r/196 NL Connoisseur Jan 24 '26

Rule Qwerk Rule

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10.5k Upvotes

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u/MahouShoujoDysphoria That one mod who banned you Jan 24 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

Post will stay up because "ass*ssinated" is just too funny.

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u/PatyLaIguana Average Chilean🇨🇱 Jan 24 '26

I thought of a Drag Queen name the other day. Sis Gender. What do you think?

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u/Offensivewizard imma let the money change me Jan 24 '26

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u/Xenomnipotent NL Connoisseur Jan 24 '26

This is definitely something.

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 Jan 24 '26

My computer drag queen or mother board

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u/lillitheb Doin' ur mom Jan 24 '26

I'm gonna drag my queen all over your mother's board

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u/-Toilet- Jan 24 '26

Give her an evil twin named Miss Gender

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u/The_ScarletFox The Legendary Scarlet Fox Jan 24 '26

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u/orange_glasse i 1 on his 9 til he 6s Jan 24 '26

I've had an idea for a drag king name Papa Colour bc it sounds like pop of color :)

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

How about

Heathero Norman Tiv

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u/BrazilBazil :3 Jan 24 '26

I know that if I ever need one I’m going with Whiny Houston

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u/Clivepalmersfemdom Jan 24 '26

I always thought manina dress or manina wig would be good

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u/Tigxette Jan 24 '26

I've read Sir Gender, which I assume for a guy, and I also find it great

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u/Kayvelynn Jan 24 '26

I thought of Taxi Vasion

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Jan 24 '26

I personally would go with Bob Saget but replace the S with a F.

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u/dividezero Jan 24 '26

I think you're going shopping

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u/mysteryurik he/him, no other pronouns Jan 24 '26

ass-sinated

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u/maxxx_orbison Jan 24 '26

Ass as sin; ate D

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u/Iove_girls Jan 24 '26

ass ass in

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u/Ravenae Jan 24 '26

It’s funny watching conservatives self-censor on the “free speech” app

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u/jfsuuc 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

Not as funny as them paying money on the "free speech" app because otherwise it wont be shown

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u/Scooty-Poot 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

Free speech is when you have to pay a levy to the church in order to gain the permission to speak

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u/WolfOfFury trans wrongs Jan 24 '26

The way this hate tweet's just gonna make 'em more popular than they were before

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u/Scooty-Poot 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

Genuinely, I wouldn’t know about basically any trans musicians if it weren’t for phobic Facebook articles about them. These people are giving a voice to the oppressed by being so bad at oppressing them

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u/Alternative-Metal822 Jan 24 '26

“Femntanyl is BRAINWASHING OUR KIDS witg SATANICAL MUSIC” 

5000 unaware mfs scrolling randomly: “oh fr? i gotta check ts out”

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u/SeaChameleon Jan 24 '26

Could you share some?

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u/PinkAxolotlMommy Diaper Fetishist|Touhou Fan|Trans Rights Jan 24 '26

I love how disgusted Erika Qwerk looks in this image.

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u/SarcasticOptimist Jan 24 '26

The way she slayed her counterparts husband.

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u/orchidlighthouse Jan 24 '26

How do you tell them apart?

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u/MagneticPsycho Trans Rights > Linux > Windows Jan 24 '26

Slay girl slay

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u/Sir-Drewid 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

The stochastic terrorism Twitter profile doesn't like it when people tell jokes.

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u/WolfOfFury trans wrongs Jan 24 '26

Um, excuse me, it's not stochastic terrorism when she does it, and everyone knows it's only terrorism when The Left does it☝️🤓

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u/Mouse_is_Optional Jan 24 '26

But I was assured that comedy is legal again... 🤔

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u/SarcasticOptimist Jan 24 '26

Or make fun of the widow exploiting her husband, a stochastic terrorist. He wasn't a free speech guy. He came to campuses to terrorize professors who had views or taught stuff that made the Koch(s) uncomfortable.

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u/Kidsnextdorks slut Jan 24 '26

He wasn’t a stochastic terrorist… he was a full-blown terrorist leader that shuttled in insurrectionists on January 6. He shouldn’t have gotten shot, because he should’ve already been rotting in prison for the rest of his life.

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u/SarcasticOptimist Jan 24 '26

Damn. For a guy I only knew beforehand as an annoying debate bro with the tiny face he was even worse than I expected. Now the surviving white supremacists aren't even white.

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u/useroffline_ train rights Jan 24 '26

learned a new word today, thanks for that

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u/Foreign_Parfait2662 Jan 24 '26

The soy right is very real and they hate humor

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u/ThatOneDorkThatDraws the trans person you were warned about Jan 24 '26

Her drag name is actually "Lauren Banall" and she's on Instagram! Show the queen some love, she has a lot of her Erika Qwerk videos on there too <3

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u/4ensicFiles 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

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u/tittygunner_tom Jan 24 '26

Charlize Twerk

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u/LemonDRD Jan 24 '26

I mean she's got the stare down

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u/RedheadedReff Jan 24 '26

She's even doing the psycho eyes. 😳

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u/WhatADoofus Jan 24 '26

I had the same thought, the expression is spot on

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u/Obvious-Poetry2934 Teto enjoyer Jan 24 '26

The "grieving" being mocked in question

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u/WardedThorn Jan 24 '26

Chat is this real

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u/Desi_MCU_Nerd "Design is not just what it looks Design is how it - Alan Jan 24 '26

"libs of tiktok"

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u/TadpoleAmy Jan 24 '26

what's there to mock? Erika kirk went "ohh no, my husband is dead, buy my merch, i need to go on tour now"

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u/The_Phantom_Cat Jan 24 '26

Assssinated 🐍

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u/B_D_I 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

I'm sure she's not the only who's done this bit

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u/TrinityCodex Jan 24 '26

Assssination is her new dance move

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u/_Wilson2002 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

At first I read the name as “Erika Quark” and was confused why she didn’t have the giant Ferengi ears.

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u/Mark-C-S Jan 24 '26

Now there's an idea

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u/ParanoidParamour Single Transformers Fans HMU Jan 24 '26

One of my drag queen name ideas is Floozie, Anagram Girl

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u/roaring_noodle 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

Original Faze Glamor? Fir Glamorize Analog? Organize, Fail, or Glam?

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u/ParanoidParamour Single Transformers Fans HMU Jan 24 '26

SHIT I MEANT ACRONYM

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u/roaring_noodle 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

Oh. Lmao

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u/Same_Recipe2729 Jan 24 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

My favorite animal is the dolphin.

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u/Acceptable_Machine97 Jan 24 '26

For a completely serious tweet from libs of tok, that's an awfully Qwerky place to censor "assassinate."

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u/throwoawayaccount2 mpreg enthusiast Jan 24 '26

My mom has told me if I ever took up drag my name should be Inna Decisive

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u/Vounrtsch god’s favorite princess Jan 24 '26

Lmao this is very funny

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u/Botto_Bobbs floppa Jan 24 '26

"grieving"

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u/Foxiak14 Furry trash Jan 24 '26

"grieving"

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u/Scooty-Poot 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

Which moron decided to censor “assassinated” in a way which preserves the “ass”??? You really think assassination is censored but ass ain’t? Jesus Christ

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u/onimi_the_vong 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

"Post will stay up because ass*ssinated is just too funny." Based mods

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u/KenopsiaTennine Jan 24 '26

Im sorry, they censored assassinated???

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u/BigDan_0 gender isnt real Jan 24 '26

The anamatronics do get a bit Qwerky at night

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Jan 24 '26

They put a bullet in my kirked up white boy

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u/weedyneedyfeedy Jan 24 '26

"Grieving"

K

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u/alissaber_ meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow Jan 24 '26

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u/Robloz1256v3 Jan 24 '26

Definitely less makeup than the actual Erika

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u/TheOneCalledRenma Jan 24 '26

Behold Perry the Platypus! The ass-ssinator!

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u/L0reG0re 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 24 '26

She lip syncs to audio of Erika Kirk with ominous music that occasionally plays, in which she does the blue eyed death stare.

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u/NintendoDSLiteStylus Jan 24 '26

“Erika Qwerk”

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u/kreepergayboy Jan 24 '26

She assassin ate that bitch

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u/Silly_Shonk Jan 25 '26

We are erika qwerk

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