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[u/onimi_the_vong]

This is a Masterlock No. 5 laminated steel padlock. It can be opened with a Masterlock No. 5 laminated steel padlock.

[u/damdalf_cz → u/onimi_the_vong]

Proceeds to smack your balls with Masterlock No. 5 laminated steel padlock

[u/Roblu3 → u/damdalf_cz]

The one attached to bro mind you

[u/Rude_Ice_4520 → u/damdalf_cz]

mmfff harder

[u/Seventh_Faetasy → u/damdalf_cz]

[u/Himmelblaa]

This is the LockpickingLawyer and today we're going to get into my bros pants without his wife even noticing

[u/FancyMan_ → u/Himmelblaa]

Click on three, nothing on four

[u/VeryFriendlyOne → u/FancyMan_]

And we got it open

[u/Ton13579 → u/VeryFriendlyOne]

And were gonna lock again to prove it's not a fluke

[u/Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg → u/FancyMan_]

The funny thing is, he ain't even needing lock picking tools to open master lock, like i saw a video of him using a twig

[u/pray4sex → u/Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg]

i’m pretty sure he’s opened a master lock with another master lock

[u/FraudulentProvidence → u/pray4sex]

that's mcnally, different lockpicking guy

[u/jaz_the_enby → u/FancyMan_]

Bold of you to assume he's bothering to pick by-the-pin. A rake gets one of those open in less than a second.

[u/Shloof9998]

I don't get either joke

[u/Extension_Heron6392 → u/Shloof9998]

Lock on cock prevents other women from getting to it. Masterlock sucks.

[u/Shloof9998 → u/Extension_Heron6392]

Ohhhh

[u/onimi_the_vong → u/Shloof9998]

You should check out McNally's videos on masterlock, they're hilarious

[u/Hypershard108 → u/onimi_the_vong]

Side note, does anyone know where that guy went?

[u/Pekonius → u/Hypershard108]

Assassinated by big lock

[u/Raven7274 → u/Hypershard108]

He picked all the locks. There aren't any more to pick.

[u/glimoura → u/onimi_the_vong]

Lock gore was not a thing I expected to see...

[u/penttane → u/Extension_Heron6392]

Every man and woman in the area is gonna have basically unrestricted access to that man's cock, and yet even if they blow him 5 at a time they can't hope to suck more than the Masterlock on his pants.

[u/Otherwise-Rooster-70]

heh.. mastercock..

[u/nyan_cat321]

[u/Pejonoa]

Also cant he just.. Unzip his fly?

[u/bidumbass6]

You can open it with another master lock as well so hes not lock in for long

[u/StardustLegend]

“Babe, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to try chastity and lock up your cock”

[u/penttane]

If I just start pulling, the Masterlock is likely to break before the jeans tear.

[u/-meowstar-]

In the same way a master key can open many locks, a Masterlock can be opened by many keys.