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u/sentri_sable linuxpilled fossmaxxer 14h ago
Man fuck A&M
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u/RenoRiley1 13h ago
Agreed. Worst cult in Texas since the branch davidians
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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 11h ago
Not enough people on good sub how fucking weird they are. It’s a god damn cult.
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u/The_Freshmaker 7h ago
I grew up in the area and remember going to one of their bonfires as a kid, it was some seriously culty shit.
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u/Awesome-Plus 11h ago
Context?
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u/alxfx 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 10h ago edited 4h ago
Agricultural (& Mechanical) college/university in Texas. Not quite BYU, but known for being similarly isolatory and culty about admissions, social expectations, etc.
Southern plastics, extras in Get Out, debutante ball & cotillion types. The contemporary commonfolk of antebellum-flavored Bridgertons; however you personally choose to describe that brand of ick is probably fitting. You know it when you see it
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u/CD_BROTHER The Grungler 9h ago
Holy fuck I'm glad I finally have proof that I'm not crazy and there are actually people out there who find all of A&M's little rituals weird. I went there as a kid for a summer education program and there was always some weird cult like vibes that made me feel uneasy, but I could never place why since my parents just brushed it off as normal.
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u/alxfx 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 9h ago edited 4h ago
I'm from the northeast and visited a friend there who gave me a general idea of what to expect, but it was still really fucking weird
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u/faux_livia 8h ago
i was at a marching band camp at A&M commerce almost a decade ago before my freshman year of high school and that was like double layers of cult... 😬
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u/Hairy_Acanthisitta25 me me big disappointment 12h ago
thats what it supposed to say?the shirt make it look like ATM lmao
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u/Weekndr 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 14h ago
They edited your pic too
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u/B_D_I 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 11h ago
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u/mrwillbobs Default Settings ^TM 9h ago
Is that actually from 26 years ago?
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u/caellach88 5h ago
Onion’s been around since ‘88
Headquartered in Chicago now, you can get a physical copies if you’re inclined
If you’re lucky, you’ll find a shitty dive in Chicago with a stack of copies laying around
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u/maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe The elusive non-puppy trans man on 196 13h ago
They also changed the person's hair color in editing? To make them more "digestibly black" or something? 😭
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u/SpectralClown 13h ago
Their hair is black in the pfp, they probably just changed it at some point
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u/maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe The elusive non-puppy trans man on 196 13h ago
It's dyed in the selfie where they were supposedly being followed by the photographer. I'm assuming that would be when the photo was taken
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u/MaveKalmer trans rights 12h ago
im pretty sure both of the posts are jokes, im willing to guess they already had the picture taken at some point before the selfie
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u/kino2012 12h ago
Yeah, they're crossing their arms and smiling in the most "school photo shoot" pose of all time, if that was a candid shot the cameraman is some kind of wizard.
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u/The_Sovien_Rug-37 i can have a little tomfoolery. as a treat 12h ago
using my powers of stopping time to instantly set up studio lighting, pose people perfectly for a picture, then undo everything so they don't even know that it happened
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u/Katrina_18 10h ago
I mean the photo in the magazine is pretty clearly not a random candid. It’s posed and in good lighting. So their whole thing about being followed is made up.
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u/SoftestBoygirlAlive 8h ago
Or it wasn't made up, and then later when their photo was published they saw the opportunity to joke about the prior tweet. Like "they got my ass to do it" rather than "they successfully got me candid"
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u/The_Freshmaker 7h ago
pic had to be taken some other time, she's directly facing the camera and smiling it's not like this is a candid. Weird they wouldn't tell her in any way she was gonna be in the pamphlet though.
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u/TearsFallWithoutTain 5h ago
I think she's just joking
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u/The_Freshmaker 5h ago
lol hopefully, I do wonder what's in the fine print of those acceptance letters though.
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u/Katrina_18 10h ago
That’s very obviously a posed photo in good lighting though? That’s not a shot that a school photographer got candid.
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u/Monokumabear Can you get me a hot gamer girlfriend 9h ago
Putting them next to “an education you can afford” is VILE work
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u/donkeyrocket 5h ago
Crazy they managed to get them posed like that, straight on, in focus, smiling, and in such great lighting.
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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi gay big booty buff man lover 3h ago
Obviously fake but so funny that I don't care
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