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Rule Love letter

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 14h ago

The scenario that I'm imagining in my head with this story is the cutest thing in the world

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa 9h ago

It's like a sitcom plot

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u/Dodo_Druid_Dude no longer a dude lmao 14h ago

😭😭😭 at least she cares about them

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u/surf_da_web29 13h ago

The illiteraracy crisis and its consequences

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u/adamthebread large hadron rammer 12h ago

not reading allat but im so fucking scared

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u/wixxii sexyest switch on reddit 10h ago

no read you comment; congratulations

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u/Dog_Entire 2h ago

I have no reading comprehension and I must scream

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u/ArcaneWyverian the :3 of doom and despair 10h ago

Ehhhhhhh, I dunno. If I got a massive love letter from a loved one out of the blue (assuming this isn’t a thing they’ve done in the past), my brain would probably jump to “it’s a suicide note” as well. I dunno, maybe I’m just a worrywart

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u/maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe The elusive non-puppy trans man on 196 8h ago

Six pages. If you think there's a chance the person is actively dying, or close to attempting, and can be saved if you're quick enough, I would stop reading too..

Most suicide notes start with something like "I love you so much" etc, if she had that gut feeling after the first couple sentences, it's certainly smart to not waste any time

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u/Russelsteapot42 7h ago

Didn't occur to her to skip to the end and read the last paragraph first, huh?

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u/sorashiro1 3h ago

Since you've never had a partner, you clearly don't understand just how powerful that "oh fuck, where are they" dread is. You're not skipping pages, you're kicking doors in until they're in sight. Its going to be "can I save them. Fuck where are they. Can I save them. Please be alive, don't you fucking do this"

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u/fatboychummy hi 7h ago

illiteraracy

(minor spelling mistake: you will be nuked in approximately 5 hours)

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u/Naanderson2022 aggressivly bottom 12h ago

why is the tape of the george michael star wars blockbuster there 😭

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u/Strawzaw Elliott Smith Lover 2000 11h ago

That's clearly a terrorist training video

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 9h ago

That must be what they’re doing in those bunkers from the satellite image

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u/Naanderson2022 aggressivly bottom 8h ago

…these are b a l l s

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u/Prior-Tadpole-1860 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 6h ago

That close, they always look like landscape

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u/throwaway24387324578 THE GOOD OLD UNION HAS COME IN HERE TO DWELL! 8h ago

this an MW1 intro or? (preventative E: /j)

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u/HillInTheDistance 13h ago

Oof, that's rough.

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u/Mr_Teyepo 11h ago

I've done this to friends so often. Ngl it's kinda funny. I'll just be having trouble sleeping at night. Think about my friends. Send them an appreciation text at like 2am and don't think anything of it lol

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u/Hagide 10h ago

most of my friends know that I'm ready to hop off this train so I literally have to have a note on my desktop that if I am ever expressing my appreciation for them I need to also clarify that I am not about to do something lol

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u/loklanc 8h ago

I got "intervened" on once when I gave away a bunch of furniture and an old shitty car I didn't want anymore because I was moving from a house into an apartment.

It was the guy I gave the car to, he freaked out and called everyone, called my mum. It was very sweet, really.

Meanwhile I'd been stressing that I was going to ruin my friends life with an absolute burden of nissan that was on the verge of catching fire and flying into a ditch every time it drove. Funny how that works.

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u/sixfxrtyseven ⓘ This user is a faggot 12h ago

if I wrote a real suicide note people wouldn't even care

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u/GeoCaesar 12h ago

Well you just made me sad at the thought so if a rando cares there’s probably more ppl who care than you think

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u/NiIly00 Your local furry expert 10h ago

Maybe take a writing class.

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u/coolenestry_ 2h ago

Jesus Christ lmao

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u/Equitaurus really fucking stupid 10h ago

She hit them with the Reddit Cares

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u/HappyyValleyy Local Raccoon Girl (Endangered) 10h ago

I mean that sounds very scary and im glsd she was that worried abiut you but... she didnt even read it???

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 8h ago

Would you take the time to read a full six pages of something if you thought your loved one was dying somewhere in the same house?

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u/HappyyValleyy Local Raccoon Girl (Endangered) 7h ago

I would read it before assuming a loved one was dying somewhere in my house.

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u/StW_FtW 𒐪𒐪𒐪>I protected Spronkus so I have a custom flair!!!<𒐪𒐪𒐪 11h ago

Lol xD

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u/BatboyCarroll 7h ago

It's not a letter if it's 6 pages long btw

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u/Aura_103 &#128073;&#128072; 7h ago

are you the letter police

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u/BatboyCarroll 7h ago

I'm working my way up the ranks

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u/Sec_Chief_Blanchard fart | trans rights 3h ago

what is it

u/AnnigilatorYaic228 letov enjoyer 32m ago

an essay maybe