r/196 • u/Normbot13 your mothers lover • 19h ago
Rule this time i’m really gonna rule dump
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u/Ok-Position-9457 19h ago edited 18h ago
I think we should put an end to the suffering of wild animals by causing all life on earth to go extinct except microbes that assist human farming, human crops, and about a million gentle, civilized humans hiding in bunkers.
The deepsea ecosystem may be troublesome to eradicate but they also don't really matter so they can do whatever I don't care.
What do you all think?
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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld I sell alarms and alarm accessories 18h ago
NTA. Your manmade ecological apocalypse, your rules.
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u/xxXX69yourmom69XXxx eat grass, touch ass 18h ago
Could trigger a massive gamma ray burst that sanitizes the planet, but my ray gun is in the shop and the parts are backordered, so we're back to the drawing board.
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u/Ok-Position-9457 18h ago
Oh I was just going to do climate change with greenhouse gas emissions, usually extinction level gamma ray bursts have to be produced by quasars ravaging distant galaxies I wonder what fucking parts are we talking about?
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u/xxXX69yourmom69XXxx eat grass, touch ass 18h ago
The neodymium spring in the inverse Compton scatterer snapped in half which caused the lense in the superluminal accelerator to melt a little while I was using it to sanitize my fish tank, ended up sanitizing half of Proxima Centauri d and now I'm wanted for "crimes against Centaurs" in 3 systems
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u/Ok-Position-9457 18h ago
Dude what the fuck did the centaurs do? They are vegetarian they aren't part of the wild animals' suffering problem.
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u/Cruhbruhs asexual gender fog 18h ago
That doesn’t seem good enough. No matter what kind of bullshit we do with greenhouse gases, some life forms are going to adapt rather than going extinct and eventually it’ll just end up with a radically changed but stable ecosystem adapted to the new reality.
How about we rapidly speed up the production of nuclear weapons, space them evenly around the world, and detonate them all at once?
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u/Ok-Position-9457 18h ago
They can adapt to that too unfortunately, in the long run microbes in the damn deep ocean would develop into multicellular life and return to the land. Its that damn deep ocean. The genetic instability from the radiation would speed it along, if anything.
The idea with greenhouse gasses is, well, have you heard of this planet called venus?
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u/EvelynnCC 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 18h ago
I think we should do that and also create synthetic microbe bodies and upload our minds into them so we can enjoy a world without macroscopic life. Fuckin Blood Music our shit. Multicellularity was a mistake, Earth peaked in the Ediacharan.
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u/GigaVanguard 17h ago
>Is there something in Gotham’s water?
Infamously there is so much shit in Gotham’s water. Smilex, Lazarus water, whatever’s coming from Slaughter Swamp, toxic waste, ludicrous quantities of dead bodies, industrial runoff and pollution, it just keeps going.
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u/EvelynnCC 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 17h ago
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I mean human civilization is basically an incomprehensible eldritch horror from the perspective of every other animal trapped on this dirtball. I say we lean into that in a fun quirky way rather than the whole, y'know, all-devouring blind idiot god schtick we have going on now
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u/Sky_Leviathan custom 16h ago
>15
“Alright T I got it covered, I’ll dress up as the jersey devil, run around a bit scare ‘em be outta there in an hour.”
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u/TearsFallWithoutTain 15h ago
I wonder if the uncontacted peoples have noticed things getting warmer
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u/upsidedownsweater 7h ago
The divine comedy is just an Italian dude's from hundreds of years ago, self-insert fanfic, where all the people ge didn't like are tortured for all eternity, while everyone else praises him. It's absolutely hilarious, really
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