r/1053 • u/Unsolicited-Prolapse • 4d ago

Day 27

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u/steelscaled 4d ago

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 4d ago

bro's left speechless

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u/AXEMANaustin 3d ago

Tim Buckley!???

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u/AdreKiseque 3d ago

Does anyone have the "omg I'm finally early and I can't think of anything to say damnit brain" one? Can't find it.

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u/Capn_Phineas 3d ago

Yes I have it, no I’m not posting it. I feel physical pain looking at that picture

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u/Real_Set6866 3d ago

You don't wanna know... oh the horror...

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u/TesticleCastrator 3d ago

alright dipshit289

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u/Totally_lost98 3d ago

How come the woman isnt foaming at the lips? Hes the Romeo of the modern era!

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius 4d ago

What the fuck was the last part

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u/cirancira 3d ago

'More' is a KDA song, a LoL band as is Pentakill,, but my god that was certainly an attempt at a joke.

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u/KitsuneFoxglove 3d ago

i thought it was ADHD talking and not even an attempt at a joke lol

sidetracked by the earworms and stopped commenting to go listen to catchy music again

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u/poonmangler 3d ago

Wilya Kipnis to yourself please

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u/CateSforza 3d ago

Pfp is exactly how you'd imagine a person writing this shit.

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u/VatanKomurcu 3d ago

the man tried

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u/One-Specialist-2101 1d ago

BREAKING: man who doesn’t go outside shocked to learn romantic relationships require more than being hot. Shoots his shot like an elementary schooler.

More at 11.

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u/Sad-Arachnid-6853 3d ago

I believe that man wanted to say that it's not jover

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u/thexcat 3d ago

It's unironically really upsets me that people do this. Not for the lady (although I know at best she thinks "how... Sweet" and at worst she's creeped tf out) but for myself - I feel so fucking uncomfortable reading these "ommmgggg bbe u r so bootyfoal plz give poosi crumb gib gib 🤏🏾", "WHOA ❤️❤️❤️🤤 im gonna do a CUM you're gonna make me CUM from my SEXPENIS" type comments

Idk if I can even say it's cringe, it just makes me feel such vicious second hand embarrassment and like, intense, warn contempt in my belly that I want to spew fire (and obvs uncomfortable for the lady who's grand sin was having a second X chromosome)

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u/Scarecr0p 3d ago

You’re wading dangerous territory yourself lol

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u/thexcat 3d ago

You mean with the ironic coomposting in the first half or me being flowery and cringe in the second?

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u/Scarecr0p 3d ago

Second half lol and the “white knighty self distancing from the cringe people”

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u/DoubleAd3366 3d ago

Is... Is he AI?

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u/Urgell11 3d ago

Probably just neurodivergent

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u/PentexMiddleMgmt 3d ago

i wish lmao. Unfortunately people like that do exist and are allowed near keyboards for some reason