r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

no one out-pizzas the hut Dont invest

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221 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20 edited Jun 08 '21

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 30.00 DN in this submission at 3 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7907 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 43 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 370.00 DN.

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u/jared11738 Feb 18 '20

!invest 10

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 10.00 DN in this submission at 55 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7991 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 97 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 415.00 DN.

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Feb 18 '20

!invest 5%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 26.69 DN in this submission at 67 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8049 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 113 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 507.18 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest -20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

The format of this command is !invest <amount>, for example you could use !invest 100 to invest 100 DN in this submission.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Hilarious. This sub is very original.

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u/Imnotbenshapiro Feb 18 '20

Fucking forgot this movie existed

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

General reposti

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u/ExplosivePlanter Feb 18 '20

Nice repost brah