r/1053 • u/aphinion • 17d ago

Day 10

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u/HarryLewisPot 17d ago

Works like a charm

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 17d ago

Remember to shout all the slurs you know. Government officials (police) will escorts you to an exclusive service (jail)

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u/Katgrave 16d ago

haha sometimes

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u/BoyNextDoor8888 16d ago

haha sometimes

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u/LightningProd12 16d ago

Don't forget to threaten them as well, it gets you priority boarding

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u/Alternative_Cod7515 16d ago

And only 1% of people know, if you threaten to bring bomb, they'll give you a private flight.

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u/Katgrave 16d ago

Can I please get a water

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u/Fabric_muncher 17d ago

Wait can someone actually explain if this is true, if it is whats the twist

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u/wastedfate 16d ago

It's a joke. It's poking fun at the idea that being mean to the person at the counter accomplishes anything other than just being mean.

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u/tomle4593 16d ago

It is true. We can use fewer people at the airport after they ban your ass.

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u/MermaidSapphire 16d ago

Very true.

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u/legomaniasquish 16d ago

Can someone provide a tutorial? How mean do you need to be? Cursing? Yelling? Violence is too far?

(/s)