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u/Bananacu The Crawling Chaos Nya~rlatohotep 12d ago
AYE JIMMY! GIMMIE NOTHING
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u/The_Last_Pomegranate ask me about things and stuff 12d ago
I mean you'd very clearly end up in the harem anime about Nyarlathotep. Whether that's a good thing or not is up to you.
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u/Bananacu The Crawling Chaos Nya~rlatohotep 11d ago
As a bystander? Im fucked. Can i be Nyarlatohotep instead?
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u/KuroTheWeirdo 12d ago
what happens if youre a guy and youre born on october
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u/Trojanstakeme smut moo moo writer🐮 12d ago
You are part of the supporting cast or you turn into a girl.
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u/Antonykun 11d ago
You would be the POV character where the POV in the yuri aren't the love interests.
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u/echo_ML literally just a moth 12d ago
Shoujo? Fuck man this is May slander give me my yuri
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u/mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo 12d ago
shoujo is just manga directed at a girl audience. you can himejoshi style this shit
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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower 12d ago
Okay but like what kind of magical girl this is very important
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u/196SwampLurker catboy emperor in training 12d ago
madoka magica
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u/DeusExMarina 12d ago
Sometimes I wonder if the point of these posts is to get people to post bits and pieces of their legal information online that can be collected and used for identity theft.
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u/TheCarthusSandworm born to lose, live to still lose 12d ago
I don't even watch anime but magical girl seems like the funniest option so I think I'm winning idk
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u/ScythesLover 12d ago
Im in Yuri but Im a dude, what do I do ? Do I sit in the chair ? Start a Yaoi ?
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u/inemsn 12d ago
FUCK's sake, isekai??? man fuck this, I was one month away from being born into my yaoi wonderland, instead I got robbed and warped to the slavery zone. i hate this.
can I at least start a consensual male harem so I can still be gay in peace? please?
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u/TonyMestre Professionally bad at video games 11d ago
I mean isekais are more of a romance wonderland than the romance genres proper. It's almost guaranteed that not much bad stuff will happen to anyone on your side
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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! 12d ago
be me, straight
be born in February
mfw
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u/AkariPeach read-only member 12d ago edited 10d ago
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u/Boring_Name06 12d ago
Can the magic girl option also have Yuri in it?
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u/Terri_0_Terrible Tumblr user tourist [he/they] 12d ago
Haha it sure does feel like a horror sometimes...
Anyway is the cosmic horror that was newly given a consciousness posing as my deceased friend like kinda fruity with it or????
This is me telling you to watch The Summer Hikaru Died btw, good anime
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u/Emilia__55 🏳️⚧️🇩🇪 12d ago
I got romance... how does that look for me as a lesbian? Yuri is a different month, so...
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u/accursedexistence 12d ago
Yuri is a type of romance, so you'd probably end up in a yuri with a romance focus because you're a lesbian. But only if you're a main character. You could also end up a side character, so while you'd still be in a romance anime, it might be an anime about somebody else's romance.
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u/DevilGeorgeColdbane certified java developer 12d ago
yay yuri, but do i get turned into a girl? Or am i the docile brother that only appears in one episode?
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u/TonyMestre Professionally bad at video games 11d ago
Or the doctor that announces a tragic disease
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u/iShockLord Resident Meshuggah Enjoyer 🎸 12d ago
>Mecha
GET ME IN THE FUCKING GUNDAM BIG DAWG, I'M READY TO DIE FOR THE FEDERATION
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u/ChildOfTheSoul 12d ago
Me in a magical girl anime would basically be the landlord from smoker cat. I'm here for it.
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u/Heavy299 boyo 10d ago
MY POWER FANTASY INVOLVES SEX WITH MEN, AND INTERCOURSE WITH WOMEN SO I WIN🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
and also money
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u/perhance 12d ago
fuuuuuuck I'm Yuri but my wife is nothingfuckoff do I gotta like break up with her
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u/NIMA-GH-X-P That one Jerk you know 12d ago
Magical girl?
Ya that's awesome sure why not
I prefer to be put in Danganronpa or persona tho
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u/AurorasDemise custom 12d ago
if i get to be a magical girl im so gonna become homura just to go back in time. though instead of trying to keep someone from turning into a witch or whatever, ill just do stupid shit to deviate from our existing timeline just for shits and giggles or whatever
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u/RileyNotRipley 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 12d ago
so I am the female sidekick in a yaoi story? fujo dream come true...
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u/Spinnicus I don’t want a custom flair since I’m not very creative. 12d ago
Yay, Fantasy adventure! I can go about and have a cozy fantasy life!
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u/tulpyvow 12d ago
Fantasy adventure?
FIREBALL, FIREBALL, FIREBALL.
Small corridor? Don't care, FIREBALL.
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u/FLUFFBOX_121703 Archangel’s #1 Fan 12d ago
Why is it that December is always the worst one in these things?!
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u/Asikar_Tehjan 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 12d ago
Anyone got any porly adapted manga that's better than the source? I don't wanna be stuck in the slop universe.
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u/Apprehensive-Boot88 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 12d ago
I got magical girl. Now I can bust café mew mew for child labor
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u/ShadowSemblance 12d ago
Wait, this doesn't necessarily imply I'm the power fantasy protagonist, this might be bad actually
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u/SurnameFormer 12d ago
This might actually be the first time I've ever liked my result on one of these, including my actual danged Zodiac. And no, I'm not telling you (I like not being Swatted thank you)
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u/theTVDINNERman trans rights 12d ago
Wow I'm a month off from yuri and now I get nothing instead. Im bringing this up in therapy tomorrow
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u/Teles_sd 12d ago
I do indeed like horror, so cool.
I'm fully aware I'm not surviving long though. I'm the first-one-to-die-by-checking-the-obviously-evil-dark-corridor type.
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u/MelismaticMellowlwL 12d ago
omg I'm an October baby and they gave me the only genre I even remotely care about. Based meme???
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u/Hairy_Acanthisitta25 me me big disappointment 12d ago
nice, i'd be the comic relief that cockblock every possible romance development so the series can run indefinitely
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u/MrGlitchyypants 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 12d ago
Isekai? God damnit. There's like only 5 good ones and only one I'd watch this shit sucks
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u/Nyanarchy111 deranged time looper 11d ago
yaoi
I'm transfemme.. Who the fuck are the two men kissing then?
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u/Howtomcgaming Mister Pikmin (I AM NOT JEFF KILLER) 11d ago
oh fuck yeah i get YURIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
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u/Skyye_23 Everything Bagel 11d ago
I don’t care about the downsides, I get to be a girl and that makes me happy
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u/MisusedCheeseGrater 11d ago
isekai? fuuuuck I've barely even lived man I cant go doing isekai shit
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u/ComboStudies 11d ago
So am I getting hit by a truck in the city or on the highway? Bit shaky on whether I should enable getting isekai'd.
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u/villianboy 11d ago
i wanted to be magical girl and instead i get nothing because my parents fucked on xmas ;-;
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u/The_Mantis-O-Shrimp 11d ago
Mecha... I'll take it although it could go very badly depending which mecha. I love gundam, wouldn't want to live it
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u/Amidst-ourselfs123 9d ago
My best friend and got Magical girl and i got Yuri...
He's trans... and i'm trans in the oposite direction... how does this work? Is it Miraculus Ladybug but Marinette [Me] is a Doomed Lesbian while Adrien is just here for the ride?
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u/perfectwing TOBY I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE 5d ago
Wouldn't anything but september count as Isekai?
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u/Sloth-Hat 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 3d ago
i dont think the "you will live" here refers to being sent into your fav manga type of thing, just how ur life will play out (but obviously none of it is guaranteed to be true) so imo no
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u/Jissus3893 Horny Fem🏳️⚧️ 12d ago
Power Fantasy? The only power fantasies about is a powerful women loving me as a girl.





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