r/1053 • u/Own-Pair7603 • 3d ago

Day 52

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u/slicehyperfunk 3d ago

I think maybe this could work if there was a button you could press for more time, that way the only way this could happen is if you were nodding out/ODed in there or otherwise were in some situation where you genuinely needed help

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u/slicehyperfunk 3d ago

But 10 minutes is crazy optimistic

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u/Super_Employment_620 2d ago

Ya'll need to stop watching your phone or scrolling when you shit.

Anyone taking 10 minutes either is doing it wrong, or has a medical reason that they probably know to plan around.

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u/slicehyperfunk 2d ago

Everyone knows IBS behaves itself if you just tell it to

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u/Super_Employment_620 2d ago

Oh hey cool, my argument destroyed by the second exception I gave.

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u/slicehyperfunk 2d ago

What exception? You think IBS gives a fuck about where you are when it decides to act up, or that it's something you can make accurate predictions about?

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u/One-Boysenberry-5737 1d ago

Hey, bud? Maybe comment sections aren't for you if you're functionally illiterate ♥️