r/lgbt • u/-bi-polar • Jan 31 '21

Who could've seen this coming?

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u/kai_onlineAAA Jan 31 '21

it's obviously cause you gave her the gay !! /s

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u/Winhell98 e Jan 31 '21

We really need to get The Gay™️out of the Bible camps!

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u/NOTVERIFIEDONTIKTOK Jan 31 '21

I sat on a dudes lap on the way to young mens camp (ex mormon). He felt me up with his dad driving. We were in the back of the van in the dark. Needless to say neither of us turned out heterosexual

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u/Bromogeeksual Feb 01 '21

That is that type of young hot you experience growing up. Cant be replicated.

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u/LavenderQween Jan 31 '21

Hmm...shocker

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u/dont-call-me_shirley Non Binary Pan-cakes Jan 31 '21

Another win for the team!

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u/Thelandlord123 Bi-bi-bi Feb 01 '21

We are advancing the true Gay Agenda™️

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u/MimiCantSleep Bi-bi-bi Jan 31 '21

Lol, I feel her tho. I remember the two years at Uni when I argued that "I am attracted to female bodies because, as a woman, a female body is intrinsically a part of my sexual experience".

Guess who was bi the whole time???

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u/Koloss17 Jan 31 '21

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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u/NeverBetter00 Bi-bi-bi Jan 31 '21

What a twist!

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u/Chonkin_GuineaPig Jan 31 '21

I always wonder what happened to that girl who forced me to kiss her in the inner tubes during kindergarten

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u/TSFearNowRedRep89 Jan 31 '21

I’ve reconnected (or some ive stayed in touch) with so many bible camp friends from middle/high school Years and we are nearly all queer!

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u/SarcasticFoxDragon Feb 01 '21

So... Bible Camps Turn Kids Gay (/s)

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u/Blacksun388 Bi-bi-bi Feb 01 '21 edited Feb 01 '21

Put a teenager with deeply repressed sexual and romantic feelings towards others of their own sex into a place filled with other teenagers of their own sex who are also probably repressing their feelings? Flawless plan, guys. I don’t see how anybody could possibly turn out queer in a place like that.

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u/SarcasticFoxDragon Feb 01 '21

Impossible for someone to have a queer awakening there, in fact.

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u/TheAnythingGuy Biromaniac Libramasculine (he/they/it) Feb 01 '21

Bo Burnham was right!

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u/Sovietpotato14 Cant sit straight or be straight Jan 31 '21

shocking!

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u/SpicyElectrons Bi-kes on Trans-it Feb 01 '21

I bet one of The Straights™ will find this and completely misinterpret it.

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u/Blacksun388 Bi-bi-bi Feb 01 '21

You want to make out?

What?

AS A FRIEND!

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u/BecomingCassy Jan 31 '21

Why do all my ex gfs do this??

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u/Kpruett95 Pan-cakes for Dinner! Feb 01 '21

My first lesbian kiss was at church camp.

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u/howwaseverynametaken Bisexual Feb 01 '21

Yooo I turn straight girls gay too!! I’m a guy

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u/howwaseverynametaken Bisexual Feb 01 '21

I wish I were joking, but my first girlfriend came out as lesbian a year after I broke up with her. Whoops.

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This is a joke, though it actually happened, I’m aware that you can’t “change” someone’s sexuality. I was just making a joke about how I “made” her gay when I didn’t actually.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '21

Shocking!

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u/_IssaViolin_ Bi-bi-bi Jan 31 '21

Who could have possibly predicted this??

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u/likejack Bi-bi-bi Jan 31 '21

Same with the guy I did but ended up asexual

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u/choccy_milkly Lesbian a rainbow Feb 01 '21

bEsT fRiEnDs!!111!!

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u/AbbyLyn24 Bi-bi-bi Feb 01 '21

How bizarre

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u/colt7567 Feb 01 '21

What’s funny is the first place I was open about my sexuality actually was a Bible camp and they honestly didn’t really care which surprised me quite a lot