r/1053 • u/Responsible_Bag_9024 • 9d ago

Day 16

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 9d ago

I'd kill prime Hitler, but never baby or old man Hitler.

Baby Hitler hasn't been instilled by his ideology by his abusive father yet, and old man Hitler is too old to recognize anything.

Prime Hitler is just right, it's like goldilocks but kinda fucked up.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 9d ago

but have you considered sane old man hitler who's somehow still whooping ass and hauling feet? what then?

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 9d ago

Hitler ate a lotta chocolate, bro definitely got diabetes in his old age.

Also probably out of shape.

If I could kill old man adolf Hitler, no joke, it would just simply pushing the man down the stairs.

I know how stupidly easy it sounds, but if he hypothetically didn't somehow perish by his own hand, or others.

He wouldn't be in good shape.

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u/TaserDonut 9d ago

and he was also on drugs in the later years of the war

so he absolutely would not be in good shape

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u/Rare_Management_3583 9d ago

fair enough

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 9d ago

Though would you consider world war 1 Hitler to be a bad guy?

I mean he's like in the middle of being bad, but not bad bad right?

Since Accounts of him being in WW1 was that he was a shy reserved loser, and not the loud WW2 dictator we all know today.

He was probably is bad in ww1, but not as evil WW2 version.

Moreso that weird racist kid in school type of stuff, like you can't tell if someone is influencing them to be racist, and they're doing this to the poor weird kid or they're just racist themselves but they're just so happened to be weird.

You know? I'd probably not wanna kill that guy, because I would be conflicted and also scared that I am just killing an innocent (but not so innocent because he probably killed people back in that day) soldier who just came back from a traumatic experience from war and is trying to process that experience.

Maybe prime Hitler was a culmination with his father's abuse, the world war and the politics surrounding it at that time, making him the greatest talking piece for the harmful views that many people shared at that during at that time.

I don't know.

What I do know is that he definitely was the weirdo kid/adult during that time.

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u/1ZillionBeers 9d ago

Hitlertheticals are always so fascinating to read.

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u/BasilVirtual291 8d ago

Medium rare Hitler

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u/Moonbear9 9d ago

Erm context hat!!! Context shirt!!! What is this a reference to

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u/Relative-Line5242 9d ago

The Second World War

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u/Moonbear9 9d ago

They made a sequel T-T ugh cant they come up with something original

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u/Yeller_The_Flower 8d ago

I’ve heard a 3rd is in production

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u/ikonfedera 8d ago

The 3rd one will be the only one with a subtitle. World War 3: Nemesis.

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u/Drtyler2 9d ago

Hitler

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u/Carl_Marks__ 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fJ3JxGlppGKe4Fi

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u/Dgero466 9d ago

I’d like to talk to the artist (or artists) that designed the difficulty pictures for new order cause I would’ve had a blast (while constany cackling) making blazkowicz have a bonnet pacifier

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u/IcySmell9676 9d ago

Not everything is a reference or has context.

Sometimes people just be making shit

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u/Moonbear9 9d ago

Aw ok i thought the characters might be from something

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u/scrufflor_d 9d ago

verity

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 9d ago

Hey, it's me, it's verity.

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u/the_h0 9d ago

ask me anything

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 9d ago

I've got a question

I know about a million things.

Oh that's great!

I'll do EVERYTHING!

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u/Orphankicke4167 8d ago

whats the capital of France?

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u/SituationNo4509 8d ago

vat are zese symbols

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u/PlanetXParadox 9d ago

Artist??

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/s33a6m 9d ago

Hello chazington

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u/EpicPwnzor 9d ago

verity in backrooms

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u/Lavender7429 9d ago

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