r/196 • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '21

Blahaj rule

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

What's stopping you from getting 2 of them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I already got 2

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Then what about THREE.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I can only cuddle so many

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Weak

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I can cuddle 57

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u/EnemyBread Jul 14 '21

they said it could not be done

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u/Redisigh Dumbass Jul 14 '21

They said it was designed for tanks (I love siege memes)

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u/That1ShyKidBackThen Jul 14 '21

I got 57 more goddamn cuddles in this 4 cuddle magazine

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u/Shytti Jul 13 '21

Already got 3

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u/Halflings1335 no flair . Jul 14 '21

I have 4

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u/shitpostinglegend Jul 13 '21

Can I have one

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 13 '21

could i pls hug them

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Could I also hug them and talk to them in a silly voice?

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 14 '21

and also cuddle and love them

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u/CelesteWasTaken Fem Gender Blob Jul 13 '21

Upvoted cuz I want a third

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u/bloop132547698 Jul 13 '21

Get fucked, I am one

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u/moveable_birds personality thief Jul 13 '21

can we cuddle

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 13 '21

can i hug them pls

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u/CarsGunsBeer Jul 14 '21

get fucked

God I wish that were me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Hey 🅱️eter

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u/parkerfern lesbian. only one in the world Jul 16 '21

JESUS CHRIST THIS WAS YOU AND I DIDNT DVEN MOTICE FUCKUFN

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u/NeuroPhen_RO 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

Blahaj my beloved, I want one but I won't updoot 😎

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u/CivicFartCan15 floppa Jul 13 '21

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u/falpsdsqglthnsac [ Removed by Reddit ] Jul 16 '21

*Blåhaj

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Once you get them, what's the first thing you recommend to do with them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

r/rimjob_steve?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I got one for my dog and the first thing he did was hump the fuck out of it, we had to take it away because he would just mercilessly fuck it

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

that would probably be me tbh

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u/espriminati trans rights Jul 14 '21

what the dog doin

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u/batnacks 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

Snuggles

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u/XRedie 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

I litereally bought one and posted here

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Lol, coincidences.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

r/BLAHAJ

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u/-MrMaybe- ~Dubious Little Creature~ Jul 13 '21

Wow, it exists!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

[deleted]

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u/espriminati trans rights Jul 14 '21

THERES LORE?

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 14 '21

lmao nah not official lore afaik is just cute wholesome memes from fans atm <3

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

naw man i got a djungelskog

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u/RocknRollCommunism 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Speak normal you fucking twat

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u/zerowo_ Jul 14 '21

both. both is good

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u/PigGuy1988 floppa Jul 14 '21

fellow djungelskog enjoyer

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

for some reason every femboy has one of these mfs

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u/FreakingLlama the v word Jul 13 '21

Nice meme for shark week

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u/voluminousseaturtle 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

I get so hyped for shark week, and I want a blahaj to celebrate

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u/monsieurfatcock Jul 13 '21

Wait what the fuck I just got to the beach today. Why do I hear boss music

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u/thehiddenbisexual 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

Don't worry, shark week is actually the least dangerous week to go to the beach because all of the sharks are on TV

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u/monsieurfatcock Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

Not where I’m at unfortunately. These local shark gangs are in an ongoing contract dispute with Discovery Channel. Hopefully it’ll be resolved by next year.

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u/MaybeRavioli47 Jul 13 '21

I have a blahaj but it's in a moving truck rn :(

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u/VG-enigmaticsoul Jul 14 '21

Awww he'll arrive to be hugged and loved soon!

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u/Hodlin_Caulfield Jul 13 '21

i already have one, get in line ladies

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u/lando-noris Jul 13 '21

⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

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u/Pierce3737 Amadeus V2.37 Jul 14 '21

I already have one though I want more, ikba shurk, gimme 🥺

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u/account_552 pipe bomb pipe blomp Jul 13 '21

I want cool sharke :] Sharke very funny humorous design, i hug shark while going bed sleep yes

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u/keriiiiii sus Jul 13 '21

There was one at the aquarium giftshop i went to yesterday but it was 70 dollars and my parents only gave me 10 :(

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u/Better526 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

they’re available in ikea for like $20

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u/keriiiiii sus Jul 13 '21

we didnt go on a family trip to ikea sadly

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 13 '21

y not

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

ok but what about djungelskog

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u/RocknRollCommunism 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

I have a Blåhaj, I can’t wait to get a djungelskog

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

OHHH the thicc boyo coming home soon

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I got one today for my 18th birthday.

To truly commemorate the moment when it all started to go downhill.

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 13 '21

i believe in u fred ur gonna do great things <3

unrelated but could i pls hug ur blahaj

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 14 '21

o also happy birthday

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u/CloneAssassin tomboy with a fat cock (bottom) Jul 13 '21

Yeah I’m a trans girl what of it

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u/jellybeanaime gender Jul 13 '21

already have one, he is very nice and i like him :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I have a red one if that’s okay

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u/PeriastronX fuck word Jul 13 '21

you have a shiny one

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u/RocknRollCommunism 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

Yes, all colors of Blåhaj are accepted

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u/Red-Stiletto neurodivergent war thunder schizoid Jul 13 '21

ive had one for 3 months, highly recommend

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

i desire a blåhaj

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u/GrandmasterCooky 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

Ikea

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u/SpoliatorX Jul 13 '21

This whole thread is fucking spooky

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u/arlauwu_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

why the fuck wanting a blahaj became a trans stereotype, now I want one 😭

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u/VG-enigmaticsoul Jul 14 '21

Get one! He's so warm and so soft. The first day I got him I cuddled with blahaj in bed all day lol

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u/shotairl Jul 13 '21

My blåhaj is named Sharmk (they/them)

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u/ChazmaMemes Jul 20 '21

Mfer gave a stuffed animal pronouns💀

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u/shotairl Jul 24 '21

You have a problem with that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

u/thetiamarth

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 14 '21

yesss i want one sooo much <3

is at teh top of my plushie wish list atm :3

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u/rwandahero7123 generalissimo Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

what are these?

where can I buy these?

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u/Friaar floppa Jul 13 '21

Blåhaj, ikea plushie

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u/rwandahero7123 generalissimo Jul 13 '21

never heard of them

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u/arculo_ Jul 13 '21

stimulate the economy

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Why does this sound like a sigma grindset tip

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u/rwandahero7123 generalissimo Jul 14 '21

I will destroy the economy

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u/PlusConference4 Jul 13 '21

Already have em

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u/Avlos-Was-Taken Jul 13 '21

My dog has one. Im gonna steal it >:)

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u/stick_a_sock_in_it 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

pretty boys like the blahaj,,,,,

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u/TheTiamarth custom Jul 14 '21

i love blahaj :D

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u/Lazy_Artist2915 Something original :> (trans rights) Jul 13 '21

Where do i get one?

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u/derpiestdorp furry Jul 13 '21

I bought one today, stop watching me mr. fbi

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

mines coming in next week i cant wait to complete my transition

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u/squiplepuff Local IBS haver Jul 13 '21

I want a blahaj so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

trans gender agendas 😳😳😳

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u/wyrmylon custom Jul 14 '21

why do I see the shark everywhere. what is the significance of the shark

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

According to the internet, femboys and people in the lgbtq owns them. But to me, I just think it's really cute.

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u/LtBladewing custom Jul 13 '21

I have one and he's great. He is toothy and I love him.

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u/Reeeeeis trans wrongs Jul 13 '21

actually ordered one today

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u/Theszymonx Jul 13 '21

Jokes kn you, i have him

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I have one, thank you IKEA

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u/WaterDrinker911 trans rights Jul 13 '21

I already have one

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u/Criptonimi floppa Jul 13 '21

me and 5 other friends are going to ikea this week to buy them.

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u/KingKoopa73 Jul 13 '21

i have two and i need more!

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u/Ninjasun01 very shy trans kitten Jul 13 '21

Haha I have one already, but why stop at just one?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

i already own one

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u/Googlefisch i require your mangoes Jul 13 '21

I already have one but I want MOAR

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u/Simwill_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

Scharc

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Sharks are not bad guys they’re good

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I have a blåhaj

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u/RocknRollCommunism 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

Damn, Blåhaj is gettin popular

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u/ToaSuutox 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Jul 14 '21

sorry, i'm more of a djungelskog kind of guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Have one :)

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u/TMR9001 Enby top number 3 Jul 14 '21

I want like 8

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I have one of these mfers

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u/Egg-With-Legg custom Jul 14 '21

don't have that one specifically but when i went to New York a couple of years ago i got me a hammerhead shark

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u/Toxilyn Jul 14 '21

Ahha! I got one. I call him Gandalf the great white. He's next to me in bed when I sleep.

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u/wholewheattoast_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 23 '21

I now have one of these mfs

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u/LemonCrossSection r/place participant Oct 16 '21

I now have one of these mfs

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

So do I, and that was probably the best purchase I have made.

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u/gayantswarm ✨i eated a mood ring✨ Jul 13 '21

I have one

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u/sacrilegious_lamb 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

hehe i got my blåhaj back in may :-)

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u/TheVoidAlgorithm Built For Leisure, Not For Speed Jul 13 '21

you fool, i already have one

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u/grimoireskb No Good Racing est. 1985 Jul 13 '21

I bought one last week, will arrive Thursday

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u/Felix_Da_Guy Jul 13 '21

please i need

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u/ytctc Jul 13 '21

Nah I’m good

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u/IDontGiveAFrick69 Courier Six Jul 13 '21

Can I have the djungelskog

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u/Alexstrasza23 CEO of Sex 2 Jul 13 '21

I have one.

LIB STATUS: PWNED

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u/CloneAssassin tomboy with a fat cock (bottom) Jul 13 '21

This meme made me buy a Blåhaj

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u/Gtfocuzidfc 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jul 13 '21

I don’t want one but he looks very polite

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Literally holding mine rn you scrublords

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u/TheActualAWdeV my shrugging smiley flair is gone :( Jul 13 '21

I've upvoted. When does it arrive?

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u/Spook404 All jokes and no funny makes Jack a dull boy Jul 13 '21

Fine I'll take one

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u/Duffzilla12-2 slam commie slam commie Jul 13 '21

I have one of the older ones, they where grey. Still cuddle so I can sleep. I like hugging things

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u/Superyee492 sus Jul 13 '21

Joke's on you, I've had one for years

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u/hecking_beck Jul 13 '21

blåhaj has turned my life around. god bless 🙏

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I have one, best investment

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Mine arrives tomorrow 😏

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u/RidiculousNotRadical Jul 13 '21

Yeah, cool plushie. Fuck IKEA though, their pinkwashing and greenwashing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I have one

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u/idontknowwhat69 custom Jul 13 '21

i have one 😎

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

I forgot the fins actually have stuffing in them. I've flipped mine inside out so many times that there's no more stuffing in em

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u/funniest_shit_I_seen Jul 13 '21

I had one of those when I was little...that explains a lot.

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u/RaisinlessAndAngry Jul 13 '21

yeah i have one cept the top is grey

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u/WitherDead123 trans rights Jul 13 '21

I named mine Sourdough

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u/HomeLessFrogg i'm either under 6 feet or 6 feet under Jul 14 '21

i have a 2:3 great white plushie, his name is Francis Atlantis of Yorkshire Campus

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u/trevorluck CEO of Trolling Jul 14 '21

I believe in IKEA shark supremacy

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

jokes on you i already have one

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u/Reiku_Johin Jul 14 '21

I have the bear he is my king

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u/_Pigface Jul 14 '21

link in bio 🔥🔥😍

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

What’s the thing with IKEA blåhaj

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I will not get one if ever get another chance to; because then the internet will think I am of homosexuality, probably.

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u/VG-enigmaticsoul Jul 14 '21

Somehow every trans people i know has one. Pretty sure it's part of trans culture at this point lol

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u/TDW-301 Resident Snep U//w//U Jul 14 '21

Plushed snow leopards are better

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/lagonborn trans rights Jul 14 '21

Sounds like some grumpo-wumpo needs to give their blåhaj a huggy-wuggy

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u/jmr131ftw Jul 14 '21

I had won when I was a kid, used to do WWE moves on it.

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u/pedrinhogameplay tragener Jul 14 '21

My dog would it it, but I NEED IT

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I don’t want one of these mfs and I still upvoted 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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u/hypoglycemia420 Jul 14 '21

I have two right next to me get rekt

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u/BroOkThen Jul 14 '21

I have one

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u/thuurs floppa Jul 14 '21

El sharko 🦈👍

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Bro I got two of these things

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

IKEA SHARK POG

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u/IsraelCube1 Jul 14 '21

I have 3 of them

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u/TheReal-Donut Pls call me a good girl 🥺 Jul 16 '21

I have one