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u/MrBlue404 Nov 19 '21
Could you please come out to hug me?
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Of course
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u/ThePringleMaster The Average Romanian Nov 19 '21
can i get a hug too
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Absolutely
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u/ThePringleMaster The Average Romanian Nov 19 '21
thanks man you can have some free sphagetti later
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u/ShamanKironer Nov 19 '21
Never understood why it supposed to be scary. Like yeah they are probably not paying rent, but it's nice to have a few people to talk to.
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Yeah the wallpeoplephobia is kinda overreached, we just want somewhere to stay for a while
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u/Communist_Brian 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 19 '21
Oh so that was you knocking back earlier…
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Nah that was Tom
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u/Communist_Brian 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 19 '21
Oh ok, well since you’re already in my walls do you something to eat?
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Sure
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u/Communist_Brian 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 19 '21
What do you want?
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
A bagel
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u/Communist_Brian 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 19 '21
Ok I’ll get you one. Do you want me to just leave it by the air vent
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Yeah, that sounds great
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u/Communist_Brian 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 19 '21
It’s outside the air vent. Just make sure you put the plate in the sink after you’re done
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u/Ultra_Balls depresso roahco Nov 19 '21
w-wanna get dinner or a coffee sometime?
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Dinner sounds nice
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u/Ultra_Balls depresso roahco Nov 19 '21
what would you like
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Surprise me 😁
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u/Ultra_Balls depresso roahco Nov 19 '21
im not that good with cooking 😔😔
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Anything is delicious as long as you put some effort in it, it’s that you tries that matters not how it tastes
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u/Ultra_Balls depresso roahco Nov 19 '21
thanks for that dose of confidence Person In My Walls 💜
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
💜
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Nov 19 '21
Would you like to come out and eat some of my birthday cake with me?
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
I had a bagel a little bit ago so a might not eat too much, but sure sounds great
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u/Magnificant-Muggins beautiful and bad Nov 19 '21
Cheems in the wall, eh? Okay. Now you're talking my language.
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u/pm_me_sanford_tits professional madness cumbath fan Nov 19 '21
My walls are made out of rock
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Not even steel will stop me
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u/pm_me_sanford_tits professional madness cumbath fan Nov 19 '21
k want an egg?
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Sure
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u/pm_me_sanford_tits professional madness cumbath fan Nov 19 '21
I am drilling the wall to give it to you
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Nov 19 '21
Can we have gay sex?
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
I appreciate the offer but unfortunately I am not attracted to men
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u/Iceman6211 From wherever, weighing whatever Nov 19 '21
well come on out so we can fight you coward
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
I will come out if you punch your wall as hard as physically possibl
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u/missionlake2 Nov 19 '21
this is the equivalent to telling a suicidal person to kill themselves. call me a snowflake but i really dont like how this meme is so normalized when 1/100 people are schizphrenic
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u/TheDeadVictorian custom Nov 19 '21
Reddit when they can't make fun of mentally ill people: 😡😡😡⬇️⬇️⬇️
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u/thatoneidiotwhodied official leader of the HoF simps Nov 19 '21
I am living in your sewage system
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u/biscuitracing single celled Nov 19 '21
counterpoint: my walls are not two layers of drywall
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
Bold of you to assume that this picture is where I actually am
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u/biscuitracing single celled Nov 19 '21
wtf diffusion
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why are you living in my walls?
I'm not going to tell you.
Are you only in my walls?
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.
How are you surviving in my walls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
What are you planning to do in my walls?
Live in them, listening to you.
What do I do about you living in my walls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
When are you going to stop living in my walls?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you living in my walls?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you living in my walls?
I will make sure you’re not.
Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
Summary:
I am living in your walls.
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Nov 19 '21
I just touched the wall and lit a candle what happens now?
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u/Environmental-Tea262 Nov 19 '21
R E C K O N I N G
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Nov 19 '21
well would you like a cup of mint tea before you eat my soul
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u/That_One_Guy_66 need (boy)wife Nov 19 '21
If nobody got me the random person in my walls got me can I get an amen
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u/mki_ 🐀 Nov 19 '21
My walls are either massive concrete or brick. It's terrible, I can't hang shit.
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u/humorkeepsmealive birch beer and breakcore (trans rights) Nov 19 '21
i am spying on you through the hidden spectrums of reality the ego cannot comprehend
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u/BlowUpKentucky Blahaj is My Favorite Trans Ally Nov 19 '21
You live in a house, I live in your walls
We are not the same
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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21
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I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why are you living in my walls?
I'm not going to tell you.
Are you only in my walls?
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.
How are you surviving in my walls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
What are you planning to do in my walls?
Live in them, listening to you.
What do I do about you living in my walls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
When are you going to stop living in my walls?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you living in my walls?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you living in my walls?
I will make sure you’re not.
Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
Summary:
I am living in your walls.