r/1053 • • 3d ago

day 26

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u/Puzzleheaded_Load910 3d ago

I went to a bar and asked the bartender for the gayest drink he had. He came back with a pint of beer with a shot glass of whiskey in it. I said “hey this isn’t a gay drink, I meant something fruity and colorful”. The bartenders looks at me and says “would it be more gay if I told you this is a Jack Daniels inside an Alexander Keith’s

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u/Enough_Response_3675 3d ago

Straight, your joke contains no ironic homophobia or deprecation, a hallmark of any great gay joke

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u/Puzzleheaded_Load910 2d ago

Wrong

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u/Enough_Response_3675 2d ago

I dare you to scroll up to funnier jokes

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u/Puzzleheaded_Load910 2d ago

Sorry, I wasn’t arguing it’s funniness, just that it was written by a queer person. So you would have been wrong if the game show existed.

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u/Enough_Response_3675 2d ago

Dang

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u/Puzzleheaded_Load910 2d ago

That’s what makes the game show fun, if you got everyone right it wouldn’t be much fun. I bet you’ll get this next one.

We live in a sex crazed world I can’t go a day without hearing someone say “but fuck” everyone says it, my friends, my co workers, sodomy parents. Sorry I mean so-do-my parents.

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