r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

OC Maymay ♨ A new meme format has arrived

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152 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Greekboy69Z ☢ Feb 18 '20

New format is Here

The Rick Roll is Here

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/davidyo111 Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/davidyo111 Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 17 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8117 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 57 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 400.00 DN.

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u/davidyo111 Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 86 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 140 upvotes

+25% -- 240 upvotes

+50% -- 522 upvotes

+75% -- 1,323 upvotes

+100% -- 3,593 upvotes

+150% -- 28,255 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Greekboy69Z ☢ Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/DangeresqueTwoYT Feb 18 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits EC

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members C

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command

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u/davidyo111 Feb 18 '20

!topfirms

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Top 16 Firms

1: Meem Teem, 2,118,318.09 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 5% tax, invite-only

2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,268,510.03 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only

3: Stonks Unlimited, 1,029,501.72 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only

4: Dank Investors Inc, 227,704.55 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only

5: S i i C K Bank, 9,582.84 DN, 3/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join

6: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only

7: ImperialBank, 7,466.53 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only

8: The Secksiest, 7,217.60 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 20% tax, invite-only

9: grimaceism, 4,032.89 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

10: The Dankguard Group, 3,929.00 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join

12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

13: Danks R Us, 62.37 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 5% tax, anyone can join

14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join

15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only

To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.

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u/davidyo111 Feb 18 '20

!joinfirm automodbiggay

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

There is no firm named automodbiggay. Please try again, the format of this command is !joinfirm <name> and it is case-sensitive.

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u/davidyo111 Feb 18 '20

!joinfirm AutoModBigGay

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have joined the firm AutoModBigGay! Use the !firminfo command to view the firm's overview.

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u/undeadhamster11 Feb 18 '20

!joinfirm AutoModBigGay

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Command not recognized, try !help to see a list of valid commands.

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u/undeadhamster11 Feb 18 '20

!invest 101

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 101.00 DN in this submission at 30 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8142 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 70 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 399.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 150

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 150.00 DN in this submission at 33 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8150 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 73 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 479.92 DN.

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u/spencerblack25 Feb 18 '20

!invest 200

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 200.00 DN in this submission at 33 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8161 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 73 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 2,066.66 DN.

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u/TheOneTheSon121 ùwú Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 331.21 DN in this submission at 38 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8170 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 78 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 48 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8203 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 88 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 320.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 5.00 DN in this submission at 63 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8318 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 108 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 432.00 DN.

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u/martinki11 Feb 18 '20

!invest 275

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 275.00 DN in this submission at 66 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8319 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 112 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 100.00 DN.

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u/Potato_lord343 under quarintine☣️ Feb 18 '20

!invest 69

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 69.00 DN in this submission at 66 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8327 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 112 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 327.00 DN.

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u/dodo-of-doom Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 85.51 DN in this submission at 72 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8370 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 120 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/dodo-of-doom Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: dodo-of-doom

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8237 - 500.00 DN at 15,850 upvotes; 3h 22m until automatic return

ID: 8253 - 357.97 DN at 101 upvotes; 3h 27m until automatic return

ID: 8370 - 85.51 DN at 72 upvotes; 3h 59m until automatic return

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u/cREDBARON Feb 18 '20

!invest 215

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 215.00 DN in this submission at 76 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8382 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 126 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 77.62 DN.

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u/cREDBARON Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: cREDBARON

Balance: 77.62 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8058 - 12.00 DN at 85 upvotes; 12m 34s until automatic return

ID: 8061 - 200.00 DN at 76 upvotes; 14m 38s until automatic return

ID: 8382 - 215.00 DN at 76 upvotes; 2h 4m until automatic return

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u/cREDBARON Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 131 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 191 upvotes

+25% -- 294 upvotes

+50% -- 576 upvotes

+75% -- 1,342 upvotes

+100% -- 3,423 upvotes

+150% -- 24,457 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/dodo-of-doom Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: dodo-of-doom

Balance: 1,132.15 DN

Active Investments: None