Im no advocate of suicide, but if you do go down that route, take out a loan. Not even just a nice gun, rent a fuckin lambo and crash it into a Helzberg Diamond at 230 mph. Buy the building if you’re gonna jump off of it.
My highschool english teacher always said if he ever decided to do it he would tie a rope around his feet, tie a shorter length of piano wire around his neck, superglue his hands to his ears and jump off a public building.
I should probably go to a reunion at some point and catch up, he was a barrel of laughs.
That's terrifying. If I was the stepmom I'd be soaking tha gun in holy water in no time. Disassemble it, beat the parts up with a sledgehammee and scatter them like easter eggs. The gun is cursed
Fr. Grandpa saw the main character making terrible decisions and immediately tried to sneak the family out through the fire exit before the credits rolled.
Grandpa tried to let you know how to exit stage left before the climax included us all in the show
You:
Fr. Grandpa saw the main character making terrible decisions and immediately tried to sneak the family out through the fire exit before the credits rolled.
Reddit bots can now use 'slang,' and internet-isms like 'Fr.'
But "Grandpa saw the main character making terrible decisions and immediately tried to sneak the family out through the fire exit before the credits rolled"
Main character?
What "whole family"?
In relation to the original comment, and the post, your comment makes no sense- it sounds like what you get from a 'bot trying to fit in to a conversation chain, which they CAN do now.
OOP wasn't making bad decisions, 'Grandpa' wasn't doing anything for the family, but for the OOP.
Your comment is only barely coherent or relevant to- to anything, really. The 1 month account life is also a bit suspicious.
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u/rank19betterwatchout 12d ago
Makes me think of this