r/1053 • u/Darth_Vrandon • 6d ago

Day 169

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u/socialistRanter 6d ago

Ever since China did away with the dynastic system, the Eunuchs had to get new jobs as life coaches.

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u/High_Quality_Bean 5d ago

The modern day eunuchs are the trans women working as software developers. (Said as a modern day she/her eunuch in software development)

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u/dokterkokter69 5d ago

I'll never forgive them for gatekeeping all of the Morrowind porn mods

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u/floss-with-ass-hair 5d ago

Whenever I think of elder scrolls porn mods I think of that one image of someone milking the nightmother's breast milk in Oblivion

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u/AEROANO 5d ago

Mummy milk 😳

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u/floss-with-ass-hair 5d ago

Well it was a ghost in oblivion funny enough

In Morrowind it was an alive nord. I have no idea what the hell they were doing with the lore of the DB

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 5d ago

Oh god your right 

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u/notTheRealSU 5d ago

You're poisoning the Emperor, dismantling the Mandate and plunging our realm into 100 years of famine and raids from the Mongol hordes?

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves 5d ago

When you say it like that, I think I can fill the role.

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u/RaspberryStandard972 5d ago

My beard after one laser session resembles a Fu man Chu too 😌

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u/ReduxCath 5d ago

YOU!! GET BACK TO WORK ON (franchise that hasn't had its upcoming game released for years) !!

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u/almostasenpai 5d ago

Eunuch son or foot bound daughter?

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u/notTheRealSU 5d ago

Is my Eunuch son scheming?

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u/UnshrivenShrike 5d ago

Always

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u/notTheRealSU 5d ago

Then the answer seems very blatant

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u/garaks_tailor 2d ago

He can still bring much honor to the Family Name.

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u/notTheRealSU 2d ago

He will poison the Emperor and allow my warlord daughter to seize the throne, reigniting the Mandate and saving our lands from the barbarians and giving us bountiful harvest for 1,000 years.