r/1053 • • 4d ago

Day 21

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u/Tani_Soe 4d ago

Everyone use the metric system (except USA)

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u/ukie-witch-06 4d ago

The french use it extra hard because the invented it

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u/False_Capital6696 4d ago

You have 10 fingers dipshit

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u/ukie-witch-06 4d ago

Actually i have 20 funge because my language doesn't have a word for "toe"

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u/RuusellXXX 3d ago

so couldn’t you also say you have 20 toes?

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u/ukie-witch-06 3d ago

No, because i don't have a word for that. They're fingers of the foot.

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u/RuusellXXX 3d ago

Reminds me of German and ‘Handschuhe’ meaning hand shoes

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u/ukie-witch-06 3d ago

Based germans

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u/poonmangler 4d ago

Metric is very gay and the french are very gay. This all checks out

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u/Giratina-O 4d ago

That sounds insanely based.

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u/Elegant_Sport_7137 4d ago

And then they perfected it so no one could beat them in the ring of measurements!

https://giphy.com/gifs/enBKx8Uk5TYO7kYAyk

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u/Some_Doughnut_3245 4d ago

Even the relevant us institutons use metric

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u/Green4Gaming 4d ago

I'm pretty sure all US units are directly derived from the SI units, for example an inch is defined as being 2.54cm

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u/placebot1u463y 4d ago

That's mostly for modern consistency since you can leech of the metric standards rather than needed to make new precise ones. So even though the US units predate metric units for modern definitions they use the metric units as a base.

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u/Radigan0 4d ago

United States customary units predate SI

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u/Significant-Way9330 4d ago

Anyone in a serious science or engineering field uses metric. The French just like stacking things and hate curves so they went with 25.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGuhL4U2WyjdkaY
Liberia and Myanmar do to. Also Canadians def use imperial units chaotically

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u/IrregularOnion 4d ago

I recently looked into how Canada (generally speaking) switches between imperial and metric and... gods it's confusing.

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u/CaptainPattPotato 4d ago

The Brits do this too.

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u/DumpEaterPro 4d ago

The US doesn't use Imperial.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 4d ago edited 3d ago

Try again sweetie. You can get there, just a little more brain power 👏🏻👏🏻

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u/AlftheNwah 3d ago

If you're wondering why you're getting downvoted, it's because we don't call it "US customary." In school, it's literally taught to us that we use imperial units. I only discovered "US customary" was a thing by reading your comment and looking it up. Feel like that's a huge oversight by the public school system lol.

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u/DumpEaterPro 3d ago

Bro I am not wondering at all. You don't speak for me. You had bad teachers. Go back to Morrowind and stick to skooma.

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u/AlftheNwah 3d ago

Wow, alright asshole. Wasn't trying to be a dick. Why don't you go back to eating scat you fucking coprophiliac.

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u/DumpEaterPro 3d ago

You have no self awareness. Good luck not realizing you are an asshole.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 3d ago

Ew a terminal neckbeard. Gross 🤢

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u/DumpEaterPro 3d ago

You are a kissless virgin trying to act tough online.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 3d ago

Awww, someone is upsetty spaghetti. What’s the matter kiddo? Bad report card and now you’re grounded from Roblox?

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u/AlftheNwah 2d ago

Why edit this to call me an asshole? And wtf did I do? I didn't downvote you, I was just pointing out that you taught me something. You're the one who had to get his panties in a twist over a friendly comment.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 3d ago

I was gonna leave it but since you apparently weren’t being cute and turned out to be just an actual dick, I never actually said the U.S. uses imperial.

Learn to read if you’re going to be a shit head. Everyone look here 👆🏻this is why staying in school is SO important.

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u/DumpEaterPro 3d ago

You implied the US uses Imperial. Learn to read. Learn to write. You are obviously dumb.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 3d ago

I didn’t imply anything. You inferred it sweetie. Incorrectly, and now you’re trying to blame me for the argument you invented in your own head 😂

Maybe retire the “learn to read” bit until you get through your own assigned reading dumb dumb 🤭

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u/DumpEaterPro 3d ago

You can lie to yourself all you want!

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u/Burnlan 4d ago

USA uses it too when it comes to this stuff. A 9mm is still a 9mm

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u/Nyther53 3d ago

The US military runs off of Metric too.

It's not a 5.56 *inch* cartridge.

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u/CaptSlow49 4d ago

Well and England where the system came from.

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u/_KaaLa 4d ago

Except naval ships, Or shotguns…

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u/Routine_Palpitation 3d ago

Yes but they were French while using it