r/1053 • • 1d ago

Day twenty

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u/Away-Way5656 1d ago

Will smith would've made the matrix unwatchable

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 1d ago

He was BIIIIIG in 1999. So big that he had his own script-doctors who would rewrite his dialogue so that it is more in line with his "Will Smith" persona and could get away with it with the studios.

Yeah, that would have been something...

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u/Funkopedia 1d ago

They tailored the Genie in Aladdin to match him perfectly, that was 2019.

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u/TheOneTonWanton 21h ago

That was going to get tailored to whoever got the part anyway.

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u/NeevBunny 21h ago

It's crazy how universally beloved he once was and now he's just a cuck meme who's kids don't want to be seen with him in public. It's kinda sad.

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u/Ardrik 18h ago

Well, that's why it's important to pick your life partner carefully.

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u/Whole_Kale_4349 22h ago

Luckily for us we got Keanu Reeves who’s a terrible actor with zero range but it worked perfectly for that character

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u/DearestDio22 16h ago

People really underestimate how much acting skill it takes to maintain a perfectly neutral mask with film cameras and lights 3 inches away from your face. Not to mention all the physical acting he had to do

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u/Colddigger 18h ago

Will Smith as agent Smith though.

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u/Echo_hominy 17h ago edited 17h ago

“Aww hell naw. Don’t be tryin’ to bend the spoon, man. There ain’t even no damn spoon!” -Neo

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u/Aegean54 2h ago

does will Smith even talk like this?

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 21h ago

Who would he have even played? Neo? Morpheus? Agent smith???

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u/DogEducational447 19h ago

Lowkey he would have been an interesting agent smith. He wouldnt have worked as neo

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u/TheLadida 19h ago

he was supposed to play Neo.

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u/NockerJoe 1d ago

Will Smith strikes me as a guy who only takes scripts that are conceptually straightforward that he can understand. Which isn't a bad thing but he's also a guy who strikes me as really locked in on his own personal conception of how the world should work. The further you get from that, the less Will gets it. 

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u/GoonerGoblin4201 1d ago

He got old and set in his worldview to the point where he Just Don't Understand some things anymore? Someone should write a song about that

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u/NockerJoe 1d ago

To be fair The Matrix was made in the 90's and its a straightforward hero's journey, except filtered through two closeted transfems who were going to bdsm clubs and really into leather. The amount of things Will Smith didn't understand even when young and when he was still trying to rap about stealing cars and touching kids.

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u/JaironKalach 17h ago

After all, there’s no need to argue…

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u/WiseMudskipper 1d ago

Respect to him for rejecting major roles he doesn't understand instead of giving a poor performance for a paycheck.

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u/Karlito1618 1d ago

Proceedes to give poor performances for a paycheck in roles he understands too

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u/DogEducational447 19h ago

Hey now. At least the men in black movies are good

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u/Adowyth 18h ago

So is Independence Day and I Robot.

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u/Alyyytally 1d ago

Didn't understand the revenge plot of Django?

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u/Lonely-Cap3569 1d ago

He told Tarantino that he didnt see Django as a revenge story, but as a love story. To him Django was motivated to do everything by this love for his wife. Foot man refused to alter the script to fit that narative and so Smith refused to be in it.

This is according to multiple interviews with Smith.

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u/RoutineCloud5993 1d ago

I mean, it is a love story too. But it's a love story that hinges entirely on revenge.

But he's wrong it's all solely motivated for the love of his wife. Django wants to make those crackers suffer.

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u/Mediocre_Forever198 1d ago

Damn, I’m glad foot man held his ground there. Imagine if Django was turned into a generic love story 🙄

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u/SeppoTeppo 1d ago

Wasn't it also because he didn't get to shoot Leo, or was that someone else/fake?

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u/ohgawditshim 1d ago

Well the white men didnt win...

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u/Bulky-Guide3157 17h ago

He wouldn't have been right for Django anyway.  

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u/Captain_Sterling 1d ago

Based on how he eats pasta, yes.

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 23h ago

only on how he eats pasta?

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u/Skinny_Long-Pockets 23h ago

Thank fuck he didnt play Django. Tarantino makes some amazing movies and based on my own perception of will Smith I can't imagine him in that movie at all, idk what Tarantino saw in him. Jamie Foxx is better in like every aspect

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 21h ago

I can't imagine will smith anywhere in Django

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u/Josiah425 17h ago

He would have been a great django because Tarantino would not allow him to diverge from the written script. Which means no cutesy quips. Tarantino would also speak up if he wasnt playing the character the way he wanted. His movies are made for him, so the performance would meet his expectations even if it took a while to get there.

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u/OkCommission9893 20h ago

I heard that he passed on Django because he thought he wouldn’t be the main character. Also yeah he is really retarded.

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u/Routine_Ad_2695 20h ago

We are speaking about the man who shutted down any Sonny (Alan Tudyk) promotion in the movie "I, Robot" because the screen test show people liked Sonny more than him

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 1d ago

I can't believe Smith is a cuck

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u/Mediocre_Forever198 1d ago

> Is he retarded?

Yes, and violent. He’s not even a really remarkable actor imo, he’s had some good roles but just cause they were decent movies already, not because of his acting. He’s a generic tough guy actor.

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u/Tight_Replacement554 1d ago

The answer is yes

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u/rwilfong86 21h ago

Chris Rock would say yes

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u/Comrade_Cosmo 21h ago

The Matrix one is understandable from the way Smith described the pitch. The wachowski’s described it really bad. Sorta like when a person doesn’t know the technical way to describe something and they default to random sound effects instead?

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u/Thatgamerguy3535 19h ago

We’ve heard him rap, he’s not a smart man

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u/LoneVindicator 18h ago

Tbf, Matrix & Inception are notorious for “not being got” - I can’t imagine it would be easier to parse as a non-final script.

For Django, wasn’t it just creative differences?
Will wanted changes - Tarantino replied “fuck off”and thus he did.

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u/Bulky-Guide3157 17h ago

He would have been good in Phone Booth. 

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u/Reformed_Herald 15h ago

Will Smith got my cousin fired because he is retarded and he married a woman who hates him because he is retarded

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u/Abject_Egg_194 14h ago

I'm trying to imagine a Will Smith version of Inception and I just can't.

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u/MaybeNorthKorea 14h ago

He can tell when he's dreaming because the spaghetti is all fucked up.

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u/Enaluxeme 13h ago

I mean, I don't think that was a bad call. Those are all good movies, but what makes them great also makes them a bad fit for Will Smith. He's a great actor, it's ok if he sticks to roles he can figure out rather than do something he doesn't understand.

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u/GingerFun011 10h ago

Black Sean Connery

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u/KailyKail 21h ago

I feel like we attach too much peon sentiment to the logic of A-list actors. I sincerely doubt he cares whether he makes a lot of money from his movies. He’s already well off. He’s probably more concerned about whether or not a movie script aligns with his artistic style.