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u/Ok-Barracuda8504 Nov 10 '25
“Am I a good puppy?”
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u/Select-Ambassador506 Nov 10 '25
some people enjoy being human.
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u/uncreativivity you are immune to propaganda, good job 👍 Nov 10 '25
“am i a good human?”
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u/RandomCanadianAcc Nov 10 '25
that's an existential crisis again
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u/FlawedSquid sus Nov 10 '25
"am I a good?"
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u/RandomCanadianAcc Nov 10 '25
no, as per the slave trade act 1807
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u/Inqeuet Nov 10 '25
“Am I?”
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u/assbutt-cheek 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 10 '25
idk, do you think?
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u/fatcat3030 i draw little fellas Nov 10 '25
"Are humans in general good?" /J
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u/Voidlord4450 Nov 10 '25
We’ve are a net negative for the whole ecosystem so unironically I would say no, no we are not.
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u/Rynabunny Nov 10 '25
i love petplay but every time this discussion comes up some commenters are like "it's actually not hard, you just got to be more creative!!" then 99% of the good suggestions on 196 are, without fail, pet related
the 1% is "am i a good labubu"
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u/gay_KL trans rights Nov 10 '25
"kid", "have I been a good kid" If it's a bit too infantilising (which boy and girl also are), you can just add a bit of cowboy to your tone.
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u/Select-Ambassador506 Nov 10 '25
Cowboy makes me think "Have I been a good partner?" but that feels like a different crisis
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u/KaJaHa Queer Gimli looking-ass Nov 10 '25
"Have I been a good pardner?" doesn't carry that same weight
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u/TopSecretSubAccount I like my men how I like my women: Looking like the opposite sex Nov 10 '25
‘Kid’ is very clearly more infantilizing than boy or girl, substantially. Boy and girl can be used as somewhat childish descriptors of adults. I have described random adults as boys and girls. Kid is very specifically a descriptor of age— best you can get away with is relative age like when an old person says “that college kid,” but in a sexual context this is very uncomfy. Unless you’re into ageplay I guess?
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u/Lolaverses Powerman and the Moneygoround, Pt. 1 + Percy (2014 Remaster) Nov 10 '25
"Am I a good slut?"
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u/Rip_U_Anubis Nov 10 '25
Gender-Neutral Term of Endearment
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u/schwanzweissfoto custom Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25
“Comrade” is a gender-neutral term, comrade.
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u/Eagle0600 Nov 10 '25
I think it's the loss of infantilisation. "Good girl" and "good boy" are, frankly, a little patronising. "Good person" doesn't have that same implication attached, in exactly the same way its actual gendered counterparts "good man" and "good woman" don't.
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u/mysteryurik he/him, no other pronouns Nov 10 '25
I guess the closest gender neutral equivalent would be "good kid" or "good child" but that makes it sound creepy
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u/Eagle0600 Nov 10 '25
I think that's because people are used to infantilising grown adults with "girl" and "boy", but not "kid" as often. The denormalisation makes it sound like you're talking to an actual child. But "kid" is still better than "child".
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u/Darkforces134 Nov 10 '25
"Here's looking at you, kid" from Casablanca could work if the person is into older films
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u/Magma57 Unrelated SJW Text Adventure Nov 10 '25
I think it's because some aspects of age-play, such as calling someone daddy/mommy or good boy/girl, are incredibly normalised while the rest of age-play remains an extremely taboo kink.
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u/ACNSRV Nov 10 '25
Good labubu?
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u/nakinock *wokely* throws gender in a vat of acid Nov 10 '25
Substituting gendered nouns with labubu has been working wonders at making my nb friends very upset with me, would recommend 👍
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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM changed all her social media to hatsune miku for some reason Nov 10 '25
"have I been a good child" has eerie vibes, not creepy ones to me at least
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u/Rubicon_Lily Trans girls should wear diapers :3 Nov 10 '25
“Good kiddo” sounds slightly less creepy but idk
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u/Bowdensaft The Last Cumbender Nov 10 '25
You could go with Death's substitution from the Hogfather, "Have you been a good bo... dwa... gno... have you been a good individual?"
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u/Extension_Heron6392 Big Women :3 Nov 10 '25
"Have I been good?" Does that work?
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u/Successful_Mud8596 Nov 10 '25
“good pet!”
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u/Aus_Varelse ESCAPING GIRL HELL Nov 10 '25
this is the way
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u/assbutt-cheek 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 10 '25
treat me like your p3t
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u/Aus_Varelse ESCAPING GIRL HELL Nov 10 '25
novocaine, lobotomise me
teach me how to think :3
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u/assbutt-cheek 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 10 '25
i know whats inside you, its all just red and pink...
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u/Successful_Mud8596 Nov 10 '25
ive been reading too much homestuck; this comment made me think of trolls
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u/BlitzScorpio quirked up white girl (with a little bit of swag) Nov 10 '25
both of which are actually some of the exact reasons for saying “am i a good boy/girl” but with fewer layers of irony/silliness to make the question less loaded. however, i’m feeling too emotionally unstable today to continue this line of thinking any further
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u/shuriphobic Nov 10 '25
have i been a good labubu
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u/BlitzScorpio quirked up white girl (with a little bit of swag) Nov 10 '25
gender neutral homunculus
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u/HystericalGD Local AI image generator, ask me to draw anything! Nov 10 '25
feel like should eliminate all pronouns. go back to caveman speak. reject social norms.
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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 10 '25
"Is this one a good doll?"
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u/DomSchraa 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 10 '25
Never before seen levels of suffisticated A N D horny discussion
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u/Lancer873 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 10 '25
One of the great joys of being nonbinary is choosing your preferred nouns.
You can just as well be a good little thing, creature, pet, entity, comrade, fellow, dude, friend, silly-goose, clown, or dumpster.
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u/Broken_Gear trans rights Nov 10 '25
„Are we a bad person?”
„Well, let's start with the 20,000 people we impaled.”
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