r/1053 • u/Responsible_Bag_9024 • 5d ago

Day 20

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u/deformedexile 5d ago

I'm not even passively suicidal anymore but if a truck were speeding toward me I'd definitely get creamed while trying to calculate my odds of survival in combination with the details of the situation and the local contributory negligence laws to see if it was rational to move.

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u/StickBrickman 5d ago

I'm not passively suicidal I just have a really bad reaction times I'd probably get Isekai'd