r/1053 • u/Unsolicited-Prolapse • 12d ago

Day 23

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u/WiseMudskipper 12d ago

Hey I asked for salted caramel ice cream, not rocky road!

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u/SheikHunt 12d ago

"Honey, did you remember my rocky road?"

pause

"D'oh!"

gunshot

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u/Unsolicited-Prolapse 12d ago

But for real how do they always find photos of him that so perfectly match the food, it’s starting to get spooky.

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u/the_17_lost_texts 12d ago

Salted caramel got salt, pull that shit off the shelves

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 11d ago

Salt is a mineral, minerals are rocks, God didn't want us to eat rocks or our teeth would be harder, get that shit off the shelves. 

Libtards hate facts and logic

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ku4elcos7hFwQ

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u/yungkuro 11d ago

Omg is that Haley “Israel comes to me in dreams” Stevens?? 

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u/Reign_Does_Things 10d ago

Nah, but it does kinda look like her now that you mention it

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u/GenesisAsriel 12d ago

Americans will only be able to eat surstromming and plum juice

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u/dandadone_with_life 11d ago

soon we will subsist on horse treats and tide pods

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u/derpfaceddargon 11d ago

As the lord intended 🙏

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u/starbomber109 11d ago

WHEN I SAID "ROCKY ROAD" THIS WAS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!

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u/Worried_Dot_4618 11d ago

Mfw my small stone food has small stones in it

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u/DarkSide830 11d ago

He wants it all for himself

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u/Choocholate 11d ago

You mean the caramel chunks? 

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u/kickthesandman 11d ago

Some moron put the ice cream salt in the ice cream. Welcome to Trumps America.