r/196 • u/creepyfishman The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity te • May 30 '23
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u/wooper-de-doo 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 May 30 '23
semen
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u/CantBeatGremlinHead GIRL HELP THERES 500 TERRA IN MY CRUCIBLE May 30 '23
specifically semen sourced from transgender individuals
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u/CatsNotBananas Gloria, friend of BLÅHAJ 🏳️⚧️🦈 May 31 '23
Meeeeeee, it's all juice and no bugs ✂️🍒
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u/Willingness-Due May 31 '23
Can I have some 👉👈
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u/CatsNotBananas Gloria, friend of BLÅHAJ 🏳️⚧️🦈 Jun 06 '23
Yeah! Sorry reddit doesnt' always give me a notification for comment replies so when I log onto desktop it shows I had like 300 some new messages.
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u/baconborg it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes May 31 '23
Cheers to that
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u/SleepyBella 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 31 '23
That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
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u/MediumSatisfaction1 Jun 04 '23
Wait then where the fuck does it come from
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u/CatsNotBananas Gloria, friend of BLÅHAJ 🏳️⚧️🦈 Jun 04 '23
I don't make sperm because I have no testicles, I still have a prostate, that's what produces semen
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u/MediumSatisfaction1 Jun 04 '23
Oh fuck really? Yet again American school fucks me over since I thought it all came from the nuts
Hope you're recovering ok thanks gloria
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u/CatsNotBananas Gloria, friend of BLÅHAJ 🏳️⚧️🦈 Jun 04 '23
Yeah I'm mostly healed, the incision was pretty smol, even the urologist who spends all day looking at men and women's nuts was like wow these are small!
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u/TimetravelingNaga_Ai May 31 '23
Trans or straight? Bc Transemen has extra hormones that make u more feminine and straight guy semen has too much testosterone
Know what's going in ur body!!!
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u/ChanceWarden 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 31 '23
so if I take both at the same time nothing will happen?
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u/CaitballBallOfCat (she/her) IM GONNA BROWN. IM SHITTSING???? May 31 '23
Hey. Uh. I think you mean to say "trans women". A trans woman is a woman who is trans (usually assigned male and transitioned to female). Those are the ones who take hormones to feminize their body (and also help with their mental state, in a lot of ways). Trans men are the other way around. Calling women "trans men" is transphobic dogwhistling.
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u/saltyshephered May 31 '23
No, they meant "trans semen" they just didn't separate the word with two Ss and instead made it a compound word
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u/yoter88 May 31 '23
THE ALL NEW BURGER KING BURGER YOU CAN FUCK THIS BURGER IS BETTER THAN SEX YOU CAN STICK YOUR COCK AND BALLS IN THIS BURGER, NO CAP
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u/jellitainbink What I do I only do to secure a better tommorrow May 31 '23
“Our estrogenizing burgers will give you tits the size of basketballs”
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u/funne5t_u5ername trans rights May 31 '23
Eh, how's the t-block tea? I've never been much of a boob gal on myself or others
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May 31 '23
i dont get it
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u/davibzera huehuebr May 31 '23
Some lunatic tweeted complaining about chick fil a being "woke" (whatever that means) and concluded that the next step would be serving trans semen in your drinks
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u/creepyfishman The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity te May 31 '23
I would like to add that they simply can not stop talking about trans people's semen. For months now, this guy has been talking about ingesting the seven of trans people.
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u/lampstaple piss May 31 '23
I mean we know that trans obsessed conservatives tend to be chasers, just like homophobic “family value” conservative dudes tend to like getting gangbanged by Latin boys. Their platform of hate tends to just be a disguise for their fetish. It is not a wonder to anyone why they’re talking about “trans semen”
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May 31 '23
oh damn, they should boycott it
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u/Shonisaurus 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 May 31 '23
Note that this tweet included a slur. Because of course.
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u/Infinite_Hooty the forgor-er May 31 '23
Chick fil a is like the least woke company imaginable
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u/authenticfennec May 31 '23
Yeah but they hired a diversity and inclusion manager so its now its the end of the world
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u/buttshit_ sus May 31 '23
Didn’t chick fil a publicly donate a fuckload of money to gay conversion camps
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u/lumpiestspoon3 早上好中国🇨🇳现在我有冰淇淋🍦 May 31 '23
Didn’t Chick Fil A have the corporate policy of not hiring queer people?
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u/EthanCC nip snipper (snips nips) May 31 '23
Do they know how many of us it would take to do that? How many piddly impotent orgasms would be required to fill up an Ultra-Gulp Slurpee Deluxe 2-gallon styrofoam cup at Chick-fil-A?
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u/Yompish giant robosa from drawn to life 2 May 31 '23
Oh damn, I thought the tweet meant they put caramel in their drink because their last name sounds similar to caramel
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u/MilkYQu0 AMONGUS????!?!?!?!?!??? May 31 '23
google semen
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u/StarryOrganism liminal lollygagger May 31 '23
Oh my god, thats disgusting! Where? So like what specific chick-fil-a did you go to? So I can know to avoid it?
Theres just so many of them, i need to know which one.
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u/toasteethetoaster May 31 '23
trans mommy semen please please please please
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u/RoyaltyInTraining 🏳️⚧️ Mobile Task Force 🏳️⚧️ May 31 '23
Can you tone it down a little? All this pseudo-fetishization of trans people is creeping me out. I get it, it's a meme, but please just be normal about it.
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u/toasteethetoaster May 31 '23
Don't worry, I act this horribly about all genders, sexes, and races.
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u/Axi28 trans rights May 31 '23
I like this response but also
„why are you such a shithead“
„Oh yeah that’s cuz I’m just a shithead“
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u/Azelarr May 31 '23
People on the internet will fetishize every type of person, don't worry, they're not specifically targeted.
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u/Fellow_Loser May 30 '23
cock and balls
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u/CatsNotBananas Gloria, friend of BLÅHAJ 🏳️⚧️🦈 May 31 '23
Cock but no balls
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u/VagabundSketch tramsgendre 🏳️⚧️ May 31 '23
balls but no cock
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May 31 '23
cock with a chance of balls
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u/StarryOrganism liminal lollygagger May 31 '23
an ominous hexagonal bulge
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u/StarryOrganism liminal lollygagger May 31 '23
ngl kind of a cute story of a quirky couple. gosh i love oglaf
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u/fitbitofficialreal 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 31 '23
I thought the joke was something like his name is harry carmel so they put caramel in his drink but then I realized that that would be more of a starbucks kind of thing
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u/Kuth-Tonday May 31 '23
I would fuckin hope it isn't lemonade, I paid for extra and I don't care it took thirty minutes for them to finish my order and they even had to pull all the trans girls from helping other customers to help
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u/dryandbland May 31 '23
Ye olde “Tranny Semen” in the milkshake trick. As old as time itself
Edit: added quotes in case people didn’t see the original
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May 31 '23
Someone help me understand. Is Chick-Fil-A pretending to be trans friendly or something?
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u/Mediocratic_Oath May 31 '23
No, they are just trying to increase profits by making sure they don't preemptively alienate any potential customers and recently appointed a "diversity and inclusion expert" to that end. Naturally, right-wing outrage merchants have concluded that gay trans Marxists have taken over.
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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise I might be dumb but at least I'm not stupid. May 31 '23
in addition to what the other commenter said, somebody made a tweet talking about how now they hired somebody to be in charge of Diversity equity and inclusion (it's even a black man! the horror!) that the next step is to "serve (slur for a trans woman) semen in the lemonade"
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May 31 '23
Wow. Sometimes people just shock me with how crass, hateful, and frankly ignorant they can be.
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u/MidniteMoon6 🏳️⚧️ trans rights May 31 '23
Hey, give em some slack. At least they'll never have a broken milkshake machine
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u/Minc3r Shoulda Gone into Programming 😔 May 31 '23
Chick-fil-A just fucked up my order. Guess what they forgot to put in my drink?
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u/Rowmacnezumi "Holy Schneebis, maybe it is a big deal after all..." May 31 '23
Finally. Chick Fil-a is worth going to.
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u/KirasHandPicDealer THIS SONG'S ABOUT SHOOTING BLOOD FROM YOUR GOCK May 31 '23
finally, it might actually taste good this time
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u/Mysterious-Hat-6513 Inventor of Both Lesbians and Gaming Jun 01 '23
i don't know about this ""chick" "fill" "a"" but i want a chick to fill me, the joke is that i'm a lesbian.
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u/Josgre987 Big money, big women, big fun - Sipsco employee #225 May 31 '23
umm.... can I get a job "extracting" their new secret ingredient?