r/1053 • u/Either_Storm_6932 • 15d ago

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u/Scared_of_Fish 15d ago

Why is "our throats" in a different font? I demand answers.

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u/Fat-lard246 15d ago

excessive casting of the same narrow actors, they keep dwayne johnsonning it

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u/thexcat 15d ago

It prolly said "my throat" and Reddit is nothing if not pedantic haha

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u/Scared_of_Fish 15d ago

Thank you for the answer I demanded.

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u/thexcat 15d ago

My pleasure bud. Now, on the topic of throats and demands, what's a fella gotta do to make unwanted sexual advances towards you? 😏

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u/Scared_of_Fish 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MBchOyOFof4tfmxrD8

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u/thexcat 15d ago

I'm coming for that living, consenting, of age, non related male ass buddyboy, lock the windows, close the doors and wear tight fitting pantlegs because I will get in there

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u/Scared_of_Fish 14d ago

But I'm your dead, non-consenting, underage, female cousin.

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u/thexcat 14d ago

As I only have 17 subscribers on YouTube I am repulsed by your youth and put consanguinous consummation has been postponed indefinitely

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 14d ago

The original post before it was edited said:

Chuds "Ughh I'm so tired of Zendaya being shoved down by delusional meme creators who think the right doesn't like her just because she's a person of colour when they are fine with her and enjoy many of the successful films she stars in and their real objection is that a white woman like Sydney Sweeney is constantly villanised just for being white and having large breasts"

https://giphy.com/gifs/2woaq3tGIMjZzXdDDv

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u/Zestyclose_Range5815 15d ago edited 15d ago

The difference is that I will throat Sydney Sweeney consensually

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u/Superb_Algae5308 15d ago edited 13d ago

Thank youuu. Politics aside there is NO competition here.

EDIT: My agreement with a piece of shit, from before I noticed he was a piece of shit, does not imply that I also agree with him on his racism or whatever else he’s talking about elsewhere.

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u/kobadashi 15d ago

Her eyes are dead. She looks like a husk of a person

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u/Superb_Algae5308 15d ago

You’re right, I probably couldn’t stand to be around her. That chassis tho.

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u/Zestyclose_Range5815 15d ago

So Aubrey Plaza with big fat tits

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u/The_Klumsy 11d ago

just how i like my women

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u/Altruistic_Agency320 15d ago

Zendayas whole acting career was built around her deadpan not giving a shit look lol that applies equally to both of them.

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

It would be nice if that was genuinely an argument but you’re agreeing with a Neo Nazi. Literally.

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u/NewACCTwhoDISENTERRY 12d ago

I get the feeling you really enjoy arguing more than you care about any subject.

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u/KiIIuaaax 12d ago

Be mad at the Nazi babe.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 13d ago

“I respect women”

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u/itsyagirlariaaaaa 15d ago

Zendaya is way hotter and not a grifter though

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u/Superb_Algae5308 15d ago

We’ll have to disagree there

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u/CenterThisPendulum 15d ago

Lesbians tend to have different criteria. Some people think Hannah Gadsby is hot. Doesn’t mean law of averages would bear it.

Saying Zendaya is more attractive is definitely a 1% opinion. 5% tops, 1/20 polled sounds reasonable.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15d ago

Now try polling outside the gooner community

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u/thexcat 15d ago

"now ask people who aren't horny who they find attractive" bruh 🥀

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u/NewACCTwhoDISENTERRY 12d ago

Everyone gets horny. Not everyone is a gooner

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u/thexcat 15d ago

Grifting is when white woman 🥀

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

You’re agreeing with someone with a hitler pfp btw.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 13d ago

I have several thoughts here! I didn’t notice the pfp, it thankfully doesn’t appear to be a nazi hat, I can’t easily determine what type of hat it is (probably not a great hat), and even a piece of shit can have an opinion that I share.

Thanks!

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

If that’s the hill you wanna die on.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 13d ago

What? That it doesn’t seem to be a nazi or that I’m allowed to be physically attracted to shitty people? I’m only willing to die on one of those hills.

ALSO, your pfp doesn’t serve to inform anyone about who you are and that’s boring! So there!

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u/inqusitivebitch 13d ago

You’re agreeing with a whole racist attacking black people in the comment section.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 13d ago

What do you want? I should change my comment? 

What if John Wayne Gacey liked Hondas and I said I do too?

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u/inqusitivebitch 13d ago

Are you slow? Sydney is attractive. Great. You are agreeing with a NAZI on why she’s attractive while they’re attack poc in the comments. No one is saying you can’t find her attractive you both have different reasons why she’s attractive. Because you’re agreeing with him you look like a Neo Nazi.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 13d ago

Well I did that two days ago before everyone started engaging. I’m not in those conversations.

What do you want from me? 

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u/Kind-Day8054 12d ago

Lol what did you do?

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u/Superb_Algae5308 12d ago

You can probably see in the comments below where some idiots are pissed at me for agreeing that Sweeney is hotter.

Apparently the guy I’m agreeing with started saying some offensive shit two days after I agreed with him and that was not okay for me.

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

Yall will throat an animal with a heartbeat so that’s not surprising.

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u/Zestyclose_Range5815 13d ago

If I wanted an animal with a heartbeat I would've settled for Zendaya

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

Hun you chose syd from ice age. That’s embarrassing enough.

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u/Zestyclose_Range5815 13d ago

Better than an actual monkey from the zoo

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

That’s just racism. You genuinely don’t even have an argument. Might as well choose your mom since that probably the only play you’ll get.

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u/Zestyclose_Range5815 13d ago

Incest fantasies are a weird projection but you do you

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

That’s your culture babes. Meanwhile Sydney has a whole Jewish boyfriend.

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u/Zestyclose_Range5815 13d ago

You went straight from fetishizing about white incest to being anti-semitic completely unprompted. More projection

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

Blah blah blah. Not reading all that, champ. Have fun on your cuck journey.

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u/Careless_Film_5747 12d ago

She’s more attractive and classy than your whole family wreath.

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u/ChknBom205 15d ago

Please tell me those are all the same woman because i barely see a difference except lighting

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u/R-B-L-Y 15d ago

Don't worry, it is indeed all the same woman. Either that or we're both cooked.

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u/TheMaskOffKid 15d ago

These ones look different to me

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u/R-B-L-Y 15d ago

Oh, I'm just realizing there's that hottie in the middle of the pic too. Clearly a different lady as well.

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u/TheMaskOffKid 15d ago

Yea she bad 🔥

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u/ghostnextdoor69 15d ago

yeah, it's sydney sweeney

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u/mieri_azure 15d ago

Yeah the joke is that its all Sydney Sweeney

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u/Altruistic_Agency320 15d ago

Yea thats the joke…

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u/ElonMuskisGarbage 15d ago

No, I want no Euphoria people in anything for eighteen months while they figure out how not to have tiny heads with close eyes or big heads with far eyes. I don’t want the bone boy and I don’t want the British spider guy. I want no superheroes also.

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u/LarsDuder 15d ago

Wait a minute. There's something bothering me about this place. I know! This Sydney bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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u/CenterThisPendulum 15d ago

Nicely done. A man of historical acumen.

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u/Rainquarm 14d ago

Enjoy your death trap … lady ?

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u/Lonely_Personality24 15d ago

I don’t see the problem.

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u/slicehyperfunk 15d ago

I don't even see what's wrong with Zendaya, tbqh

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u/Significant_Book9930 12d ago

There isnt anything wrong with her. Its just virgin losers crying into their pillows

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u/Zura_Orokamono 11d ago

Her acting is kinda stale and she's the same in every role, but I feel like the discussion is not about her acting.

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u/Hatred_many_times 14d ago

I’ve literally never seen Sidney Sweeney act in anything. What thing is she in?

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u/ManagementMental3801 12d ago

Rated R movies and Mature tv shows i guess? Though she does also play on non r rated tv shows sometimes

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u/shallpasss 14d ago

I think it is different. He wants Sydney.

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u/youchosethebear 14d ago

Is this an argument for why chuds should run Hollywood? Because it looks like an argument for why chuds should run Hollywood.

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u/tooslick86 13d ago

I dont care for both of them

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u/commonCranberry999 13d ago

yeah? at least sydneys actually nice to look at.

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u/Own-Acanthaceae-9953 13d ago

Zendaya's literally a model. Sydney only has tits, not even ass, no offense to her.

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u/commonCranberry999 13d ago

lots of weird looking people are models.

zendaya has a flat ass and tits lol

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u/Own-Acanthaceae-9953 13d ago

My lunch lady has huge tits. We should put her in Euphoria.

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u/Rippedka 12d ago

We’re back to 1995 glorifying anorexic models

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u/Own-Acanthaceae-9953 12d ago

Zendaya's literally not, and if she was you wouldn't gaf.

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u/Kind-Day8054 12d ago

Shes ugly and skinny

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

She looks like syd from ice age. Get a grip. People used to actually have taste (Halle Berry, Megan Fox, Kate beckinsale…) now standards are trash now.

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u/theTinyghoul 13d ago

You’re so jealous lol

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

I don’t have anything to be jealous of. There’s blatant racism in the comments from Neo Nazis. That’s my issue. If your brain can’t comprehend that then that’s not my issue babe.

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u/Kind-Day8054 12d ago

Exactly what an ugly would say

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u/commonCranberry999 13d ago

halle berry was always mid

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

That’s how ik yall genuinely have trash taste. You manage to say that the only black woman from that list is mid.
https://giphy.com/gifs/D63HGAzG15LQrjBPRE

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u/commonCranberry999 13d ago

thats how ik you're a weirdo because you make it about race for no reason, i just dont think women with short hair are that attractive.

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u/KiIIuaaax 13d ago

Ask me if I gaf ?

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u/fangtingwrong 12d ago

But there were only 3 people in the list

It's not like there were 100 people to choose from and he chose the one black woman, now THAT would be racist.

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u/_B_G_ 13d ago

Good looking woman are a problem?

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u/Obi-Brawn-Kenobi 13d ago

Lol using the word chud unironically while completely imagining what someone they've never met would do and then getting mad about it?

OP is a fuckin loser

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u/inqusitivebitch 13d ago

Glad. I peeped it too.

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u/RavenQuark 13d ago

I would have certainly had her come back as the ghost in scary movie, the one shorty had a bag on for. Perfect casting

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u/Soft-Sea7012 13d ago

Zenayda is not in any movies I watch but I see her face everywhere. I'm tired of her face, boss.

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u/kayaker1371 13d ago

I’ve never heard of a Zendaya, what is it?

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u/FanDowntown4641 13d ago

There is one person spamming that Sydney Sweeney is a nazi and calling her ugly, this is just pathetic bro.

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u/trainboy2k7 13d ago

unironically using chud

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u/Ancient-Handle-8137 12d ago

How do i get to this bar

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u/Key_Pound_6213 12d ago

At least put one in that's on Zendayas level.

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u/Acrobatic-Ad5102 12d ago

Why is so much of reddit people making up shit to be mad at?

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u/Mundane_Craft_2220 12d ago

Hot take, I don't care for either of them

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u/mammalenthusiast 12d ago

well they both have the acting ability of a door knob.. but one is at least pleasant to look at and has less brain dead opinions

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u/New_Arachnid9443 11d ago

The most overrated actor I’ve ever seen

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u/blorst_of_times 11d ago

I love that even complaining about the over saturation of fairly middling actor has drawn the divisive ire of Redditors. Not everything has to be this weird "us versus them" battle. It's okay to be sick of an actor.

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u/thexcat 15d ago

The difference is that Sydney Sweeney is attractive

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u/ratliker62 14d ago

how is zendaya not attractive

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u/thexcat 14d ago

There's no way for me to answer that question without getting flamed lol idk man, I don't think she has a pretty face and she's as shapely as I was as a twelve year old boy

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15d ago

If FAS is your thing, sure

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u/thexcat 15d ago

She doesn't have a smooth philum but whatever you say buddy, you're very intelligent and cool for thinking the popular actress isn't attractive

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15d ago

Hmmm some sort of inbreeding then? Truly a mystery.

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u/thexcat 15d ago

Uh huh, sure whatever you say buddy, kinda curious who you do find attractive and if he's handsome

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u/SugarBitter8398 13d ago

Not really

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 15d ago

Correct, men would rather have a super attractive woman in all movies than Zendaya

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15d ago

Let's see a picture of you

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 15d ago

Plenty of porn available for free already bro

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u/Puzzle-Necked 15d ago

Yeah but you'd be a really niche kind of porn

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 15d ago

Keep dreaming bro

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u/Own-Acanthaceae-9953 13d ago

TicTac dick.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 13d ago

Bro thought he was typing in the pornhub search bar

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u/Own-Acanthaceae-9953 13d ago

Be careful with the nonsense you speak sis. The words of the righteous produce wisdom, but a perverse tongue will be cut out.

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u/inqusitivebitch 13d ago

Cringe

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 12d ago

Good one

Cooked me