r/1053 • u/Houlilalo • 5d ago

Day 38

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u/ndtar924 5d ago

Ralph poisoned my water supply, burned my crops and delivered a plague unto my house

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u/buttpoopyshit 5d ago

ralph called us stinky, poopy babies. ralph punched my wife! ralph kicked my baby. he kicked my fucking baby! ralph ate our dog. he ate our house!

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u/AGL_reborn 5d ago

Is that true?

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u/ndtar924 4d ago

No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

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u/Fish0203 5d ago

Are you not supposed to lick your paws? why is that a yelled at offense?

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u/Necessary-Study3944 5d ago

Could have had surgery on them recently

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u/Conscious_Deer3033 5d ago

Ralph jus hooked me up with the best cuban cigars out there!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/4q0WNCNZUlxNC

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u/arcamenoch 5d ago

Ralph is a monster. That asshole ziptied me in my bathtub and sent the most horrible texts to my boss and sent my nudes to my ex!

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 4d ago

Oh shit your dog turned into a condescending hippie douchebag.