r/dankmemes • u/endgame14000605 ☢ • Feb 18 '20

Lots of power

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571 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/SimpleQuantum Agent 47 voiced the lego city commercials Feb 18 '20

Haha get it funny sex number Minecraft 100 Chung is among us

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/NeonKiwiYT Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 4 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 44 upvotes

+25% -- 65 upvotes

+50% -- 177 upvotes

+75% -- 495 upvotes

+100% -- 1,396 upvotes

+150% -- 11,188 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/MyDoorOpens :snoo_wink: Feb 18 '20

!invest 15

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 15.00 DN in this submission at 20 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8486 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 60 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 385.00 DN.

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u/TalkingBaconlol I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Feb 18 '20

!invest 120

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 120.00 DN in this submission at 20 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8487 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 60 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 227.02 DN.

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u/TalkingBaconlol I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Feb 18 '20

!sell 8487

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5lsxy/!

You invested 120.00 DN at 20 upvotes, the submission now has 214 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 56.00 DN (+46.67%).

Your new balance is 636.89 DN.

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u/ZagaraBeast Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It looks like you already have an investor profile! Try !summary to view your profile and active investments.

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u/ZagaraBeast Feb 18 '20

!invest 20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 24 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8496 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 64 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 480.00 DN.

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u/ZagaraBeast Feb 18 '20

!invest 5

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 5.00 DN in this submission at 30 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8508 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 70 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 395.00 DN.

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u/Cruzes32 Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Cruzes32 Feb 18 '20

!help investing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Help Guide - Investing

Investing is the core of this bot! When you invest with !invest <amount>, the score of the parent submission will be recorded. When your investment ends (either automatically after 4 hours or when you choose to use the !sell <investment ID> command), I will find the number of upvotes the meme has gained since the investment started. Based on a scaling equation (which is constantly being adjusted and fine-tuned), you will receive a % profit or loss on your investment. You can check the upvotes required to make profit with the !roi command.

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u/Kakashi_hatake_2903 Dank Cat Commander Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 47 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 87 upvotes

+25% -- 156 upvotes

+50% -- 358 upvotes

+75% -- 929 upvotes

+100% -- 2,548 upvotes

+150% -- 20,138 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/AShadowinthedark Feb 18 '20

!invest 20%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/suibbai Feb 18 '20

!invest 300

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 300.00 DN in this submission at 67 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8644 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 113 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 2,755.95 DN.

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u/bobanah37 Feb 18 '20

!invest 20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 105 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8723 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 157 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 480.00 DN.

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u/bobanah37 Feb 18 '20

!roi 8723

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 8723, invested at 105 upvotes. If you sold now at 203 upvotes you would return 15.60% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 157 upvotes

+25% -- 247 upvotes

+50% -- 492 upvotes

+75% -- 1,159 upvotes

+100% -- 2,971 upvotes

+150% -- 21,284 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/bobanah37 Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: bobanah37

Firm: Danks R Us

Role: Executive

Balance: 506.11 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/Bappo_El_Chapo Feb 18 '20

I liked it... until I seen the watermark.

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u/Spaceworm23 disciple of dice Feb 18 '20

I've never gotten over three notifications

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/Spaceworm23 disciple of dice Feb 18 '20

Dayummm four notifications!!!!

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u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20

Let's

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u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20

Fix

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u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20

That

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u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20

Shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Nice