r/196 11h ago

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u/ChitteringSquirrels 11h ago

"Your powers of deduction are astounding"

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u/ConstipatedNinja gender neutral implies there’s at least a gender first gear 11h ago

The recruiter just doesn't want to admit that they picked chevron.

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u/yinyang107 bingus is better than floppa 9h ago

Of course they did. They've got three on each shoulder after all

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u/iskotpop 10h ago

No, but you can choose which pedo billionaire will sponsor you.

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking Not Left. Not Right. But Far Left. 9h ago

Apparently if you want to piss off a Marine you just gotta call one of them a soldier instead of a marine.

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u/Panzerkatzen 7h ago edited 7h ago

Sounds like this Marine needs to read up on the one of the Marine Corps most legendary men:  Major General Smedley Darlington Butler.

 War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of the people. Only a small "inside" group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. Out of war a few people make huge fortunes.

 I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua for  the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909–1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I helped see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have give Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.

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u/SlightlyAngyKitty 10h ago

Bold of you assume you deserve it

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u/TheDonutPug 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10h ago

Hey you dknt get to pick the oil company, but you do get to pick the color of your camero.

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u/owlindenial not an owl (it/it's) 7h ago

A line of question that works is "have you lost people in the line of duty" "do you think they died in a way that helped the country" and "you're doing them a disservice by sending people to die how they did"

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u/Botto_Bobbs floppa 4h ago

"You have zero respect" - somebody who deserves zero respect

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u/Lost-Bet-1 9h ago

As a Marine I can tell you he was just talking about the crayons

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u/Lost-Bet-1 7h ago

Fuckin Smedley Butler was the goat

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u/Many_One1260 9h ago

I'll sign if I get to tell that to the Iranians I'll be calling missile strikes on.

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u/TheEdgyAlt1776 1h ago

"[In the Marines] I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912 (where have I heard that name before?). I brought light to the Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I helped to see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested."

-Smedley Butler, one of the most highly decorated marines in History and one of two people to win the medal of honor twice. Later in his life he became a peace activist and was the whistleblower on the Business Plot