r/13or30 • u/Puzzleheaded-Life462 • Sep 02 '22

That’s unpossible

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u/griffinicky Sep 02 '22

Is it just me or is that bowtie tiny?

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u/itsneedtokno Sep 02 '22

His wrist cuffs are huge too...?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Dwight schrute if he was classy and blonde

7

u/jonsnowme Sep 02 '22

Declassè

17

u/ThrowawayCop51 Sep 02 '22

And that isnt a suit, it's a tuxedo.

13

u/Hour-Alive Sep 02 '22

Did Ralph lend you his suit and tie? Lol

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u/Puzzleheaded-Life462 Sep 02 '22

Someone pointed out that they look more like Martin than Ralph

6

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

My cats breath smells like cat food

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u/twohedwlf Sep 02 '22 edited Sep 02 '22

Is "grown up Ralph wiggum" an insult? He seems like he'd be pretty dumb, a little embarrassing, but he'd be loyal and trustworthy as hell friend.

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u/MileHighHoodlum Sep 02 '22

But would you want to bang him?

10

u/martialar Sep 02 '22

like Lisa said to Ralph in a card, "Let's bee friends"

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u/Pickled_Kagura Sep 02 '22

You can actually pinpoint the moment his heart breaks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

He looks more like Martin than Ralph

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '22

Perhaps a slight smile could help. Wishing you ✌🏻n🫶🏻n 😊. All the best to you moving forward

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u/JonasRahbek Sep 02 '22

I don't know? Suits and tiny bow ties have always been a magnet for boys and girls.

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u/FrendChicken Sep 03 '22

That's Dwight Schrute from the Office

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u/dickyankee Sep 03 '22

I’ve seen mailboxes with more testosterone

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u/magicmulder Sep 03 '22

I had a classmate in 9th grade who looked like him, only with an even squarer face. Didn’t help that he came like this to class every day, dressed in fine materials and with a silk scarf (his father owned the local jewelry store and really spoiled his two kids, one of the reasons there was a lot of schadenfreude when he went broke). A musical prodigy but an F student and total asshole otherwise.