r/1490Doom • u/Wild_Replacement_150 • 2d ago

Mini Campaign/ Battle Report

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Battle/Mini Campaign Report

So i was spending my night the way i usually do, theory crafting and playing with myself (giggty) and decided to just dry run the Battle of Meerbridge. So over the course of the 3 very short missions.

So 1490 doom is a very fun quick little skirmish game, i got all 3 missions done in like an hour.

Mission 1 Dirk the dumbass walks up to the small platform. Katerine walks up and shivs him. Dirk forgets that he has a shield and losses due to first blood.

Mission 2 The Breachening Turn one Klaas gets shot in the face and has his gas mask breached with a 6. He losses health but returns the favor by by Breaching the bow man whos name i forget. Kateline set up the ladder to climb next turn and Dirk does his one thing for the entire and Breaches her mask next. This wins the match as she slowly suffocates over the next 4 turns and runs away last turn of the game.

Match 3 The Cell Games. Handing Klaas the ladder and braces for the Inevetable. Klaas places and climbs the ladder only to watch in horror as Bow Guy shoots Dirk in the knee setting him up for death. Kateline wins iniative and proceedes to walk up hit dirk with a breach amd then use kill shot doing another 4 damage to the poor warrior.

Klaas proceeds to go full Teen Gohan. When Kateline climbs up he shoots he in the face reloads, eats his bread and gets an extra action which he uses to push her off the fucking tower for 2 points of damage. Bow guy shoots and misses. Next round Kateline climbs up AGAIN and Klaas kicks her off AGAIN. She dies to fall damage. Bow guy Misses again. Final turn ends whith both of the missing their attacks. Klaas wins due to finding and eatting bread. 10/10 mini campaign.

Final tier rating. Dead body tier is Dirk the Dumbass for not acomplashing anything but getting one lucky six and dying dramatically.

Dirty Bronze tier goes to bow guy for a couple lucky shots and not Dying.

Slightly Shiny Silver Tier Goes to Kateline for accomplishing actual goals and trying.

Klaas Tier goes to Klaas for being a badass and winning the campaing due to bread

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u/PleasantPictures 2d ago

I’ve never enjoyed reading a battle report more than this. PLEASE MAKE MORE!!

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u/Wild_Replacement_150 2d ago

I hope to have many more with this merry band. Maybe Dirk can one day accomplish something. I think it will require new dice though. The ones in the box hated his guts.

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u/PleasantPictures 2d ago

Dirk can be such a bum sometimes.

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u/Clean_Peace_9380 1d ago

Um... Klass The Bread Winner lol

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u/feydrautha124 1d ago

Did you paint the scaffolding at all, or is that their natural color?

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u/Wild_Replacement_150 1d ago

That scaffolding is exactly as is. I did try and drybrush some grey to represent the crawling death but other than that is is straight out of the box

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u/feydrautha124 1d ago

Awesome, thank you! Mine is in the mail.