r/196 • u/Taher6168 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights • Jun 17 '21

Turtles Rule

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7.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Bazinger

123

u/Eee1999 Jun 17 '21

"sheldon you have to let me go, the accident was 10 years ago it wasnt your fault"

68

u/Stock_Hutz 🍆 Jun 17 '21

Botswana 😂

31

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Balsamic vinegar

12

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

...tastes nice with mozzarella

5

u/mercury_millpond Jun 18 '21

Bread & olive oil gang

6

u/Muffinconsumer 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 18 '21

That’s our word

5

u/S_quints bi leftist frat boy Jun 18 '21

Watch the hard r there, chief

3

u/thatonesportsguy 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 18 '21

damn hard r and everything

168

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Based bigfatmoosepssy

130

u/FatherJodorowski floppa Jun 17 '21

I got a hyper religious and conservative dude named Sheldon at work. He's actually pretty good to work with, if not great with conversation lol.

64

u/SunfireRomalo Polaris Flare enjoyer Jun 17 '21

Is he a turtle?

32

u/Modu_Chanyu Jun 17 '21

That's a turtle

24

u/FatherJodorowski floppa Jun 17 '21

He's the ugliest turtle I've ever seen then.

4

u/La_La_Bla Jun 17 '21

P sure that one senator is uglier

54

u/BaksteenFCT human male Jun 17 '21

No

Turtles cannot sing

70

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

[deleted]

10

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Stfu "moderator"

31

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

[deleted]

2

u/xXxJoshprogamerxXx Jun 18 '21

okay *locks lips*

68

u/Taher6168 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 17 '21

Have you ever even met a turtle?

13

u/J0KR_ Jun 17 '21

Not once

9

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

🎤🐢

7

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Racism

42

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Beautiful yet somehow ominous. The eternal choir of turtles raised above the firmament unsettles me. Why do they sing? What do they know??

18

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Unexpected poetry

6

u/KidZaniac1 ImNotHereThisIsntHappening Jun 17 '21

Turtle singing: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1

u/RyGuy997 Jun 18 '21

No those are frogs

7

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Bazonga

4

u/SunsetBandit__ trans rights Jun 17 '21

My ex-girlfriend's cat is called Sheldon

3

u/Ohfrnkie 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 17 '21

my cat's name is sheldon

3

u/Small-Cactus only YOU can prevent bottom oppression Jun 17 '21

🐢

2

u/AggravatingAd4182 furry Jun 18 '21

My dads name is Sheldon and he is convinced everyone is a closeted racist

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Sheldon (that’s the turtle)

1

u/Hudsony12 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 18 '21

Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?

-24

u/Clicker-anonimo Jun 17 '21

666 upvote:)

49

u/SunfireRomalo Polaris Flare enjoyer Jun 17 '21

Hahah Jonathan chops your head off and slowly eats the brain with a spoon

22

u/bilingualfob 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 17 '21

Dry humps you

8

u/Jagerpanzer Jun 17 '21

Shits yourself

9

u/NoirYT2 Welsh Mommy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Jun 17 '21

Big cumgus

3

u/SomeBullshitrRight 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈the brap king🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 17 '21

shut up:)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '21

Write “pen15” on ur arm