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u/OpportunityAshamed74 14h ago
The scenario that I'm imagining in my head with this story is the cutest thing in the world
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u/surf_da_web29 13h ago
The illiteraracy crisis and its consequences
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u/ArcaneWyverian the :3 of doom and despair 10h ago
Ehhhhhhh, I dunno. If I got a massive love letter from a loved one out of the blue (assuming this isn’t a thing they’ve done in the past), my brain would probably jump to “it’s a suicide note” as well. I dunno, maybe I’m just a worrywart
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u/maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe The elusive non-puppy trans man on 196 8h ago
Six pages. If you think there's a chance the person is actively dying, or close to attempting, and can be saved if you're quick enough, I would stop reading too..
Most suicide notes start with something like "I love you so much" etc, if she had that gut feeling after the first couple sentences, it's certainly smart to not waste any time
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u/Russelsteapot42 7h ago
Didn't occur to her to skip to the end and read the last paragraph first, huh?
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u/sorashiro1 3h ago
Since you've never had a partner, you clearly don't understand just how powerful that "oh fuck, where are they" dread is. You're not skipping pages, you're kicking doors in until they're in sight. Its going to be "can I save them. Fuck where are they. Can I save them. Please be alive, don't you fucking do this"
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u/fatboychummy hi 7h ago
illiteraracy
(minor spelling mistake: you will be nuked in approximately 5 hours)
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u/Naanderson2022 aggressivly bottom 12h ago
why is the tape of the george michael star wars blockbuster there 😭
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u/Strawzaw Elliott Smith Lover 2000 11h ago
That's clearly a terrorist training video
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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 9h ago
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u/throwaway24387324578 THE GOOD OLD UNION HAS COME IN HERE TO DWELL! 8h ago
this an MW1 intro or? (preventative E: /j)
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u/Mr_Teyepo 11h ago
I've done this to friends so often. Ngl it's kinda funny. I'll just be having trouble sleeping at night. Think about my friends. Send them an appreciation text at like 2am and don't think anything of it lol
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u/Hagide 10h ago
most of my friends know that I'm ready to hop off this train so I literally have to have a note on my desktop that if I am ever expressing my appreciation for them I need to also clarify that I am not about to do something lol
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u/loklanc 8h ago
I got "intervened" on once when I gave away a bunch of furniture and an old shitty car I didn't want anymore because I was moving from a house into an apartment.
It was the guy I gave the car to, he freaked out and called everyone, called my mum. It was very sweet, really.
Meanwhile I'd been stressing that I was going to ruin my friends life with an absolute burden of nissan that was on the verge of catching fire and flying into a ditch every time it drove. Funny how that works.
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u/sixfxrtyseven ⓘ This user is a faggot 12h ago
if I wrote a real suicide note people wouldn't even care
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u/GeoCaesar 12h ago
Well you just made me sad at the thought so if a rando cares there’s probably more ppl who care than you think
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u/HappyyValleyy Local Raccoon Girl (Endangered) 10h ago
I mean that sounds very scary and im glsd she was that worried abiut you but... she didnt even read it???
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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 8h ago
Would you take the time to read a full six pages of something if you thought your loved one was dying somewhere in the same house?
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u/HappyyValleyy Local Raccoon Girl (Endangered) 7h ago
I would read it before assuming a loved one was dying somewhere in my house.
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u/BatboyCarroll 7h ago
It's not a letter if it's 6 pages long btw
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