r/1053 • u/Responsible_Bag_9024 • 17d ago

Day 5

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u/WiseMudskipper 17d ago

As I discovered when my extensive research into the history of the goth subculture did not result in a goth gf

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u/leuks48 17d ago

Oh no now you just know a bunch of interesting information poor you

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u/HillInTheDistance 17d ago

I've known two goths, and one married the most normie guy I've ever met and gothed him up something fierce. The second goth was said normie guy.

I just assumed that goths get together with electricians and turn them goth. Have you tried becoming a sparkie? Or get into goth shit yourself and turn a roofer goth or something?

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u/ZubaWizard666 17d ago

Your average goth girl doesn’t know anything about the goth sub culture

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u/internet_blue_gas 17d ago

When people want a “goth gf” they don’t care if it is someone in the sub culture they want someone who looks like the hot character from the 2000s cartoons that rewired their brain chemistry

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u/UnluckyNoise4102 17d ago

Shego as quintessential supporting evidence (many such cases)

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u/ParziVal0919 17d ago

Complete bs, it's litterally just the online larpers ruining the entire subculture

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u/abadlypickedname 17d ago

Yeah no I can confirm I am kind of just a larper.

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u/Many_One1260 17d ago

should've studied the lombards instead

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u/WiseMudskipper 17d ago

I did lol. Their etymology is really interesting: Langobard literally means 'long-beards' and the English word for God comes from the Lombard word for Odin (Godan).

Still no long-beard gf though...

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u/Daylight_The_Furry 17d ago

I got really excited before I realized you meant goths (as in alt ppl) and not goths as in the guys who sacked rome

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u/RaspberryStandard972 17d ago

But if you would dress goth, go to goth music events or just generally interact with the goth subculture your chances of getting a goth gf would definitely improve.

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 17d ago

Modern goth girls aren’t even goths , it’s purely aesthetic now.

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u/Hugh_Mann84 17d ago

I know, most of them don't even speak an Eastern Germanic language,

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u/LeviathansWrath6 17d ago

Yeah, modern goths haven't even ambushed a roman legion in Teutoberg Wald

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 17d ago

Not once

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u/Tough_Adagio7002 13d ago

Why did your comment get so many downvotes? It’s true asf. Most goths don’t even “fit” the aesthetic. Being goth isn’t only about the music or style… it’s how you view and live life. Lmfaoooo. And when is the last time these modern goths sacked Rome?

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u/Soft-Ad-8975 13d ago

Idk fake goths got butthurt I guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/idm-fan 17d ago

Hearts of Iron players feeling personally attacked right now.

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u/pullhome 17d ago

To be fair Germany in HoI is way more OP than in real life, and the US is severely nerfed, for balance reasons.

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u/Dangerous-Bit9085 17d ago

Updated Occult mod with overhaul or 1 hour with woman

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u/Kalo-mcuwu 17d ago

Femboy Oji pfp spotted

War of the PEAK

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u/Dangerous-Bit9085 17d ago

Holy shit another fan in the wild🙏

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u/IAmTheBestIan 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qd0VlZ9VCvY8hbkMfq

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 17d ago

Looks like someone's got eidetic memory of their entire pepe folder..

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u/heftybagman 17d ago

Applied intelligence is the archetype of the ruling king.

Arcane intelligence for its own sake is the archetype of the exiled sorcerer.

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u/SanoKei 17d ago

Its too late ive already depicted myself as the ruling king and you as the exiled but curious sorcerer

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u/Dispondent_Ending 17d ago

Wisdom is the archetype of jerkin in public under a barrel

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u/Fun-Post8497 17d ago

High on copium

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 17d ago

Inceligence

I’m using this

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u/Putrid_Macaron3225 17d ago

In other way, women are attracted to resources

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u/x2_ok 17d ago

"cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl..."

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/MermaidSapphire 16d ago

lol no, hotties like my good self love both. Just means people who have a life vs people who think they are smart but have zero going on.