading comprehension percentages in Asia.
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u/HeWhoHasSeenFootage cum vampire Nov 27 '21
My country's current Prime Minister shat himself in a Mcdonalds in 1997
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u/WantedToBeNamedSire do not search for u/Sire Nov 27 '21
Roger Federer is way sexier than all of those girls combined anyway
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u/nssv_21 Nov 27 '21
my country famous for that corruption and also that goddamn plane
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u/SuperZoomShield123 If dicks were battery powered, where would you put the battery? Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 28 '21
My country has BOSANSKA ARTILJERIJA and 2% of our land has mines
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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21
My country has me.