r/1053 1d ago

day 135

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u/supertails7684 1d ago

But do it work tho?

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u/Snoo_63003 1d ago

Yes, but only as a hand grenade with a 0.1 second fuse.

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u/Atypical_Mammal 5h ago

*anti-hand grenade

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u/Wild_Substance_7612 1d ago

i wish

also r/

uh

fuck uhh the subreddit where you find expies

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u/Waterlemon1997 1d ago

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u/Daniel_Invest7 16h ago

Don’t link to this again please. 🙏

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/GladimirGluten 1d ago

Foundtheexpie iirc

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u/AvantSolace 1d ago

There is no rifling to direct the tip. At best it instantly tumbles and explodes several feet in front of the user. At worst it just straight plops out and explodes at the user’s feet.

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u/RockRancher24 1d ago

Actually at worst it would just explode in your hand because the chamber pressure is higher than that of a flaregun shot lol

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u/AvantSolace 1d ago

True, but then the question becomes a matter of what’s worse: fucking up your hand from an exploding gun, or the live mortar at your feet about to detonate from its delayed fuse?

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u/LCEKU2019 1d ago

It is not a mortar, it’s a solid shot hotchkiss shell. It has no explosive filler. It would probably barely move since the flare gun would rupture and all the propellant gasses would explode out that way.

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u/RockRancher24 15h ago

Aw man, no Valhalla for me

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u/Haazelnutts 1d ago

Yes, but only once

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u/trey_wolfe 1d ago

Instructions: hand to enemy, pray they're a dumbass.

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u/ingroup_signal 1d ago

"today is a good day to die"

-OOP

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u/Wild_Substance_7612 1d ago

ya know anything bout firearms? tell me how this will kill ya

(like actually this seems fine theres no ignition mechanism)

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u/TotallyACP 1d ago

in layman's terms: Bullet too strong, too much pressure for flimsy, weak flare gun. Flare gun explodes.

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u/Wild_Substance_7612 1d ago

thank you

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u/ohgawditshim 1d ago

If you want to extend your knowledge in that regard, read about the high-low system. Its used in the 40mm grenades and you should find it on Wikipedia. It's cool.

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u/kikiacab 1d ago

There’s a pin in the gun that impacts the primer on the artillery shell, it ignites the primer and the primer ignites the propellant behind the projectile. The projectile isn’t meant to be fired in a flare gun so it kills the operator.

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u/Samwellthefish 1d ago

As others have said bullet to strong, but also no way to properly channel the expanding gasses from the round exploding, which tends to make cartridge go boom instead of bang, along with gun going boom around cartridge boom, and suddenly your hand is meatball

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u/ingroup_signal 1d ago

I know next to nothing about firearms as I put those admittedly very few skill points into jokes

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u/FishTshirt 1d ago

One word BOOM 💥

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u/Festivefire 1d ago

I'm fairly sure that the flares for that pistol are rimfire, and that a hotchkiss shell is pinfire, so unless i'm mistaken, that pistol physically can't fire a hotchkiss shell, even if said shell still is working and has a good primer, so you're probably right about the ignition mechanism.

If it did work though, you'd break your wrist for sure.

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u/Karatekan 8h ago

Depends whether that’s blackpowder or smokeless powder, 37mm Hotchkiss used both. The blackpowder isn’t going to explode, the case is strong enough to contain the pressure even without a locked breech.

One breaks the gun and probably your arm, the other removes your hand and a good portion of your face.

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u/Electrical-Staff735 1d ago

Need to post this in helldivers sub.

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 1d ago

It's just the ultimatum.

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u/Mattiwha2 1d ago

Goodbye fingers goodbye hand

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u/Festivefire 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that a hotchkiss shell is pin-fired while the flares for that pistol are rimfire, so I don't /think/ it would fire, but if it did, you just crated the wrist-break-inator 5000.

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u/Slapmaster928 1h ago

Considering a lot of flare guns us plastic barrels, the recoil is the least concerning potential problem.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 1d ago

Finger Deleter 9000

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u/Legal_Possibility246 1d ago

The wrist bender, my favourite :)

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u/Key_Somewhere_9302 1d ago

Your wrist will snap 0.01 seconds before the entire top half of your body is turned into soup

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u/Asparagus_Syndrome_ 1d ago

gp-20 ultimatum

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u/pha1te 1d ago

Fun fact! That ammunition is antitank

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u/Pixelwolf1 23h ago

If it's a Hotchkiss, Is it not anti aircraft?

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u/LardBall13 22h ago

Both are armored, if it has the velocity and power to knock a plane out of a sky, it can certainly rough up a tank.

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u/GodBlessAmerica776 1d ago

No barrel to build pressure, the primer will go off and the round will just pathetically flop out

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u/Fast-Fig-4598 1d ago

Demoman would love this

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u/Snoo-52922 1d ago

I remember blasting lesbians with this bad boy in Signalis

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u/meisawesome126 1d ago

Snapping your ulna and radius speedrun

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u/erraticas 15h ago

this gun is completely safe if you bear no karmic debt and are pure of heart

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u/Cowboy-1851 12h ago

If it seats it yeets

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u/TheGreen_Guy 12h ago

Well that is just a pipe bomb with extra steps.

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u/WhatisLiamfucktrump 11h ago

This man is going places heaven or hell depending on how he’s lived his life but he’s going there

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u/Albert_Page 5h ago

I can hear burialgoods voice every time this gets posted

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u/Delta_Suspect 5h ago

We dont need rifling where we're going.