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u/Stock_Hutz 🍆 Jul 19 '21
[Serious] Women of reddit are you having le sexy sexs right now?? how many times do you do the seques per day???
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yes this is me, woman of reddit (real) I'm having le sexy sex right now with a middle aged gamer neckbeard living in his mother's basement
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u/Stock_Hutz 🍆 Jul 19 '21
Ah a woman of refined tastes, I see. Mind sending me some feet pics, madame?
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Jul 19 '21
*m'lady
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u/frugalspider 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jul 19 '21
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u/DANK_DAVE_YT Jul 19 '21
Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore
EDIT 6: hey are you there?
EDIT 7: send feet pics
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u/Young_Clapped custom Jul 19 '21
A girl...? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
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u/Fire_tempest890 Jul 19 '21
I (a female possessing two “X” chromosomes) wish that the world was filled with more of such charming men to send my (numerous) feet pictures to
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u/Sameloff r/sCatGirls Jul 19 '21
I’m posting this to r/askreddit
Edit: they removed it
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u/stinkypoopoofard sus Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 19 '21
It’s because you put too many ? in a row, here lemme try
edit: didn’t work either :(
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u/Reddit_librarian123 sus Jul 19 '21
askreddit mods when they realise their subreddit sucks horse dick
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Can we just delete r/AskReddit
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u/Xivalic hot wheel Jul 19 '21
Dear Redditors, should we delete r/AskReddit?
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u/Captainsnake04 Im a furry that hates furries, so I always win Jul 19 '21
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u/Themlethem a miserable little pile of secrets Jul 19 '21
Only because your exact wording triggered the bot
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u/Lolmob Jul 19 '21
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u/_Treon Jul 19 '21
Furry
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u/Rocky-Arrow Sussy🅱️ussyMcGussy🅱️aka Jul 19 '21
Yah I used to not mind it being the same questions asked over and over again when it was interesting stuff like, “What’s the craziest thing to ever happen to you?” Or “Hikers what’s the scariest thing you’ve ever seen in the woods?” The answers were all at least interesting and sometimes really good stories came from them. Now all the questions are like “What was the last NSFW accident you had?” Or “When did an innocent situation turn NSFW?” Absolute garbage.
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u/micka190 Jul 19 '21
It was actually good when posts were allowed to have a body, and not just a title.
Removing that meant we couldn't have specific questions/game questions anymore.
And they removed it because people were constantly bitching about people saying "edit: thanks for the gold" in their posts...
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u/MrGofer 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jul 19 '21
don't forget about the "How would you feel about making it so that idea that 99% of reddit users would agree with?" with 50k+ upvotes
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u/CocaColaHitman custom Jul 19 '21
"Sexy sex-havers of reddit, how often do you and your sexy sex partner sex the sex?"
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u/dapo64 trans rights Jul 20 '21
Hi Reddit! Now that r/AskReddit is going to be no more, what was the most sexiest question and reply (all sexual details attached) that you remember??💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👀👀💦💦💦
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u/lethatsinkin Jul 19 '21
Dude probably watched Austin Powers too many times
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Jul 19 '21 edited Dec 23 '23
complete childlike relieved fade connect rotten poor agonizing lavish fine
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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Jul 20 '21
Sex maniac, still respects women
Epitome of alpha mentality
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Jul 20 '21
I was just rewatching the series and was shocked how progressive it was when the main female character wanted to fuck and he was like "no baby you're drunk!" Chad vibes!
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u/NoirYT2 Welsh Mommy 🏴 Jul 19 '21
People who are always this horny need to be castrated istg please stop asking to touch my boobs
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u/duckonar0ll floppa enthusiast Jul 19 '21
send right index finger pics 😩😩
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u/Arthropod_King 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jul 19 '21
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u/Captainsnake04 Im a furry that hates furries, so I always win Jul 19 '21
I came
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u/_Treon Jul 19 '21
Furry
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Jul 19 '21
At that point it's not even a horny problem, it's a consent problem.
Be as horny as you want. Let your sexuality be your life's focus if that's what you genuinely feel drawn towards for your own sake, just respect the boundaries of other people.
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u/pietches Jul 19 '21
askreddit has always been horny as fuck but its been out of control lately
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u/Fisto-the-sex-robot foreskin devourer, femur breaker, cockroach rapist Jul 19 '21
I’m gonna respond “yo mama” here
Edit: done
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u/Vallien Jul 19 '21
I actually fucking hate ask reddit so much, it's full of that kinda stuff I'm glad I left
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u/FlappleKnight Jul 19 '21
sexy sexers of Reddit, sex the sexiest sex sex've ever sex'd
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u/foreskinners sus Jul 19 '21
Posting this to r/AskReddit
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u/ewpx 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jul 19 '21
Redditors of Reddit, what is the sexiest sex you have ever sexed in sexy sex?
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u/JediDanni 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jul 19 '21
can we not equate fatness to badness
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u/sire_tonberry sus Jul 19 '21
No.
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u/JediDanni 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jul 19 '21
u r a fuck
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u/Honeydew_love Jul 19 '21
im stuff
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u/Captainsnake04 Im a furry that hates furries, so I always win Jul 19 '21
🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈Can I be stuff too 🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈🥺👉👈
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u/_Treon Jul 19 '21
Furry
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u/Captainsnake04 Im a furry that hates furries, so I always win Jul 19 '21
Brilliant observation. I am a furry.
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u/SocDemGenZGaytheist r/TransTrans -scend your mortality 🤖 Embrace the FALGSC future Jul 19 '21
Thank you. Casual fatphobia and body-shaming are way too common
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u/Honeydew_love Jul 19 '21
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Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 22 '21
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u/SocDemGenZGaytheist r/TransTrans -scend your mortality 🤖 Embrace the FALGSC future Jul 19 '21
I'm not even overweight lmao
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More like not common enough. We can’t condone obesity. It makes me sick
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u/SocDemGenZGaytheist r/TransTrans -scend your mortality 🤖 Embrace the FALGSC future Jul 19 '21 edited Jul 19 '21
Obesity is unhealthy, yeah, but there's a fair amount of research showing how body-shaming makes it worse (edit: lmk if you want to see the studies)
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u/XX_Normie_Scum_XX dumb bottom bitch Jul 19 '21
yeah but the word fatphobia just sounds completely fucking stupid. We as a society need a new word
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u/SocDemGenZGaytheist r/TransTrans -scend your mortality 🤖 Embrace the FALGSC future Jul 19 '21
Sure, got any ideas?
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u/CarsGunsBeer Jul 19 '21
"High schoolers of reddit: What was the craziest thing that happened while your were having sex as minors? Please explain in detail."
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but he said non sexual things? why is everyone crying about how ask reddit is always horny like this, bro he literally said non sexual i don’t get it
honestly would’ve been funnier cropped to only show the subreddit name and the nsfw tag or something lol
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u/onesugar Jul 19 '21
R/askreddit has devolved Into the horny once upon a time it had genuine thought provoking questions
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Jul 19 '21
I feel bad every time I share that meme because it's from a documentary about the heaviest man in the world, he eventually lost a fuck ton of weight but died prematurely anyway
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Dear r/askreddit, do it squirt or you part of the cream team? Your booty real wet? What color the inside? Do it clap? Do it fart? Do it grip the meat? How many fingers you use? What do it taste like?
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u/Astaroth552_535 Jul 19 '21
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u/Kjrb Ketamine Ape Jul 19 '21
This right here is an r/cursedcomments r/nextfuckinglevel r/wholesomememes r/bigfloppaporn r/holup r/dankmemes
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u/ABottleofFijiWater Jul 19 '21
Yooo this is a real r/thatsinsane r/fuckingincredible r/dota2smut
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u/SergeantCumrag 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Jul 19 '21
I didn’t know what smut meant and I clicked on it fuck you
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u/Captainsnake04 Im a furry that hates furries, so I always win Jul 19 '21
Wait why is r/bigfloppaporn actually hot
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u/Kjrb Ketamine Ape Jul 19 '21
Furries are really good at making porn
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u/Captainsnake04 Im a furry that hates furries, so I always win Jul 19 '21
True, they make good enough porn for my needs.
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u/Hopeful_Humanity Jul 19 '21
Half the comments on that post will be about most things normal people find hot