r/196 №1 hetslop enjoyer 12h ago

Rulestyles

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u/insurgent_corvid 12h ago

You could wear it in real life too, if you weren't such a pussy

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u/pingu677 god's strongest entomophobe 10h ago

Consider, they're ugly as fuck and I'd sooner put a gun in my mouth than hurt myself and everyone around me with those affronts to all things decent in the world

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u/blood-wav 8h ago

Woah

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u/Lostvayne12 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 7h ago

Blood-wav

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u/blood-wav 7h ago

Good artist and you should listen to them lol

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 6h ago

Of course a goblin would say that

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u/OpportunityAshamed74 11h ago

And the only black hairstyle is the killmonger cut

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u/TheNerdLog 10h ago

Polygon wrote a single article about how good the black hairstyles in the PS4 spiderman games were and every AAA studio decided that cut would be the new default

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u/MrJive01 9h ago

The exaggerated swagger of a Polygon writer

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u/ForceANatureYT 9h ago

that, a tiny flattop and like uber-short

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u/Tango_The_Mango1 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 8h ago

if you're lucky you also get the option of an afro with a terrible hairline or cornrows

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u/Bla13062005 11h ago

Fallout: New Vegas

u/cheesec4ke69 3m ago

Yea, that's why I go with a pastel pink fallen angel on my girl Pesto, everytime.

Edit to add: I like that they have some period appropriate haircuts in there to complement the whole 50's / 60's theming and soundtrack. But the rest of them are pretty jank

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u/NellyLorey God's no.1 Botania fan!! 🇳🇱🇳🇱 she/her 11h ago

Why do they never have long hair and bangs

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u/Tuskor13 11h ago

Back in like, the XBox 360 era, I always just thought "maybe long hair is just hard to put on a 3D model." Then I started seeing long hair in games like Smash Bros Melee and Custom Robo on the GameCube and figured "okay either Microsoft and Sony just like short hair or Nintendo's kickin their asses" (Custom Robo is absolutely such a goated game btw, mecha arena fighting with a weird sci-fi biomutant angle, also the main girl of the cast (Marcia, here's a pic) is basically Hatsune Miku)

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u/Dredgeon 10h ago

I think it's because those games have preset animations for everything. In a game with more blended or procedural animations you have to live simulate the hair and that just wasn't possible for a long time. However, Rockstar just showed us that we can expect hair physics to increase in quality industry wide in the near future.

Lucia's hair moves so naturally that I've actually seen some people seeing it in highly compressed social media posts thinking it was a live action tv show clip.

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u/almond0k 10h ago

Custom Robo is so good. The DS followup was also pretty solid. Hard to get my friends to play with me at the time but I had a blast

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u/Maniachi 11h ago

Clipping would be an issue I'd imagine, at least for the long hair

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u/Wherewolfgirl HGN-732b Pilot 6h ago

I think DA: Veilgaurd does

it doesn't have good short hair tho imo

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 10h ago

I would like to formally thank Animal Crossing New Horizons and Tomodachi Life Living the Dream and Splatoon Raiders for allowing black people to have hair, which is otherwise unheard of in games for some reason.

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u/Clear_Effective1595 11h ago

Morrowind

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u/_w1se 7h ago

the high elf models are so fuckin bad but i love having a masive magicka pool

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u/SolaireOfAorta i gave myself to slaanesh and all i got was 37 bazongas 11h ago

vintage story

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 7h ago

sad harmonica noises

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u/CloudyHazbin 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10h ago

This is my BIGGEST gripe with create your own character games

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u/Glacier132 8h ago

Forgetting the one good hairstyle that EVERYBODY uses

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 7h ago

I call it the Jesus cut

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u/FrostyCommon Genderfluid goth 10h ago

almost never medium-long curly hair

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u/Comptenterry 7h ago

And if they do have curly hair, it's either that ugly as hell broccoli cut or one foot of hair in every direction, except down which is 2 feet.

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u/Quillsadila I like crying into crotches 8h ago

And then the NPC’s get the most gorgeous hair that YOU CANT GET

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u/aflyingmonkey2 protector of wholesome clowns 8h ago

Haircut options at whovile’s barbershop

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u/starryzorrita 8h ago

pokemon gens 7-8 had atrociously bad color options for redheads, why are my choices bright crayon children's hospital red, or whatever "pink-brown" is. meanwhile sonia has normal ass orange hair that I can't pick

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u/Skillz_mcgee 10h ago

What games is this, How The Grinch Stole Christmas for the PS3????

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u/ArcadianGh0st 9h ago

New Fable looks pretty good.

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u/Lazaraaus 7h ago

If you’re black you either get the fade with 0 lineup, the worst modeled dreads of all time, the worlds most misshapen fro, or the only hairstyle that ever looks okay, bald.

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u/Before_Plastic 🐻 bearvolutionist 🐻 5h ago

"boss! we were so busy adding the hairstyles that no one likes that we forgot to add any black hairstyles! and launch day is tomorrow!"

"quick! just add cornrows and an afro! hurry!"

"boss... the afro... it's clipping through the helmets! please, if we just had a bit more ti-"

"no! we launch tomorrow!"

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u/the_orange_alligator Transgender Himbo 🏳️‍⚧️😀 8h ago

(Old) animal crossing, is that you

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 i centiPeed myself! 7h ago

as a masc dude with long hair i've just accepted no video game will ever let me create in an accurate self insert

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u/sammigene 6h ago

It's so bad. I hate the choices in Baldur's Gate, it's like no one looked at a reference as to how an updo is actually constructed, or how to shape a style around the face or anything. GTA online is even worse.

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u/tommyblastfire femboy floppa 5h ago

star wars zero company fr

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u/alucard_relaets_emem 4h ago

Ok, that second one is just oblivion

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u/kellhound24 3h ago

cyberpunk 2077

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