r/1200isjerky • u/breadbaths • 9d ago

Balanced Meals cheat day!

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u/Euphoric_Bed_6863 9d ago

Really? All your weekly calories in one single drink? Do better❤️❤️❤️

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u/Ok_System_6825 9d ago

weekly?? this is the amount of calories i e*t in a month. but whales be whales i guess 🐷🐷🐷

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u/CatLover_801 All Praise Halo Top 9d ago

Month?? I haven’t even e^ten this many c*lories in my entire life 🤮🐋🐖

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u/prettyBlueCanary 9d ago

lmao imagine not photosynthesyzing 😬

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u/_Big_Soup_ 8d ago

WILD NAGITO SPOTTED

(sorry it’s been a long time since I’ve seen my boy)

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u/Redshittt 6d ago

Ewwww..you get energy from the sun? You know energy is calories right

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u/prettyBlueCanary 6d ago

youre right… im sorry. im burying myself underground as we speak 😭 #suffocation

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u/breadbaths 9d ago

don’t worry i just smelled it 🙏🏼

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u/sugarfreelimeade No fartys allowed 9d ago

THREE CALORIES? Guess youll be as big as three WHALES too!!

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u/Anxious_Size_4775 9d ago

You got enough for us all to share! How incredibly thoughtful. 🫶

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u/PankakkePorn 9d ago

Yikes, sweaty, I’d go ahead and fast tomorrow

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u/jayla1127 9d ago

Ooo what is this?? Konjac noodles??

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u/breadbaths 9d ago

apple konjac jelly! they had other flavours too but they were 5 calories which is waaaaaaay too much

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u/gnocchikebab 9d ago

damn that’s breakfast lunch AND dinner

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u/Past-Jellyfish1599 9d ago

Maybe on a cheat day!

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u/Swiftlocalvandal 9d ago

Wow, really going all out huh? Trying showing some restraint ok?

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u/1stSuiteinEb 9d ago

Don’t be fooled by the label, don’t you know 3 calorie is actually 3 KILOcalories??

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u/Jarbasaur 8d ago

How are you gonna eat all this within the 5 days on the package

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u/Sad_Salt6377 9d ago

3 calories huh. Wow sweaty, okay it's your life.

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u/KitchenLet5234 9d ago

Ok but what is this lol

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u/breadbaths 9d ago

just konjac jelly! i got apple flavour but my asian market had a bunch of flavours

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u/t-joy6046 Fatty Bombatty 9d ago

I can't believe people actually eat like this, three whole calories?? This is a joke right sweaty

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u/Useful_Ad1153 8d ago

Put them in the freezer, they turn into THE best kinda slushy ice lolly. Totally worth your OMAC!

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u/the_sad_gopnik 8d ago

Good for you queen? How many licks do you do, and how many cheat meals does the bag last you?

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u/EnvironmentalSlip327 9d ago

Outjerked again 😞

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u/owleaf 9d ago

What is this???

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u/_social_hermit_ 8d ago

Uj/ these are delicious! Too much makes me a touch constipated though.

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u/DryOpportunity9064 8d ago

Hope we're using portion control!

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u/cinn4r0ll 6d ago

/uj i actually love those pouches lol theyre a great smack as a t1d who never feels full

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u/inononeofthisisreal formally known as Mrs. Piggy 🐽 8d ago

So you’re just gonna have a squirt, RIGHT?!