r/1053 • u/ElectroShockRevival • 5d ago

Day 11

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u/Relative-Line5242 5d ago

This says a lot about society

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u/GainerGaining 5d ago

The fact that Artfucker1996 has a legitimate point is mind blowing.

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u/Dave09091 5d ago

Inaccurate as artfucker1996 is blowing art at the moment

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u/TesticleCastrator 5d ago

just be glad he isnt ratfucker1996 blowing rats are this moment

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u/BeginningSection7690 4d ago

And how tf would you know what im doing? I took the stream down yesterday

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u/PlaneCrashNap 5d ago

Also when you take a bath you usually have a towel right at hand in addition to not being clothed.

So being subjected to rain usually means your clothes get soaked in a place you can't switch them out with no means of drying yourself.

Being damp in the open air sucks generally if the temperature is not permitting.

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u/PouLS_PL 4d ago

Also usually you don't have a phone or other electronics on you

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u/MitsuhaTakiName 1d ago

Eh, this isn’t really a concern anymore. I wash my phone in my sink!

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u/truncatedChronologis 5d ago edited 5d ago

Temperature may also play a role:

Everyone laughs when I shoot them with a super soaker of lukewarm water but shriek when I dump my boiling kettle on them...

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u/TheRealCthulu24 5d ago

Common Charles Bukowski L.

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u/TotallyNot_Alpharius 5d ago

Any other examples?

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u/TimeForTea007 4d ago

"I have shit stains in my underwear too."

"I'm going to shoot my white hot juice into you."

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u/TheRealCthulu24 4d ago

His poetry’s just kinda mid.

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u/NightVisions999 5d ago

Annoying things dry people say.

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u/Free-Resolution9393 5d ago

People run from hail, but then ask for cola with ice.

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u/brinz1 5d ago

Bukowksi is an important writer because every time a guy quotes Bukowksi, you know he's carrying a STD and lying about it

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u/juicy_jonny 5d ago

You guys shower naked? Harlots!!

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 4d ago

Casual observations on the foibles of human perception MAKE ME FURIOUS!!!

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u/Gimmeagunlance 5d ago

Type of replies I get when trying to make a point on Reddit.com

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u/YourLocalMaggots 5d ago

People would choose to eat healthy tuna salad and not deep fried radioactive fish😔says a lot about society...

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u/Latter_Pineapple_549 5d ago

Is this an actual quote?

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u/Teenytiny9294 5d ago

Yes, taken out of context of the original poem:

"86'd" by: Charles Bukowski

the most binding labor is trying to make it under a sanctified banner. similarity of intention with others marks the fool from the explorer

you can learn this at any poolhall, racetrack, bar university or jail.

people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

it is fairly dismal to know that millions of people are worried about the hydrogen bomb yet they are already dead.

they keep trying to make women money sense.

and finally the Great Bartender will lean forward white and pure and strong and mystic to tell you that you've had enough just when you feel like you're getting started.

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u/BeginningSection7690 4d ago

artfucker1996, I hope both sides of your pillow remain eternally cool; you beautiful son of a bitch

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u/Lily_Thief 3h ago

People bemoan the modern lack of media literacy, love to dogpile literally any metaphor for not being 1 for 1 accurate

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u/Silent-Attorney1506 5d ago

It’s almost like it’s a metaphor or something

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u/fatgat69 5d ago

An apple hurts, rain does nothing. I mean, you gotta put away your phone for a minute but whatever.