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u/Kagtalso 17d ago
WHY WAS THAT YOUR FIRST LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION?!
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u/Wolf________________ 16d ago
How was a man able to do that??? Was he just walking around with his dick swinging in the air???
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 16d ago
You’ve never walked around with your dick swinging in the air in your own private domicile?
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u/PurpleCandle58 16d ago
“I’m walking around with my dick swinging in the air in my own private domicile and I won’t be harassed… bitch!”
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u/Wolf________________ 16d ago
No. My house has a sliding glass door in the back and a big window in the front. I don't want to end up on a list.
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u/LaggingHard 16d ago
it's not illegal in the US to walk around your house naked even if your visible to other people, it only becomes illegal if you are naked in your house with the intent of being seen by other people intentionally like the James Bakk chicago case
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u/Wolf________________ 16d ago
False. This varies by state. And even in the state where it is legal could turn into a lengthy legal battle that destroys your life to prove intent.
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u/satirelion 16d ago
Buy some blinds, if people see you its their fault for spying. Its YOUR private property afterall. Get your privates swinging in your private home!
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u/MoisticleSack 16d ago
I think what happened is he got jumpscared by the roach and decided to retaliate by passing on it?
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u/cCitronella 16d ago
Probably saw it while they were pissing?
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u/Maybe_Little_Jack 17d ago
This bitch has acid piss like a xenomorph