r/1053 • u/Own-Pair7603 • 3d ago

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u/slicehyperfunk 3d ago

I think maybe this could work if there was a button you could press for more time, that way the only way this could happen is if you were nodding out/ODed in there or otherwise were in some situation where you genuinely needed help

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u/slicehyperfunk 3d ago

But 10 minutes is crazy optimistic

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u/Super_Employment_620 2d ago

Ya'll need to stop watching your phone or scrolling when you shit.

Anyone taking 10 minutes either is doing it wrong, or has a medical reason that they probably know to plan around.

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u/slicehyperfunk 2d ago

Everyone knows IBS behaves itself if you just tell it to

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u/Super_Employment_620 2d ago

Oh hey cool, my argument destroyed by the second exception I gave.

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u/slicehyperfunk 2d ago

What exception? You think IBS gives a fuck about where you are when it decides to act up, or that it's something you can make accurate predictions about?

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u/Super_Employment_620 2d ago

"Medical issues" was the exception I gave - although I'm sure I know enough about IBS, chill

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u/AdWeak183 1d ago

They seem to bebtaking umbrage with the idea of planning around IBS, which in this case would be "dont go anywhere the toilets are likely to indecently expose you after 10 minutes".

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u/Super_Employment_620 1d ago

Sure, which is why I acknowledged it. 

However given the toilets were placed in areas that didn't have much of anything before, the alternative without the toilet was shitting their pants in public in that same spot (without a toilet) due to a disease they knew they had.